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Long story short wife and I discussing various ideas for decorating.
Bit of background for you I am not allowed any opinion WHAT SO EVER re internal decoration and any opinion I manage/bother to express is met with absolute derision,however somehow on this occasion I expressed a thought,I was told it was a stupid idea what was I thinking and the look on her face was as if I had just suggested pimping her out .........she then continued to talk ideas and I mentioned about a mirror being on wall x,she said it cant be on that wall as there is a mirror opposite it and that means that it allows evil spirits into the room!!!!
So my idea of painting a wardrobe is mental but placing a mirror in the wrong location allows evil spirits and that's ok and normal????
Trust me this is the tip of the iceburg on what I have to endure on a daily weekly basis.......I might start logging them on here as a record of her utter madness:)
Bit of background for you I am not allowed any opinion WHAT SO EVER re internal decoration and any opinion I manage/bother to express is met with absolute derision,however somehow on this occasion I expressed a thought,I was told it was a stupid idea what was I thinking and the look on her face was as if I had just suggested pimping her out .........she then continued to talk ideas and I mentioned about a mirror being on wall x,she said it cant be on that wall as there is a mirror opposite it and that means that it allows evil spirits into the room!!!!
So my idea of painting a wardrobe is mental but placing a mirror in the wrong location allows evil spirits and that's ok and normal????
Trust me this is the tip of the iceburg on what I have to endure on a daily weekly basis.......I might start logging them on here as a record of her utter madness:)
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Whats the issue here? Are you saying you are happy to let evil spirits into your room?
Why not consider pimping her out 
, you know it makes sense.
, you know it makes sense.
Not sure why you would want to be involved in these sort of discussions anyway. I have one room which I use as my study where everything in it is chosen by me. The rest of the house is for Mrs F to decorate to "impress" her friends with her good taste. I wouldn't even want to interfere.
I don't look to get involved I am often asked in a "I am not asking way" but I have to answer!!!
When they ask they are not asking for your opinion, they are asking for your agreement.
"yes, that would be nice" is an acceptable response.
"yes, that would be nice" is an acceptable response.
Her: Do you think Rose cul de canard would be a nice colour for the bathroom dear?"
Him: "Oh yes, that would look lovely and would complement the washbasin nicely don't you think?"
Him: "Oh yes, that would look lovely and would complement the washbasin nicely don't you think?"
Long story short wife ..........
Shouldnt have married a midget
Shouldnt have married a midget
Place a pair of Chinese Fu Dog or Fu Lion statues at the entrance to your home. They will dispel negative spirits and keep them from reentering. Another option is displaying a picture or sculpture of Chung Kwei. He is known to protect people from evil spirits.
suggest you get a few of these and scatter them about the place, probably the more the better imo, this will make a nice surprise for your wife and she will be thrilled with your initiative and confidence, which she secretly craves.
you will thank me later.
suggest you get a few of these and scatter them about the place, probably the more the better imo, this will make a nice surprise for your wife and she will be thrilled with your initiative and confidence, which she secretly craves.
you will thank me later.
Sounds like he already has an evil spirit there!
Also sounds like a very dodgy relationship to me. I mean, did she not show any of these traits, before you were married?
Also sounds like a very dodgy relationship to me. I mean, did she not show any of these traits, before you were married?
have had 2 divorce already think I will make this one work!!!
When we lived in March, Cambridgeshire, the in-laws still lived in Essex, but they decided to view a house about 8 miles from us in Wisbech.
Mrs SAGC was in London, and her dad is useless at reading maps, so I got lumbered with the job of taking them to the viewing, once they got to our house.
While they went in to view the house I sat outside smoking a cigar.
On the way back to my house the mother-in-law said 'We would never have bought it as it was number 58.'
'What's 58 got to with anything?' I asked.
'5 and 8 is 13, it's unlucky' she said.
Her dad rolled his eye towards the sky.
'But you knew the address before you left home, which is 95 miles away' I said.
She replied 'Well yes, but you have to look, don't you.'
FFS!!
Mrs SAGC was in London, and her dad is useless at reading maps, so I got lumbered with the job of taking them to the viewing, once they got to our house.
While they went in to view the house I sat outside smoking a cigar.
On the way back to my house the mother-in-law said 'We would never have bought it as it was number 58.'
'What's 58 got to with anything?' I asked.
'5 and 8 is 13, it's unlucky' she said.
