Chit Chat - Instant Poll

If you are not voting or have already voted, please refrain from using this thread to make childish comments.
There are plenty of other threads mainly on another forum which can be used for this.
Thank you.

people before profit X

Foinavon     02 May 15 17:06 
25 UKIP, 14 Labour, 8 Lib/Dem, 6 Raving Loony/others, 6 Conservative, 38 Undecided, 3 no show/spoilt ballot paper

40% of votes cast so far are UKIP. If this was repeated nationwide on Thursday, Nigel would have an appointment with H.M. Friday morning.




But as he won't, it proves this is a load of complete tosh.

Facts didn't read Foinavons 10:31 post

UKIP

Very true Spelling&grammarchecker

26 UKIP, 15 Labour, 8 Lib/Dem, 7 Conservative, 7 Raving Loony/others,  34 Undecided, 3 no show/spoilt ballot paper

With reservations because they're wrong about immigration, but right to look at parts of wasteful public spending the others will protect
UKIP

Good afternoon Bongo. Are the Romanians leaving your rhubarb alone now?

27 UKIP, 15 Labour, 8 Lib/Dem, 7 Conservative, 7 Raving Loony/others,  33 Undecided, 3 no show/spoilt ballot paper

Is it just anti-Tory comments that are considered childish?

This thread was always going to pointless. Could do with more childish comments imo.

Happy Bank Holiday Foinavon
The rhubarb is back to where it was before - it grows so fast at this time of year. It really is such durable stuff. It can take a fuel tanker parked on it one summer. So long as no-one comes with a spade and digs up the crowns.

I think you or Howdi has enough votes to write a short article for sky news or the metro now:
Survey of 100 on the betfair forum:
Throw in some obvious stuff about betfair forumites believing in responsible gambling, only betting with money you can afford to lose, betting in good faith ( that's all in the terms and conditions of this site anyway ), add in a caricature of us being blokes who have all spent minimum 5 years in front a computer dressed in pyjamas and you can pad out a 250 word article for them.

Have a nice day Mikael

Yes, I think you are right Bongo, 67 votes and 33 abstentions seems about right. Very few over the last 24 hours.

I will set a time of 10pm today for closure of the polling station. It's Howdi's thread so perhaps he should be writing to sky news as suggested.

The UK Independence Party..for me.

UKIP (also partner and daughter iffen u want them)

28 UKIP, 15 Labour, 8 Lib/Dem, 7 Conservative, 7 Raving Loony/others,  32 Undecided, 3 no show/spoilt ballot paper

(totals 100 at that point)

29 UKIP, 15 Labour, 8 Lib/Dem, 7 Conservative, 7 Raving Loony/others,  31 Undecided, 3 no show/spoilt ballot paper

Thanks Ivor. I've been trying to keep it to account holders, Studyform's other half posted her vote as Delightful.

ukip

30 UKIP, 15 Labour, 8 Lib/Dem, 7 Conservative, 7 Raving Loony/others,  30 Undecided, 3 no show/spoilt ballot
paper

Signing off for a while now.

Delightful IS an account holder. I met her on here!

Labour

Delightful IS an account holder.

Yes I know, Studyform. That's what I was trying to say (perhaps not very effectively).

30 UKIP, 16 Labour, 8 Lib/Dem, 7 Conservative, 7 Raving Loony/others,  29 Undecided, 3 no show/spoilt ballot paper

Less than 2 hours of voting time now, where's Peter Snow and his  swingometer got to?

what kind of CRETIN would vote for the slimy bar steward Cameron? FFS

It's an ever growing mystery to me !

http://bit.ly/1EEznoh

Time to wind things up.
Here is the final count. Howdi, it's your thread, over to you.

30 UKIP, 16 Labour, 8 Lib/Dem, 7 Conservative, 7 Raving Loony/others,  29 Undecided, 3 no show/spoilt ballot paper

Has naydam voted yet, or do he need a while longer for debate?

