Just been round to a friend's house...

Thinly disguised...."I have a friend" thread

Was he a member of the fine young cannibals?

Thinly disguised...."I have a friend" thread

I have to admit, this isn't a true story

This has to be from Letterbocks.

Did the "imagine my surprise" bit give it away?

The thing that revealed that they weren't genuine communications was that often, one "correspondent" would refer to another letter in the same issue.

it was the friend bit that gave it away

I saw Claire on the tv recently and she's no tart btw.
Other than that no bad

Apologies to the Scottish contingent.

In London, "tart" is a term of endearment, don't you know

Well we refer to Nicola as that Fn wee tart and I can assure that there is no endearment implied.
But we accept your explanation so the invasion has been cancelled.

Quote from Claire in Gregory's Girl
"Why are boys so fascinated by numbers?"

I was on a British Airways flight, I can't recall where I was going off hand and Clare Grogan was on board as well and she was completely kicking off because they refused to give her a free first class upgrade. It was hilairious, she even said those immortal words, "do you know who I am?" The rest of the passengers were in fits of laughter and gave a huge cheer when she took her seat in economy. Absolutely priceless comedy it was.

Was that recently, SB?

No iawn, that was maybe about 8-10 years ago, I just cannot remember where I was going though despite racking my brains.

2/11 Spain
5/1 Florida
5/1 Vegas

Others on request

Hang on...

where did you catch that Marlin?

or the shuttle to Glasgow

Caught my Blue Marlin in Honolulu sagc. I've got a feeling it may have been to Munich, that rings a bell. She was in a right strop

was she going to the beer festival ?