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minardi
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Jimmy phones up his boss .. "boss i am sick ... bad stomach .. headache etc .. i can't come in today"

Boss says "Jimmy we need you .. what i do when i am sick is ask the wife for sex .. i often feel better for that and then can work .. I suggest you do the same"

an hour latter Jimmy phones up boss ...

"I feel great and am coming into work .. BTW you have a great house !"
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Report spellingandgrammarchecker • June 3, 2015 12:29 AM BST
That wasn't that funny when I first heard it in 1987.
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