Will Facts the labourer be back to call it stupid?

Will Howdi the Tory void it?

Does anybody give a fack?

or does he

Has naydam voted yet, or do he need a while longer for debate? Laugh

Will Facts the labourer be back to call it stupid? Laugh

Will Howdi the Tory void it? Laugh

Does anybody give a fack? Laugh



Confused? You won't be

It's stupid

spellingandgrammarchecker   
03 May 15 22:26 
or does he

UKP landsli

de   verty intreresting cant see it thurs tho but ed be fun 
8 pints kickin in

I'm with Kay now discussing the outcome.

For the wellbeing of our country ...

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Press release just sent to news@sky.com
It does mention this forum is not representative of the whole electorate.
Chances of it being used - 1000/1.

Betfair forum on the news?  Well I never...

t.u.s.c

polls closed ages ago, you socialist dossers must learn to get up earlier

thought u would pipe up with that burton, you racist scum should get a life

far cough

oh dear oh dear touched a nerve, life is fine by the way

As the returning officer in charge here, I must ask you to pipe down at the back.

I hearby declare Nigel Paul Farage is the winner of the chit chat poll.

I hereby declare that this will be the only poll Nigel Paul Farage wins all year

the soap dodgers are gutted, had they won they'd be emailing the Morning Star to let them know

After a  recount because of lost  postal votes
Labour  won by a landslide


GOD  is happy

not too many immigrants on here then

Lampus    04 May 15 18:47 
After a  recount because of lost  postal votes
Labour  won by a landslide
GOD  is happy

No I'm not.

3pts Labour to win most seats at 4/1

1.5pts Next government to be a Labour-Lib Dem coalition at 10/1

4pts Lib Dems to win 21-30 seats at evens

2pts Ukip to win two seats at 4/1 and 2pts Ukip to win three seats at 9/2

sportinglife tips just in..... we shall see come friday am...

May god help us all

Cant see labour winning most seats but we will soon see!

labour

Oops didn't go to end too late

tonk


Make sure you're on time on Thursday

Will do

Burton-Brewers     04 May 15 17:37 
the soap dodgers are gutted, had they won they'd be emailing the Morning Star to let them know

Not half as gutted as those who've voted UKIP and will wake up on Friday to a max of three MPs.

I'd be quite please with 3, the experts on here have been saying 0 now for months haven't they Pandora?

tonkability • May 4, 2015 8:00 PM BST
labour...theres a surprise, keep the benefits up i guess

Never claimed any benefits in my life ya daft Tory B int!

said in jest.

UKIPs star rising and no matter how many MPs after this vote they will only get bigger and better.

akabula     05 May 15 12:56 
UKIPs star rising and no matter how many MPs after this vote they will only get bigger and better.



Will sink without trace

radio4 said this morning polls also show UKIP taking 400 council seats

Nigel's first job as PM

Deport the following:
Facts
Pandora
Comrade Karla

Have committed to an asylum:
Northernlad
cryoftruth
Menelaus

Shot at dawn:
Russell Brand
Diane Abbott
Harriet Harperson

Seriously though, no deportation`s, would rather they live uhappily in a UKIP kingdom and a proper British way of life that they appear to despise so much.

Id pull the trigger on Harman, gladly.

SaGC nominated for most popular poster..

I second that.

oops...wrong account

I doubt cmat is even the most popular member of his own household

I doubt cmat is even the most popular member of his own household

He's not, their dog is.

I am reconsidering my vote for UKIP after viewing the video on the news.
I would be ashamed to be associated with some of these fascist scumbags

Which channel cruso?

Would you consider UKIP to be fascist, honestly?

Fascist is a strong term, one that i reserve for the Establishment/EU/Left Wing scum.

:: Follow the election results live on skynews.com, our mobile apps and on Sky News TV from 10pm on Thursday.

One of UKIP's candidates has been suspended for apparently making racist comments and threatening to murder a political rival.

