A friend of mine who is a golf club member got ticked off by the club secretary...

Paid for a drink with cash.

Good guess.

He ordered three pints all in straight glasses.

whilst hollering 'get in the hole' and 'mashed potato'

obviously an undesirable ,careful what company you keep ,prob best deleting his phone number imo

gay glasses ok

Bashed one out in bar ?

he forgot the gin & tonic

Went to the bar, when a major tournament was being watched on tv, and said "Is there anything else on"?

Let one go but followed through?

Still wearing steel spikes?

See my earlier post for the answer.

a member at my club once got his co ck out in the bar and put it in his pint

a couple of years later he became club captain (seriously, no joke!)

My dad's mate was at the golf club few years ago midweek, finished up and went for a pint in the clubhouse.

There was a Champions League Match on the telly in one of the rooms were you're meant to wear a jacket.

They took their pints in, just sat by the door - nobody else in there and no function on, watched the last 10 minutes.
Got a letter to his house asking him to refrain from doing so in future

i_agree_with_nick   
29 Jun 15 20:23 
See my earlier post for the answer.

Most chit chatters don't read threads.

^reported

and OP reported as well for the premature slaughter of a  potential 30+ pager

dirty/wrong shoes
farted
windswept tupee
no false teeth in
dodgy hat

were my top answers

shame ,been needing one of these