Elaine.....First steady girl friend of many years, just faded when I was at art college.
Katrina...girlfriend of one of the band at a college dance. Spent a pleasant evening with her while he was on the stage. Met her for a first date and she got off the bus in Leeds with the worst nose-bleed I ever saw. We spent all the evening in A&E which wouldn't have been that bad but it was 5th November and the place was packed.
That was our one and only date.
The beautiful Anne Kitson. Just can't fully recall why it fizzled, but most likely was because of the drop dead gorgeous Julie Aspinall. Her parents thought I was brill, because her brother was autistic, and I sat in a chair with him and formed chords on a guitar for him to strum. That was a bit of a tear jerker but Christ knows what happened after that!
Still at art school and another dance (Xmas this time) and bitter cold. I offered Suzanne a lift home but didn't have a clue and nor did she of the best route. We were driving through freezing fog and just had to park up Believe it or not but this, my first car, didn't have a heater, so we spent a sleepless night, huddled together in the back, and looking at the beautiful patterns on the iced up windows and that was the end of that one.
Jennifer Lynne.....my God wash she gorgeous (PA to my MD) . She came to my office to deliver a memo, and offered to sort out my filing cabinet. Had maybe five or six fantastic dates with her, but then I met the most beautiful person ever, and that was me, sorted.....
I once got a lol off Poker Q. It all went downhill shortly after that, once Betman Robbing and EW got into a rap-battle for her affections, but for that one magical moment it was kaleidoscopic.
I once got a lol off Poker Q. It all went downhill shortly after that, once Betman Robbing and EW got into a rap-battle for her affections, but for that one magical moment it was kaleidoscopic.
A girl at school's dad made her chuck me because I shot my muck over her velvet jacket, she was the tramp but I got the blame ffs!!! if she hadn't have sneezed we could have had something serious.
A girl at school's dad made her chuck me because I shot my muck over her velvet jacket, she was the tramp but I got the blame ffs!!! if she hadn't have sneezed we could have had something serious.
I think it was because she insisted on a TOG 10.5 duvet but I wanted something more substantial (in every sense of the word).
I mean, who could tolerate that level of incompatibility?
I think it was because she insisted on a TOG 10.5 duvet but I wanted something more substantial (in every sense of the word).I mean, who could tolerate that level of incompatibility?
Jennifer Lynne.....my God wash she gorgeous (PA to my MD) . She came to my office to deliver a memo, and offered to sort out my filing cabinet.
Is that some sort of euphamism?
Jennifer Lynne.....my God wash she gorgeous (PA to my MD) . She came to my office to deliver a memo, and offered to sort out my filing cabinet.Is that some sort of euphamism?
You know...in a long term relationship/marriage you get to think like each other and it's just the same on here!
"Is that some sort of euphamism"
I anticipated that response.....
You know...in a long term relationship/marriage you get to think like each other and it's just the same on here!"Is that some sort of euphamism"I anticipated that response.....
My first marriage ended due to an innocent slip of the tongue. At breakfast one morning I meant to say "pass the milk, please" but instead it somehow came out as "you're a fúckiung cow and you've ruined my life."
My first marriage ended due to an innocent slip of the tongue. At breakfast one morning I meant to say "pass the milk, please" but instead it somehow came out as "you're a fúckiung cow and you've ruined my life."