Ye Gods, what a catastrophic thread.

There's no way back I'm afraid on here for someone made such an appallingly inaccurate prediction about the Election outcome and Miliband's performance in particular.

Miliband delivered even LESS seats that Gordon Brown.  No, please don't laugh Mrs.

Apparently, after reading this thread, cyclist L. Armstrong is now said to be feeling a whole lot better about himself and the way he completely f****d up.

There's something to be admired about a man who comes along and holds his hands up and admits that they made a complete and utter ar5e of themselves. You can even warm to them if they have the insight to say that never again will they allow themselves to fall into the trap of confusing what they want to happen for what is actually likely to happen.

What did happen to facts?

Was that before or after he did a spot of break dancing on the steps during the debate?

The country benefits from a strong opposition.  In choosing such an abysmal leader the Labour party not only let themselves down, they let the British public down.  God help us all if they display a similar lack of judgement next time around and pick somebody like Yvette Cooper or Chuka Umunna.

Please, please, please let it be Chuka. I promise not to have a ham shank for a week. Not even a cheeky one. It'll be like Christmas every day with that complete rod preening around the nation like he's got two dicks which he just keeps for best. Let it be him.

Jarvis is already a non-runner. He said something about his campaign being destroyed from the moment Pandy tipped him up.

Chuka Umunna with Diane Abbot as Chancellor anyone? 

You know how folk often claim that if so-and-so won the election they would leave the country?  Well, I live in America half the time but if Ed Miliband had won I'd be forced to stay here as I would be too embarrassed to go anywhere else.

Just for the team you understand but to keep her away from Number 11 I'd let her sit on my face.

Eeternaloptimist   
11 May 15 01:53 
Just for the team you understand but to keep her away from Number 11 I'd let her sit on my face.

I wouldn't stoop that low to save the facking planet.

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

And, lest it even need to be said, far far better than anything the current dismal Laureate has ever constructed.

OP clearly has had a mare here.

I suppose Ian Duncan Smith and Michael Howard were a cut above all of them

Because half a dozen grasshoppers under a fern make the field ring with their importunate chink, whilst thousands of great cattle, reposed beneath the shadow of the British oak, chew the cud and are silent, pray do not imagine that those who make the noise are the only inhabitants of the field.

If and when my time is up and I end up at the Pearly Gates or the other place and I'm asked what are the funniest things about life on earth there will be so many but one of them will be remembering all those puffed up left wing gobshiites who have come on here spouting some old bolllox only to disappear like their ar5e was on fire when it all went t1ts up.

I reckon if we could find that pledge stone we'd find them all hiding behind it

At least Facts didn't do anything crazy.

























































Like vote Green.

Kinnocks rant on election night was the perfect example,when the left lose its not because they're wrong its because they've been smeared or the populous brainwashed.

Interesting article;confirms my detestation of Polly Toynbee and others of the metropolitan elite who are terrified of what the Conservatives are going to do to the bbc.

Poor old Mrs Unfortunately-Named-Cooper.

First Labour beaten out of sight at the 2015 General Election, the electorate possibly having a distaste for Segregrated Labour Meetings, simultaneous with Labour's Pink Bus going around the country patronising women.

Then failing to even get near to something called Jeremy Corbyn in the Labour leadership contest.

Now a public laughing-stock for not only wanting to Welcome Refugees, but rather like our very own Mohammed Ian Factoids, claiming she would offer a home to them. Needless to say, number of refugees accommodated to date = ZERO.


Anyway, despite this series of public humiliations, my political sources allege that this very personification of the Modern Labour Elite has been reading this thread and 'brightened up considerably'.

Reportedly splitting her sides knowing that there was one person who said of Miliband that we had better "get used to him guys…he's your next Prime Minister".