Only David Miliband and Labour can make Britain what it once was...

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It's only tongue in cheek, sir, a little humour is never a bad thing when everyone seems to get so heated on these matters.

Was stating the wrong brother part of the ' joke '  too ?

Yes.

UKIP say they will empty my bins once a week! but does that mean smaller bins??

Same size bins, AG, you just have to take them along to the local council depot and UKIP will empty them.

If I'd written "Ed Miliband" everyone would have known it was a joke before the punchline.

Facts likes a laugh as much as the next man. Good job he socialises with so many undertakers.

It is a statistical fact that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy I suppose.

The seventh is feeling grumpy or is grumpy feeling him?

Ho Ho Ho