Decent totty

where "wahey" means "masturbate".

If u r crude then yeah it does.

In the middle of the afternoon?!

How coarse.

Horny as **** tho mate

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Make sure the library is empty before you start glopping away

I thought the default jodrell fantasy on here was Big Di?

Here's one of her in Lycra then

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Who was the lucky "lady" then Nath?

The moment's gone now.                      

Not surprising is it with the 'advice' offered !

Loving that cardie Ken, very sexy.
It's like something you'd see discarded on Kenny Mann's floor.

I understand that the latest woman to be elevated to the Peerage, a certain Lady Sonia has an interesting and colourful online past. I believe her nomination aroused a mass debate in the chamber.

Not that I'd know obviously.