First 'TOP SHELF' magazine you bought

Escort, aged about 14, even cycled to the shop to get it. Aunty Jayne

I predict this will be one of those threads where the number of replies will be disproportionately low to the number of views.

Luckily, at school we had several lads with newspaper rounds who would ensure that copies were temporarily liberated for wider circulation.

escort her too but I dint have to pay for mine had a mate who worked in a paper recycling factory and I had access to all of the top shelf mags free of charge .........the original auntie Jayne was a particular fav here !

it was an Xmas edition of Club International where they used to show all of the past years celebs they'd featured.

There's a painful difference between the first one I bought and the first one I paid for.

Viewed rather than bought - wouldn't dare take one to the till.. and it was Parade :)

certainly never seeing the irony I would've been about 15 when I purchased Men Only in a newsagents far far away.

Parade or that nudist mag. Was it Health and Efficiency? I know I was still at school, aged maybe 13.

Mayfair - Really disappointed! Too many pics of fukcing cars and boats!

to my eternal shame the NOTW although I used to slip it inside a Jugs weekly to avoid embarassment

any pics of the original auntie Jayne ? tia

dug out  2 boxes of 70-80s mags in the shed only 1 escort in the lot ,plenty of hairy bushes on every page ! no ladyshaves in them days ?

Anyone remember Tit-Bits, which was a weekly paper for all the family? Had plenty of Tit -Bits in it.

Either Mayfair or Men Only.  I didn't buy them.  Shoplifting added to the excitement.

Seems extraordinary that kids these days have access to every kind of porn, when we were taking sly looks at Freemans and Littlewoods catalogues and desperately hoping for a very quick peek of Helen Mirren's arse in some obscure TV play. .

It was so much more exciting when we had to rely on magazines, video's etc. And, all the girls were natural as well.

Less is more.

It's frightening to think of what the young children of today are looking at on the internet.

My laddie who is 20 told me the fairer sex prefer "bum sex" to avoid pregnancy ffs

When I was 15 I was delighted tae get some tIt and told all my mates

My mate's Dad owned a newsagents and he did a good trade distributing jazz mags amongst fellow pupils at lunch times. Playbirds, Mayfair you name it they were all doing the rounds when we were barely teenagers.

20 Rothmans 2 bags of cheese and onion a curly wurly and err a copy of kinky spankers monthly please

jazz has always been popular in London slippy, I'd love to go to Ronnie scott's

Mr Makybe used to look forward to the Australasian Post that his Aunt used to send to his family from Australia.

Queens University Belfast researchers did a comprehensive ( 184 pages ) report into prostitution in NI in 2014. On one page it shows the number of ahem service providers advertising in jazz magazines there, so clearly some poor intern or student was bunged 50 notes and had to go to the shop and buy them all, bring them back and count the ads while some supervisor filled in a spreadsheet.

Not a task you'd like.

What's a top shelf magazine? I'm 5'1"!

Discerning gentleman of the Top Shelf Cognoscenti might like to make their way over to the Vintage Erotica Forums, where I'm sure they will be reunited with many of the former objects of their desire.

Thank me later.

I've never brought one myself, but my dad always had a few under his bed that I used to sneak out. It was like precision engineering to me getting them back in exactly the place!

Not a single mention for Health And Efficiency

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Parade or that nudist mag. Was it Health and Efficiency? I know I was still at school, aged maybe 13.

Gin, I have got a habit of skimming through threads without reading them properly. To be fair I am watching horse and dog racing right now so not really paying attention

It's easily done Slip

Never bought one.

We used to take it in turns to run into the local barbers and grab one from the stack in there.

Which were only copies of Parade.

FOYLESWAR

I've contacted my good friend who is somewhat of an expert in these matters, and he suggested that your request for pictures of a certain Aunty Jane is very likely to be this well endowed lady.

http://www.retrosexy.free.fr/gallerie/index.php?/category/33/start-15

http://retro.goldengirls.cba.pl/patwynn/pat_g2.html

What a lovely face by the way.

cheers dr ......... that's her ! by god can feel a semi coming on ! will study these sites in depth thanks again !

At the age of 8 I found a large bundle of Spick, Span and other wonders abandoned by the school incinerator. I rescued them. The first bought was Penthouse, early Summer 1966. "Forever Amber" was the main dish.

A copy of an Italian magazine called Oggi pilfered from Marino's barber shop kept me satisfied for years.

The first time I bought the Sporting Chronicle Handicap Book was in order to use its A3 size to conceal that year's A4-sized Mayfair Christmas Special. Got so excited by Ken Hussey's speed figures, however, that I forgot to buy the dirty magazine to go with it.

Beano with free gift inside....

Used to borrow my best mate's Penthouse to read the articles in it which were always interesting.

Never bought any and don't remember any mates buying them.

However, there always seemed to be one or two strewn in a hedge somewhere.  For some reason.

Readers WIVES

Disgusting

The Great John Cooper Clarke's thoughts on READERS WIVES

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ResWGqZ6nr4

never bought any but at my school there was a select collection of about six mags that did the rounds literally for years, paper was of much more durable quality in those days 

plus, strangely, a sex education manual written in english by a japanese professor working in the us, no actual pictures but plenty of wooden mannequins posed to illustrate the various different positions.

Salmon & Trout Fisherman, for me.

Penthouse. I still love maria whit takers titts

Queens University Belfast researchers did a comprehensive ( 184 pages )

Started off as 200 pages but...

Someone I knew sold his wife's picture to a magazine.
That was over fifteen years ago.
I can't remember if they gave him two hundred quid or four hundred quid for it.
What's the going rate these days I wonder?

Cinema X. Which would explain why i am both pervert and film aficionado...

The first porn i ever saw though, was Scandi catalogue squares, which my elder brother ordered from said countries. These were still shots (obviously) of porn films-magazines that were sent free of charge on the basis that you would succumb and buy the full version. The miserable twát never bought any, well not that i could ferret out, and this would explain my squint in younger life. There were some monstrous hairy motts, right up to belly button, and once again this would explain my love of such things..

Happy days, and very easy to hide from prying eyes..

Playbirds probably.

Mate of mines dad used to get Colour Climax, which he would (ahem) 'liberate' on a regular basis.

Of course this was the 1970's when everything was 'au naturel'. Fk me, it looked like they were giving birth to Leo Sayer!

Now of course, 'The Girl and The Donkey, live from Tijuana' is but two clicks and daddy's stolen credit card details away, thus denying a generation of kids the exquisite joy of finding a torn and rain sodden copy of 'Fiesta' in the bushes.

Memories, mammaries eh?

had that many cant remember.........Razzle maybe,Fiesta,my dad had loads he must have been dead mucky!!!decent scandanavian stuff..........looked at more of that as a kid than most anything else.............might explain a few things:)????

Fk me, it looked like they were giving birth to Leo Sayer!