There is a strong smell of weed in my lounge.

hahahaha!

Would not had happened if labour had won the election.

#ukdeclineundercons

They're growing. See how much they want for an oz.

Call the police, they might want some too.

have you condidered spraying weedol through there letterbox?

I have got aussies coming out of my @rse.  I mean literally. I obviously do not mean literally.  But I do have emotional rescue playing quite loudly and if I have not given the neighbours a lesson then at least I have time for bed

MARVELLOUS PUFF DYLY!

I'm not sure dope heads realise how strong the smell can be.

It's more pungent than s*x panther, which has bits of real panther in it.

Hey BITO, you given clegg a naked democratic group hug yet, poor guy sorely needs one.

You laugh ffs.  It is a fkin tight rope.  It isnt fair on downstairs.  But I really want to go a bit mental with the music.  Proper loud.  Speakers up against these chavvy fkin pikey sh1thouse ****'s walls with no fear of the consequences.  But There is a lovely family in the flat beneath.  It is a fkin tightrope and I blame the fkin looney leftie ****s who all live in france or chester.  ****s.

Put your incontinence pants back on.

The **** has threatened me twice, he is about a foot taller than me i have a knife ready for that coont and i would enjoy putting it in him.  He is basically a ponce poncing off a vulnerable single mum.  She herself shouldn't be a million miles from kids imo.

A word of advice Rob. Be as nice as you can for as long as you can. Appear as weak, feeble and reasonable as you can. Be a laughing stock if you must and get their guard down. Then when you are pushed into a corner and have nowhere else to go it is then time to draw on all that humiliation and unleash hell. Apart from an Uzi there aren't many things in life more dangerous than a man pushed beyond the point of no return.

you shore you don't live in scotland rob? 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Acid_House_(film)

middle clas, very funny rob.

No joke having bar stewards for neighbours though. I'm glad I've got 88 year old Doreen on one side and a decent young married couple on t'other.

Has the wife p1ssed herself?

...there aren't many things in life more dangerous than a man pushed beyond the point of no return.

I take it you're not familiar with the works of Congreave, EO? 

It is the woman I have the problem with really, but it is him who hasmade it bad.  Theloud arguments are relentless and at all hours.
Block of six flats, it is five against one, we are all agreed.  Not a grudge.  We just think something is wrong in there and there are also three kids in there. Police keep being called out.  Council and police and social services are worse than useless.  Two pensioner women on the ground floor basically scared to leave their flat.

It is alright as a theory EO, but I dont want all that.  I don't wanna sound like a wankah but, well I am gonna.  I pick up people twice my size and drop them all the time when I play rugby.  But I have no appetite for going mental and getting arrested and sh1t and going in the cells and losing my job and sh1t any more.  I went to prison for, basically, being a tw@t, who did go mental and just wouldnt stop.  I want to be steady, with a job and middle class and all that sh1t.  Just like my dad.  Like I am now, just want that but without the coont for a neighbour.

So you're getting wound up because of a bit of a smell of weed....can't be that bad....relax.

chill man

He should be dead, total wrongun.  I wanna kill him.  I can still hear him, he should not be here or anywhere.

keep on at police and social. they'll be gone in 6 months. never worth doing bird for anyone. sure you know that already.

stitf

60% of the time, it works all the time

Doantwin2easy is of course right.   This has gone on for four years (with her) but escalated in the last year with her new fella.  If i go mental with weapons then he is history, i suspect he is a coward , I mean he is preying on a vulnerable single mum ffs. And she is not attractive which makes me think she actually has no redeeming features, so why the fk is he there.  She has three kids.  We all think he is a total wrongun.  Council and Police do not give a ****.

I would also like to know if a labour goverment would have changed anything.

Normally I don't mind your humorous sh1t fishwick, but...
a). What does stitf mean (presumably shoot someone in the face,)
B) how would a labour government change this
C) seriously what do you recommend?

She isa ****.  He is a ****.  I wanna kill her and I wanna torture him.

Shoot them in the face.  Ok.  I wou

Why don't you blow up their house?

(a) stitf (shoot them in the face); 60% of the time, it works all the time (re: JustChecking's Ron Burgundy reference)

(b) they wouldn't

(c) stitf

Tbh i just wanna torture himand i dont care what u say cos it aint gonna nappen.

You've obviously been drinking. Over 3 hours you've been posting on thread, getting more and more incomprehensible.
If it's so bad where you live, why don't you move?

Move ffs?  Wecannot all be champgne socialists alas.  I did actually have a face to face to do with him.  And he was pretty pathetic considering his size advantage.

I have had three face to faces with him...
1:  me so drunk I didn't really know what was going on.  Could not form a sentence despite calling him out. .  0-1
2:  me totally sober, ran 17 miles and the coont had tampered with my locks when I got back.  Big blazing row.   Score draw 1-2
3:  me not quite as drunk as (1) but feeling proper brave.  He called me out and  He is now in my pocket macho wise.  He bottled it in front of his pig missus.  3-2

but it is difficult to stop him playing dirty like dog **** through my letterbox and stuff.   They should put all the sh1t families like this in one block.  If the tories will not do this and the labours will not do this then what is point of voting one over the other?

