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TELL THEM THERES A GENERAL ELECTION COMEING UP,AND THEIR ANSWER TO THEIR REPLY COULD INFLUENCE YOUR VOTE
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THERES PEOPLE WALKING ABOUT IN ORANGATANG FUR COATS AND ITS NOT FUNNY
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THERES PEOPLE WALKING ABOUT IN ORANGATANG FUR COATS AND ITS NOT FUNNY
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THE ORANGATANGS DONT WANT MUCH ,THEY JUST WANT SOME TREES TO DANGLE ABOUT ON
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ITS NOT AS THEIR DEMANDING A BREAST ENLARGMENT OR A GASTRIC BAND TO LOSE WEIGHT ,OR A COUNCIL HOUSE AND BENEFITS FORTHE REST OF THEIR LIVES THEY JUST WANT A FEW TREES TO LIVE ON
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN A TREE,WITH THE FEAR THAT SOMEONE COULD CHOP IT DOWN ANY MINUITE,EVEN WHEN YOUR ASLEEP
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NEXT TIME YOU SEE AN ORANGATANG LOOK IT IN THE EYES AND SAY TO IT ,CHEEER UP ORANGATANG THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT CARE YOUR NOT ON YOUR OWN
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AND EVEN IF IT JUST IGNORES YOU ,DONT BE UPSET IT MIGHT JUST BE HAVING A BAD DAY
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What about sloth's haven't seen many around for a while, could I include them in my letter to my M.P too DwD ?
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2 Lions walking down Blackpool Beach, one say to the other "It's very quiet for a bank holiday Monday isn't it"
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Most of the orangutans are busy with their election campaigns.
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They are cutting down trees to grow palm oil to put in your chocolate. Boycott easter eggs Do Wah.
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YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL
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YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL
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YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL
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YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL
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YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL
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YES IVE STOPPED BUYING PENCILS AS WELL
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Loony tunes
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Get neil lennon and some female orang utan and start a captive breeding program.
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Good evening DWD.
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FLUSH GORDON,YOUVE SAVED THE UNIVERSE,NOW HELP SAVE THE ORANGATANS ,MAYBE YOU COULD SELL A NAMECARD AT YOUR NEXT CHURCH GARDEN FETE,AND SEND THE MONEY TO SAVE THE ORÄNGATANG SOCIETY ,
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HELLO EVERBEENKISSEDONTHEBACKROWOFTHEMOVIES ARE YOU STILL IN LOVE WITH YOUR WIFE NOW YOUVE BEEN MARRIED TO HER FOR A WHILE AND LIVE WITH HER
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IF NOT TRY RELATE ,ITS IN THE PHONE BOOK
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IF NOT TRY RELATE ,ITS IN THE PHONE BOOK
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IF NOT TRY RELATE ,ITS IN THE PHONE BOOK
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IT WONT DO NO GOOD ,BUT YOU CAN HER P
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PARENTS THAT YOU TRIED YOUR BEST
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IVeGOT A FEELING YOU STILL LOVE HER ,I CAN TELL THAT YOU WANTED TO GET MARRIED ,IT WASNT JUST FOR TAX PURPOSES
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YOUR THE KIND OF PERSON THAT DIDNT HAVE TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE YOUR PARTNER WAS PREGNANT OR GOT LOTS OF MONEY,YOU MARRIED HER BECAUSE YOU WANTED A PARTNER IN LIFE TO SHARE EVERYTHING YOU DO,I HOPE YOU SHOWN HER WHAT A LUCKY 15 IS
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I KNOW IVE ALWAYS SAID YOU WAS A VERY NICE PERSON AND WELL MANNERED,BUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY ,NOW IVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT ,YOU MUST BE A BIT ODD TO COME ON HERE,
NO NO DONT TELL ME ,TELL THE VICAR OR YOUR DOCTOR OR YOUR COUNCELLOR OR TELL ALL THREE IF ITS THAT BAD |
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I KNOW IVE ALWAYS SAID YOU WAS A VERY NICE PERSON AND WELL MANNERED,BUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY ,NOW IVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT ,YOU MUST BE A BIT ODD TO COME ON HERE,
NO NO DONT TELL ME ,TELL THE VICAR OR YOUR DOCTOR OR YOUR COUNCELLOR OR TELL ALL THREE IF ITS THAT BAD |
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You're brilliant as ever DWD and both of us love your posts and threads.
We watched Al Jolson this evening, then a documentary on China, then Pretty Woman. Did you have a good evening? |
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NO ITS NO USE TELLING LIES,IVE JUST ISOLATED MYSELF TODAY AND THOUGHT LET THE REST OF THEM GET ON WITH IT ,WHO EVER THEM ARE ,AND WHATEVER IT IS
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MY FATHER INLAW USED TO GET BLACKED UP AND DID AN AL JOLSEN ACT IN THE CLUBS MANY YEARS AGO AND I THOUGHT HE WAS VERY GOOD ,I LOVED HIM SINGING ROSY YOU ARE MY POSY,HIS FATHER GOT KNOCKED OVER BY A DRUNK DRIVER IN A CADBURYS VAN ,AND HE NEVER PERFORMED AGAIN
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Jolson was great. I liked Toot Toot Tootsie.
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THE ONLY TROUBLE WITH HIM THOUGH ,IS THAT HE USED TO TALK ALOT IN BETWEEN SONGS,I KNOW HE WAS GOOD ,BUT HE THOUGHT HE WAS A DIVA IM SURE ,AND I THINK HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING THE AUDIENCE A FAVOUR BY TALKING TO THEM
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DONT TELL YOUR WIFE IF SHES THE JEALOUS TYPE
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