I'm so excited I've got the coverage on to TVs

tWo, ffs, you can't make a typo on this forum, it's not a safe place.

Don't worry JC you only made one typo not tWo.

I typed "their" instead of "there" the other day, one of the forumites was trying to get a UN resolution called on me, and possible airstrikes. Thank god North Korea vetoed it!

I still don't sleep well

Fck em, they've got nothing better to do,

History Maker would have shot his mangoo if he'd have spotted that..

Thank god he wasn't they're!

Luke, gust staup piccing un mi.

ko

You have transvestites over there? Blimey.

Looks like they've ganged up to get rid of Nigel.

And wee Nicky helping to deliver a Tory government.
I wonder what the previous Labourites in Scotland will think of that when the penny drops.

LOL the SNP voters are so gullible, it's obviously still about the referendum, she'll now say the Tories don't have a mandate, what she wanted all along, and use it to as fuel for a second one.

Anyone believing the SNP would be a strong voice for Scotland is a fool.

SNP voters tend to be ginger heided fuds.

^FACT

Don't knock Gingers, I'll set Agent Scully on you.

Wee Nicky then to Kirsty. "It's no ma fault if the Tories get back in".

Ooh, snp just won Kilmarnock

Wee Nicky was also going on about an end to austerity.
FFS if Scotland ever goes independent we'll end up burning peat and living off the land.

The heidbanger voted in at Paisley.
Scotland has definitely and officially gone mad.

No disagreement!

Jo Swinson out.
One of our best politicians voted out by clueless bampots.

I liked her actually

The feeling on the ground
I think everybody has said that, driving me crazy.