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13 Mar 15
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by Early Morning Riser
Could YOU get into a TORY TOFFS private school?
Name______________________________________________ ____________________
__________________________________________________ ___________________
__________________________________________________ __________________
__________________________________________________ _________________
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(If longer please continue on a separate sheet)
School __________________________________
Daddy's/Mummy's Company ____________________________
1.
Simon smashes up daddys car, causing x amount of damage and killing 3 people. Daddy asks his local Chief Constable to intervene in the court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the three dead people.
What car is Simon driving now?
2.
Fiona's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Fiona doesn't even notice the difference.
Is she thick or what?
3.
Tristram fancies the ar$e off a certain number of debutantes, but he only has enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious.
If he has 14 tablets of Rohypnol, how is he ever going to **** the other two thirds?
4.
If Verity throws up 4 times a day for a week she can fit into a size 8 Versace. If she only throws up 3 times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce & Gabbana.
How much does liposuction cost?
5.
Henry is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies women.
On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners. However he only has access to the Hoover every thirdweek.
When will he stand for parliament?
by Early Morning Riser
Could YOU get into a TORY TOFFS private school?
Name______________________________________________ ____________________
__________________________________________________ ___________________
__________________________________________________ __________________
__________________________________________________ _________________
________________________________________
(If longer please continue on a separate sheet)
School __________________________________
Daddy's/Mummy's Company ____________________________
1.
Simon smashes up daddys car, causing x amount of damage and killing 3 people. Daddy asks his local Chief Constable to intervene in the court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the three dead people.
What car is Simon driving now?
2.
Fiona's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Fiona doesn't even notice the difference.
Is she thick or what?
3.
Tristram fancies the ar$e off a certain number of debutantes, but he only has enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious.
If he has 14 tablets of Rohypnol, how is he ever going to **** the other two thirds?
4.
If Verity throws up 4 times a day for a week she can fit into a size 8 Versace. If she only throws up 3 times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce & Gabbana.
How much does liposuction cost?
5.
Henry is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies women.
On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners. However he only has access to the Hoover every thirdweek.
When will he stand for parliament?
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