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They might need to check the ingredients in his quorn meals
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Off to the Jeremy Kyle show with him. Let's have a look at the 'all-important lie detector results'!!
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For naydam.
Jerry - we asked you why you didn't answer the door bell? You answered.............. ''I didn't hear it.'' The lie detector test said........ You were lying. Groans from the audience. Jerry - we asked you if you had even taken drugs? You answered.............. ''no!'' The lie detector test said.......... You were lying again. More groans from the audience. Jerry - if fact you are a cheat and a liar aren't you? Cheers from the audience. And Mo storms out. |
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Shudda smashed his back door in ...
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He needs to get a new doorbell |
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oh god even the mong has turned up now
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TBF though Burton he has refrained from his normal vile rancid etc etc etc comments.
Still a prize cant though. |
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I wouldn't know what he has put aka
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Tbf to Mo, it can't be easy to hear a doorbell when some twát has his hand stuck up yer arse..
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This makes me wonder if that spat he had with the white lad (yorkshireman ?) who doubted his nationality but wascalled jealous by the media was due to more than meets the eye now ?
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If Mo's explanation was he didn't hear the doorbell how did he know the drug tester rang the doorbell and didn't knock at the door?
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I knew the forums detectives would get to the bottom of this.
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Neither him or the testers own a mobile either I guess?
I don't like Farah, refugee who got all the good free stuff and as soon as he made money and had to pay taxed, fecked off abroad, so feck him, should have billed him on way out |
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I can't stand the guy. Snubbed Scotland and the Commonwealth Games.
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Somalia not in Commonwealth innit
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Isn't Somalia a suburb of Newham?
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My daughter's crew has just taken apart the world's best time in their event in the heats of the Rowing World Cup in Varese, Italy.
I can categorically state, on my life, that neither she nor anyone else in the crew is on drugs - just hard work and fierce desire. Be suspicious - but please don't be cynical. Most (I believe) do it clean. |
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Doping is only prevalent when there is big money at stake - the administrators of these sports aren't in the least bit interested in catching the cheats everyone's making too much money.
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I wouldn't stake my life on it but I'd be very surprised if Paula Radcliffe didn't do what she did clean and she remains way ahead of others. Every so often you do get a Beamon, Coe, Johnson, Bolt et al who are way ahead of their competitors because they just have something more which isn't down to drugs.
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Although come to think of it I do seem to recall she was rather dirty in Beijing.
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I went out the back for a minute to feed the birds and a courier called.
I also backed Dejen Gebremeskel (2nd) in the 2012 Olympic 5000 metres. |
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Beamon did one freak jump at altitude never to be repeated. Coe's times weren't any better over 1500 than Ovett, Cram or Aouita. I'd be very surprised if Bolt was clean same goes for Johnson.
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Mo is innocent, he is too embarrassed to admit that he thought it was the "Avon lady/person" and he didn't have the readies so he hid behind the curtains.
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I have sympathy for Mo. I don't hear my door bell ring. But then it hasn't worked for ten years!!!
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"Over the course of my career I have taken hundreds of drugs tests and every single one has been negative," Mo Farah
"Twenty-plus-year career, 500 drug controls worldwide, in and out of competition. Never a failed test. I rest my case." Lance Armstrong |
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When the drugs testers arrive to do the test, if they can't contact the athlete, they have to try again every fifteen minutes until the hour is up.
Then as an athlete suggested on radio4 this morning they should come back the next day with the same procedure in the next window they were given for that day. Then if that fails again on the third day. If all three attempts to test them have failed then that should be classed as three refusals to give a sample and the ban should then be automatic. That bloke said that the authorities haven't really got their hearts in stamping out drug taking and they could tighten up their testing a lot. |
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He added that in a lot of cases they might only test you once in a six month period.
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I'm pretty sure Bolt is clean, he takes 36 strides to run 100m compared to most people taking 41.
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