Will your vote count?

I saw this yesterday and it said not but I think it could be close where I am

Imagine if Russell Brand swings it! :D

"Imagine if Russell Brand swings it! :D"
According to Katy Perry you wouldn't even see it if he did

I thought he was something of a swordsman?

My constituency is more likely to swing Russell Brand.

Mine (Rugby)a safe Conservative seat, those voters who want change have a score of 0.317, so it should be business as usual.

Lol pm :)

I don't think I've ever seen any of his work.

My vote will make no difference to my constituency, Tessa Jowell will win by a distance again. Thing is, I've never seen her out and about in the hood, not even once.

Yep, mine will be. A certain Nigel is standing there.

A direct correlation to the safety of the seat, Slippy. Is her husband still in the shed in the garden?

straight fight between tories and lib dems where I live so no, my vote won't count

0.074 conservative here ..just short of ultra safe..wont bother now

Anyone see panorama program with that yank statistician..apparently he's always right..

http://fivethirtyeight.com/interactives/uk-general-election-predictions/

Mine (Birmingham Hall Green) is "fairly safe" labour. Voter power 0.454. Last time 25% of votes were cast for "Others". "Others" was in fact Salma Yaqoob of Respect party . Due to population change since 2010 they could well have a better chance next week than "Voter Power" is suggesting.

Just looked at Twitter for the first time in ages and #orioles is trending
Thought it was something to do with this thread for a mo.

does anyone else get mail from an MP, claiming to be their MP and represent them who is actually not even their MP ...must be confusing for them to remember their constituency.

My 30 million followers hang on my every tweet, Sultan.

I've no doubt

No idea about her husband's living arrangements Orioles to be honest with you. I do know it's one of the safest seats in the U.K. for her, that's a given.

Another twister, Slippy. They're all hopeless, venal chancers.

0.97 mine , ultra marginal .
lat election the 3 main parties got 26  ,31 & 32 per cent votes.....

oh and I seem to recollect the winner was booted out for some irregularities.

Slippy Tessa has stood down, I think she has hopes of becoming mayor.
Your Tory candidate is now Resham Kotecha who definitely deserves a ...

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I didn't know that HH, I'm far too absorbed concentrating on my placepots to be be completely up to speed on local current affairs. How did you know I vote Tory by the way? Resham is certainly a very fine looking woman, agreed on that.

Thinking about things the only party that have knocked on my door has been the Lib Dems, James Barber.

tbh I didnt know who you voted for Slippy, and what with Farage being a Palace supporter and Dave coming down firmly on the side Villa and West Ham....

I couldn't possibly vote for my old schoolmate, he wants to bring back smoking in pubs and for me that's a deal breaker. I've never seen Farage at Selhurst Park anyway, he's not a true Palace fan. That's a load of twaddle. He was absolutely hopeless at sports, he ducked rugby as he was far too unfit and knew he would get crunched on a regular basis anyway. He was a funny bloke though I must say, the teachers all hated him as they didn't know how to cope with him.

wait till 2050 and it might not matter even as early as that.  Any of you still alive will need to convert.

Yes J he is one of us - the ones who put their hands up to ask awkward questions of our teachers and the status quo.  I was barred from group tutorials because I kept disrupting and asking what the lecturer/tutor's position and credibility was.

If you want a quiet life just keep your hand down and vote for the two main parties.

Mo, I had to stand up in front of a class of 25 pupils and two teachers to explain why I didn't believe in God and wouldn't be attending any R.E. lessons in future. After ten minutes one of the nutjob teachers told me to get out and to never speak to him again. I didn't, that suited me just fine. It was quite a laugh really looking back on it.

Never swim against the tide (or wind come to that) you will drown!!

Look where it has got you - mixing with old revolutionaries like me!!!

Get behind the nice mr camerooon

or maybe not.

"Yes J he is one of us - the ones who put their hands up to ask awkward questions of our teachers and the status quo.  I was barred from group tutorials because I kept disrupting and asking what the lecturer/tutor's position and credibility was."

I like that, teachers think they know and have the power of reasonable argument because of their position but in reality they are complete bluffers. My Physics teacher was a total psychopath, my Latin teacher just made stuff up as he was going along, I liked him though. My Maths teacher used to be a regular at Wimbledon dogs and was always nursing a hangover, he was a terrible gambler and couldn't see past the favourite or his whisky flask  I liked him as well. I'm pretty sure the R.E. teacher got sectioned in the end, he just vanished off the radar all of a sudden.

How I've still got most of my marbles left after that upbringing never ceases to astonish me.

When are you coming to the pub again by the way?

The 'to build or not to build' HS2 debate might make my constituency a bit more interesting re how UKIP fare, I suppose, but it's still the proverbial 'put a donkey up with a blue rosette, and he'll get returned to power' situation is my guess.

Previous consituency : 0.045

Current constituency : 0.124

As you can see, I will be a key player in deciding whether I want Britain's affairs run direct from Hampden Park , or whether I will have to pay more tax to ensure the NHS can keep delivering the birth of future Jihadists in record numbers.

I have about as much say in the election of my representative as I would in electing a US Senator.

I know how you feel al.

I've probably voted half-a-dozen times in my life, half in rock solid Labour constituencies, half in rock solid Tory.

In my case, voting has been as pointless as Adrian Chiles washing his c0ck.

An appropriate analogy indeed Roger, and one which I hope beautiful Allegra Strapon herself might use next time she discusses the shortcomings of our present democratic arrangements.

Mine will count, for the first time in my life! Happy face.

The position I have maintained for years is the quote from a National Front spokesperson - reference brick lane - he would go down it with a flame throwing tank.  My political positing is the same for Westminster - not just the politicos but the whole corrupt civil service.

Sort that one out.

J - I can't climb that fkn hill!!!!  ha ha!!  But yes its on for the summer but need to book into that posh hotel down the road coz we ain't tolerating that torturous train escapade like last time.

hugs!!!!

ps as drunk as I am tonight -  i missed off the Chieftan flame throwing tank bit    doh!!!

I have sky on now and looking at them all sat round a table in their suits -  who the fkn hell do they think they are - the arrogant self serving bar stewards!! liars and thieves -  they spend our money as though it is there's  -  it needs to be ended !!!

their's   doh!!!

no chance Labour got 8% last time
v interesting site tho