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Good evening Sir.
A little bird told me that a certain turfiste made a visit to Royal Ascot a few days ago. Did one get into (ahem) the Royal Box?
Tell you what, you tell your story, and I'll tell you which sporting location I was thrown out of last Sunday evening, and by a WAITRESS ffs.
A little bird told me that a certain turfiste made a visit to Royal Ascot a few days ago. Did one get into (ahem) the Royal Box?
Tell you what, you tell your story, and I'll tell you which sporting location I was thrown out of last Sunday evening, and by a WAITRESS ffs.
wasn't a ping pong bar in Bangkok was it Alun? I've fallen foul of those.
as i lent my top hat and tails to les dennis i had to slum it in the silver ring alun
however the weather was perfect and even though i failed to smuggle the hoover in it was a great day
apart from the betting and princess beatrice shouting "bito sucks" from the royal procession
so who evicted you
however the weather was perfect and even though i failed to smuggle the hoover in it was a great day
apart from the betting and princess beatrice shouting "bito sucks" from the royal procession
so who evicted you
I'm sure Les will be eternally grateful to you for that selfless gesture. I've never been myself, although I did get to 'Dettori Day' all those years ago.
It didn't surprise me one bit to learn of Beatrice. I've had to warn her myself. You don't hear proper brought up women like Pippa saying things like that.
Funnily enough, the sporting venue I got thrown out of is a Royal one as well. Wanna guess? I'll send you the answer through the Messaging system if that's OK? The walls have ears you see, and their spies might have me castrated.
It didn't surprise me one bit to learn of Beatrice. I've had to warn her myself. You don't hear proper brought up women like Pippa saying things like that.
Funnily enough, the sporting venue I got thrown out of is a Royal one as well. Wanna guess? I'll send you the answer through the Messaging system if that's OK? The walls have ears you see, and their spies might have me castrated.
if it wasn't for her royal bodyguards restraining me i'd have spanked her blue blooded buttocks repeately throughout the whole 5 days
I'm afraid so. Assumed you used that already. If you don't want to, no problem, I'll find a way of getting the answer to you.
Was it the The Prince of Wales Trophy in Berkshire, Alun 
Ok, I'll start working on a message.
I bet they wouldn't have thrown Rolfie Wolfie out if, like me, he'd turned up in a T-shirt and tracksuit bottom.
I bet they wouldn't have thrown Rolfie Wolfie out if, like me, he'd turned up in a T-shirt and tracksuit bottom.
saw a bloke at ascot in shorts and flip flops,you could almost hear my blood boiling 
I almost felt like telling the waitress that I'd been thrown out of far better places. The place in question apparently likes to offer a 'warm welcome', by which I presume they mean they usually throw reprobates like me on a Wicker Man style bonfire.
i tried the beta forum and im flummoxed,1 new message and what box are you supposed to tick ?
forgive my ignorance and a little drinkypoohs
forgive my ignorance and a little drinkypoohs
i finally managed to read it 
,one thing to be evicted by a ROYAL BERK but a servant ffs 
,one thing to be evicted by a ROYAL BERK but a servant ffs
The lower elements Bito, the lower elements.
They would NEVER treat me like that at the Lakeside. At least I'd be thrown to Bob's special pigs in 'The ROLFIE and SHARON Special Slaughterhaouse'.
They would NEVER treat me like that at the Lakeside. At least I'd be thrown to Bob's special pigs in 'The ROLFIE and SHARON Special Slaughterhaouse'.
the good thing about ascot was i slummed it in the silver ring with the other ne'er do wellswhen i got too close to the gate adjoining the grandstand enclosure the steward puled out an uzi
Delighted to see standards being maintained. There are too many 'below stairs' types getting a look in at Royal Ascot these days. Most work for C4.
Which day did you go?
tuesday,first time ive been,always loved cheltenham but the queueing up for everything drives me nuts
one year i went to get a beer and waited 45 minutes to get served and missed the champion chase
my mates didn't recognise me when i came back as i'd grown a beard
one year i went to get a beer and waited 45 minutes to get served and missed the champion chase
my mates didn't recognise me when i came back as i'd grown a beard
LOL, I always go to Cheltenham, and I must admit I hate the overcrowding.
Tuesday….. wow ! Gleneagles and Solow, two great winners. A 'Duel on the Downs' for the Sussex Stakes surely looms.
Tuesday….. wow ! Gleneagles and Solow, two great winners. A 'Duel on the Downs' for the Sussex Stakes surely looms.
check out the darts forum al,world shattering news
kay burleys sky copter is hovering over wolferhamton as we type
kay burleys sky copter is hovering over wolferhamton as we type
This Rolfie development is epoch-making news indeed.
It's as momentous as that time when that book The Satanic Nurses came out, and everyone refused to buy Salmon.
btw…. I'm assuming you know this already nut the Justin Credible darts blog is outrageously funny and vitriolic, especially about the BDO.
It's as momentous as that time when that book The Satanic Nurses came out, and everyone refused to buy Salmon.
btw…. I'm assuming you know this already nut the Justin Credible darts blog is outrageously funny and vitriolic, especially about the BDO.
do we know who writes that blog?
apparently if wolfie defeats MVG in the group stage of the GSOD he'll be retired to stud at coolmoore
and quite rightly so,standing alongside gallileo,montjeu and dennis ovens
apparently if wolfie defeats MVG in the group stage of the GSOD he'll be retired to stud at coolmoore
and quite rightly so,standing alongside gallileo,montjeu and dennis ovens
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