I used to have problems with My neighbours, drove me crazy making a racket night and day, now they're as good as gold, never get a peep out them, no music, no late night garden parties, no revving of  engines and no arguments or disputes ever, come to think of it I haven't seen them for over 2 years, maybe I put too much poisonous gas through the letterbox

how awful having neighbours

He reckons he is going to the police accusing me of assault because I pushed him away from my front door earlier.   This fkin pr1ck is about a foot taller than me and should not be anywhere near my front door.  Reckons he is in a north london gang, only gang this tw@t is in is gary glitter's gang.

this thread might be used as evidence

I used to enjoy a joint but the horrible hydroponic stuff you get know is just headache material. It used to be proper sinsemilla and Thai sticks back in the day which was the real stuff, I can't be doing with that smelly skunk rubbish.

you bloody pothead

rob_dylan    09 May 15 10:03 
He reckons he is going to the police accusing me of assault because I pushed him away from my front door earlier.   This fkin pr1ck is about a foot taller than me and should not be anywhere near my front door.  Reckons he is in a north london gang, only gang this tw@t is in is gary glitter's gang.


call his bluff

Used to be B-B, back in the 80's everyone was stoned pretty much all the time, myself included. I still have a bifta every now and then but only once or twice a month whilst playing late night poker. It doesn't bother me now, just when the mood takes.

slippy blue what a life you've had if I comeback reincarnated i'm praying it will be as you. Knowing my luck just lately, it will be as Diana Abbot.

I have had quite an interesting life Howdi! Aged 16 onwards I was living with a blue eyed blonde German model who moved into the family home, used to ride her like a cowboy every morning then head off to school for the day and do it all over again when I got back. I have been very lucky really, Dad was very successful and had lots of horses and greyhounds hence why I ended up on here. Anyway, enough of that, am off out to meet an old flame for a spot of late lunch. Have a great day everyone.

^^^ more prooft jammy cont.

Doesn't even mention how he done in his exams.

is it the one you met last time slippy?

Rob
Your narrative reminds me of a film. Give me a clue

doreen bit young for you canny

I would consider moving got to be a better outcome than torturing him and his mrs to death . These types absolutely thrived under Labour so I wouldn't blame it on the Tories. The social services and police are really next to useless it's a long, tedious process to get them evicted.

If you choose to stay just stick it out I know it's difficult but these type tend to move on eventually, usually because the women has popped out too many babies and requires a bigger place.

I feel your pain though, having nightmare neighbours is literally a living nightmare.

I got 11 'O' levels and 3 'A' levels lfc1971.

8 O level Zero Alevels failed them all and asked to leave

what was your answer Capt_F?

Got 100% in O level maths.

senor delmonte says yes

i would have said yes too. once you're tarnished there's really no going back.

anyway life isn't all about qualifications obviously. Plenty of the worlds most successful entrepreneurs were sht at school. I hated it and didn't particularly excel for what its worth.

I've never heard of anyone getting a percentage in an O Level exam before.

Facts said he was leaving on Friday.

He was 'only here for the election craic'

The lefties just can't stop lying.

Leaving the politics forum SAGC. Bump it if you can show he said otherwise. (We might vote the same way but we're not exactly bedfellows, so I won't be disappointed if you do come up with proof!)

I'm liking rob_dylan's new middle-class/noble-warrior persona. He should start eating a brace of pheasant from the farmers market for his tea.

Rob has got his life together and all credit to him.

Don't do anything silly and throw it all away Rob. I think you and the other neighbours should take it in turn to complain to the police, MP, council and social services, one call a day, every day. Squeaky wheel tactics. Eventually something will be done just to make the complaints go away.

Alternatively get a friend to go round and pretend to be from public health, measuring Radon levels explaining that it's dangerously radioactive, odourless and colourless. You could print something off the web about it for your friend to hand him. Might then leave of his own accord.
http://www.ukradon.org/

nice 1 dwte

Friday night was fight night, world war three was going on next door, I didnt realise until I took the headphones off at about midnight and all hell was breaking loose.  I rang the police and heard him come back in the building, I opened my front door as I heard him coming up stairs, I was still on the phone to the police.  I was basically narrating everything to the police,    "Oh he has come back in, he is p1ssed, he is coming up the stairs, he is threatening me, he has come in my flat, he has just punched me". Think he got a second free punch too.  Now I don't know if you have ever seen two p1ssed up grown men who don't know how to fight, have a fight, well it is very undignified.  I just remember everyone screaming.  Spoke to the middle class couple downstairs who had also called the police earlier and apparently we had each other in a headlock.  Oh ffs.  Apparently he was in custody today but will surely get bailed.  He punched his missus in the face and she had a bust up lip.  She told me yesterday that he had headbutted her little girl.  I find that hard to believe personally, much of a coont he is, she is a pathological liar.  Amazingly I don't have a black eye, fk knows how given he had two free punches.

why did you get the middle class couple in a headlock?

She's lovely actually.  I remember them both screaming, but they also disappeared sharpish when it got a bit mental.  Was basically the three kidsand the pig from next door most involved.  I felt a bit ashamed that the kids had to witness it but what else can you do when someone punches you in the face?  They got tooken into care temporarily and she went somewhere for the night, all back early doors saturday morning like nothing had happened.   Bet the pig don't press charges despite the bust lip and apparently he headbutted her daughter.

Sounds a right nice guy. Headbutting his daughter ffs.

jesus, at least it came to a head. hopefully the 24 hours in custody mob will act.

I'd feckin move if I was you.

There are some lovely flats going in Newham.