Her dad rolled his eye towards the sky.
'But you knew the address before you left home, which is 95 miles away' I said.
She replied 'Well yes, but you have to look, don't you.'
FFS!!
neworder69 07 Jul 15 15:35
have had 2 divorce already think I will make this one work!!!
Just looks like you keep choosing a woman whose personality does not fit with your own. I.e you have a BPD and you seek out others who have the same
have had 2 divorce already think I will make this one work!!!
Just looks like you keep choosing a woman whose personality does not fit with your own. I.e you have a BPD and you seek out others who have the same
pdb?
whatever it means no.........there were reasons 1st 2 did not work not too sure why thread has developed into a character assisnation.......its purpose was to highlight funny/strange things the fairer sex say:)
whatever it means no.........there were reasons 1st 2 did not work not too sure why thread has developed into a character assisnation.......its purpose was to highlight funny/strange things the fairer sex say:)
Not pdp, BPD = Borderline Personality Disorder.
Er... You are very naive if you thought you wouldn't get grief from posting a thread which contains personal details about not only yourself , but also your wife. I think accusing your wife of utter madness is somewhat of a character assignation too. Imo.
Er... You are very naive if you thought you wouldn't get grief from posting a thread which contains personal details about not only yourself , but also your wife. I think accusing your wife of utter madness is somewhat of a character assignation too. Imo.
last summer me and my missus went to a charity do ,she bought some raffle tickets and the prizes were on display on a large table 1st prize a holiday and other lesser prizes like a 32 inch colour t.v ,restaurant meal for 2 ,£50 marks and spencer vouchers all the way down to the lesser prizes ,anyway they do the raffle and it went on a 1st winning ticket chooses the prize they want so naturally 1st one called out picks the holiday ,next out picks the t.v my missus number gets called out 3rd and off she marches by passes all the decent other prizes and picks up a bottle of foo kin blossom hill wine worth about 3 foo kin quid the dopey mare !
Me and the wife were in the pub watching a match when a ball came across which looked as if it was begging to be buried. Miraculously the fella waiting on the end seemed to grow smaller as the ball got nearer and he failed to stick it in the net to be met with a stream of abuse from the assembled fans. When it died down the wife said, "well I wouldn't have got my head to it". Strangely nobody said anything as they turned around and saw her in her wheelchair.
Another corker was a while ago when she was talking about Ian Rush and she insisted he played in goal. She wasn't having it when everybody told her he didn't. Eventually exasperated she said he definitely plays in goal for Liverpool and at that stage the penny dropped with someone who said, "do you mean Bruce Grobbelar?". "That's him" she said. "He looks like Ian Rush".
have put this one up before on the horse racing forum a while ago , went to catford dogs years ago and took a bird who knew very little about gambling ,when she saw the tic tac men doing their thing she said to me oh there must be a lot of deaf people here !
Never been away( as I've stated already )
And yes, I know all about BPD - as I posted on a thread some time ago ( I believe you joined in too), Three members of my family are sufferers. Mental illness is no joke.
And yes, I know all about BPD - as I posted on a thread some time ago ( I believe you joined in too), Three members of my family are sufferers. Mental illness is no joke.
Indeed it isn't. Which is why I questioned you. Fair enough. I haven't been party to your previous discussions but your comment seemed a low blow and commiserations to neworder if he suffers that cursed disorder. By the way it is a disorder and not an illness.
eeternal
On the question of whether the terminology should be disorder or illness, can I refer you to the website :-
http://bjp.rcpsych.org/content/180/2/110
It's a long and detailed analysis, but interesting nonetheless, as the government led initiative will have potential far reaching consequences.
On the question of whether the terminology should be disorder or illness, can I refer you to the website :-
http://bjp.rcpsych.org/content/180/2/110
It's a long and detailed analysis, but interesting nonetheless, as the government led initiative will have potential far reaching consequences.
Womens logic: As all rivers run downhill and south is downhill, then all rivers run south.
Mate, (with girlfriend) took some items to local disposal site and when they're driving out she says "look at that!,they've even got a skip for porn. He looks round and the sign says 'hardcore'.
Who can forget Frankie's Magnificent 7 at Ascot?
Mrs SAGC can
Last time she was asked, she said the jockey was Roger De Courcey.
Mrs SAGC can
Last time she was asked, she said the jockey was Roger De Courcey.
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