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I once got a lol off Poker Q. It all went downhill shortly after that, once Betman Robbing and EW got into a rap-battle for her affections, but for that one magical moment it was kaleidoscopic.
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AP, Katrina waved you goodbye.
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A girl at school's dad made her chuck me because I shot my muck over her velvet jacket, she was the tramp but I got the blame ffs!!! if she hadn't have sneezed we could have had something serious.
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I think it was because she insisted on a TOG 10.5 duvet but I wanted something more substantial (in every sense of the word).
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Jennifer Lynne.....my God wash she gorgeous (PA to my MD) . She came to my office to deliver a memo, and offered to sort out my filing cabinet.
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No, that's where he kept his euphonium.
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You know...in a long term relationship/marriage you get to think like each other and it's just the same on here!
"Is that some sort of euphamism" I anticipated that response..... ![]() |
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My first marriage ended due to an innocent slip of the tongue. At breakfast one morning I meant to say "pass the milk, please" but instead it somehow came out as "you're a fúckiung cow and you've ruined my life."
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