5 OF US WENT IN MCDONALDS AND WE WON TWO PRIZES

Aww, congrats on your win, Do Wah

Happy Anniversary.

THANK YOU,WINNING A HOT CHOCOLATE ,AND SEEING A BUS ARRIVING ON TIME AT THE BUS STOP ,ARE THE KIND OF THINGS THAT GET ME EXCITED THESE DAYS,IVE COME DOWN IN MY EXPECTATIONS AS IVE GOT OLDER

I   DONT CRAVE A LAMBOURGEENEE THESE DAYS ,IM JUST SATISFIED WITH A BUS  THAT COMES ON TIME

WE WON A FREE DRINK AND AND A APPLE PIE,IT WASNT A TRIP TO LAS VEGAS BUT I STILL GOT EXCITED

Yes, that'll be all the sugar taking effect.

I DONT WANT POWER AND PEOPLE TO LOOK UP TO ME THESE DAYS,I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO FUCC OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE

YES THE SUGAR , IF IVE NOT GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS AS IT IS

well done,probably a 10/1 shot.congrats.

Do Wah. Get the apple pie tomorrow and it should be cool enough to eat by Wednesday.

IVE GOT PROSTRATE CANCER SO I CANT HAVE SEX,IVE GOT NO MONEY SO I CANT GAMBLE LIKE I WANT TO,I CANT EAT CHOCOLATE BUT I DO BECAUSE OF MY IRRITABLE BOWL SYNDROME,I CANT HAVE ALCOHOL BECAUSE IM A RECOVERING ALCOHOLICAND NOW THEY WANT THE SUGAR FROM MY TEA FROM ME
BG

eggs and coffee give me IBS

diabetes tree?

IVE BEEN TOLD I SHOULD BE GRATEFULL FOR WHAT IVE GOT ,BUT ITS HARD WHEN YOUR A GREEDY SELFISH PIG LIKE ME

i like shellfish

and maybe also the disodium 6-hydroxy-5-((2-methoxy-5-methyl-4-sulfophenyl)azo)-2-naphthalenesulfonate which has been linked to aggressive and irrational behaviour

2 of them a night tree youllbe fine apparantly

Do wah diddy did you know MacDonalds have a secret menu.

Polybot. feck off with your long words you utter @rse banditing ****!

*I may have taken some of of this

I SEE THERES SOMEBODY ON HERE WHO WAS GOOD AT CHEMISTRY,OF HE READS THE LABELLS OFF THE TINS WHILE HES STACKING THE SHELVES AT MORRISONS

http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/mcgangbang/
careful when ordering this one

WHEN I WENT TO SEE A SYCOLOGST OVER MY DRINKING ,SHE SAID WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES , I SAID DRINKING AND GAMBLING SHE SAID WHAT ELSE ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ,I SAID NOTHING,SHE SAID THERE LIES YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED TO CHANGE ,I SAID IN A NICE WAY WHAT DOM
YOU WANT ME TO DO READ BOOKS AND RIDE A BIKE

By THE END OF OUR MEETING I DISCOVERED SHE WAS SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION AND I WAS OFFERING HER ADVICE

Do Wah, do you collect the little coffee bean stickers and claim your free cup?
You only need six and there's one already on the free coffee.

NO ILL LOOK NEXT TIME

I won an Apple Pie on Friday.

Of course I got landed with the tab. £46 to win Apple Pie I should have put it on the favourite at Newbury instead

You can usually cadge them off other customers and fill up your card in no time. I get my wife to do it.

They should give one a magnifying glass along with the prized Apple Pie

I SEE THERES SOMEBODY ON HERE WHO WAS GOOD AT CHEMISTRY,OF HE READS THE LABELLS OFF THE TINS WHILE HES STACKING THE SHELVES AT MORRISONS

Put down of the week.