Robert Blay, who was standing in North East Hampshire, has been suspended with immediate effect, the party has confirmed.

It comes after the Daily Mirror published a video of Mr Blay apparently threatening to shoot his Conservative rival for the seat, Ranil Jayawardena.

Sky's Robert Nisbet said the footage, which was secretly recorded at a party event in Kent on Saturday, was a "serious headache" for the party.

:: Full Coverage Of General Election 2015

UKIP said in a statement "the views expressed by Mr Blay are abhorrent" and that he was suspended "as soon as they were brought to our attention".

In the video, Mr Blay notes his rival has been tipped as Britain's first Asian prime minister.

He then reportedly said: "If he is I will personally put a bullet between his eyes.

"If this lad turns up to be our prime minister I will personally put a bullet in him. That's how strong I feel about it.

"I won't have this f***** as our prime minister. I absolutely loathe him."

Cant find link for the video but its on Sky News

Quite shocking franky, the worst of several who have been caught out ...how many more?

cruso   
05 May 15 22:20 
I am reconsidering my vote for UKIP after viewing the video on the news. I would be ashamed to be associated with some of these fascist scumbags


Look at what crimes the other 3 parties have actually committed just this year, not just ranted about it.

And you'll end up not voting at all.

Fair enough, plenty of evidence against that guy there.

Cannot hold a party responsible for a d1ckhead, after all the racist Diane Abbott has failed to hurt the labour party with her tweets.

Friend sent me an article some years ago, about Tory/Labour/Libdim councillor`s all over the UK that had been tried in courts for all sorts of crimes.

Most of these crimes were unreported in the media but could be googled at the time, media usually biased when reporting such things, dependent usually on the owner`s political preference.

Would not consider UKIP any more fascist than the mainstream party`s in my experience of reading controversial press.

bloke in question was a tory for years

ah-ha

spellingandgrammarchecker • May 5, 2015 11:03 PM BST

Look at what crimes the other 3 parties have actually committed just this year, not just ranted about it.

And you'll end up not voting at all.
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  Do you know of any that that have threatened to kill their opponents....and when asked to repeat their words did so in such a malicious manner?

In which case he will be arrested and charged with 'making threats to kill' - do keep us informed.

No news on Mark Smith on this forum?

Not merely threatened, but actually attacked.

He was injured by a group of 5 youths, obviously tories, labour or lib dems yobbos, who caused injuries to his face arms and leg, when he was attacked outside his home in the Kinson area of Bournemouth.

Whatever could he one to promote a physical attack?

Of course....

He had a UKIP placard in his own garden.

Since January 1st this year.

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Hard centre at History Maker towers, so Lib Dem for me, and hoping for a coalition. Don't care which colour.

Just read that SAGC,
No surprise given the establishment hatred for anyone with an opinion on the country he was born and brought up in, left wing education and media will not be taking responsibility any time soon though.

Nice pic there Burton, cringefully accurate.

Who did Facts vote for on this thread?

I don't think he did.

Closet UKIP supporter imo.

we'll never know he can't see your posts

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Since January 1st this year.

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look to tower hamlets to see your future

Hmmmmm.  Daddy or  Chips?        Daddy  or  Chips? 

Facts     01 May 15 16:12 
Labour ( obviously)

Mikael D'Haguenet     01 May 15 20:12 
UKIP

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Loyalty remains with Lib Dem.... by a nose but if they don't replace Nick Clegg, preferably with Tim Farron before the next election I won't be voting for them again!
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^^^ they will but not sure with Farron, seems to have upset a few lately.



Still confident??

Timmy's a shoe in now, he's on a short list of 7! Honestly though he's very differnet to Clegg, an actual liberal rather than a tory in a yellow tie! I have genuine hopes he can turn this mess around if the party give him a chance and get behind him.

Daddy?  Or Chips?  This is ssoooo difficult.....Got to get this right.    Daddy  or  Chips?!!

^^^^ Kids

say 'no' to drugs.