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fkn elephant in the room!!!!
muslims - another word you never used to hear much of 'promising footballer' 'I hear what you are saying' |
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Lessons will be learnt
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Along with 'this must never happen again'.
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"Move Forward"
I win. |
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sorry Alun, no win
it's a zero sum game we're playing here ... on a level playing field as well, in a game of 2 halves. |
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"Have we achieved forward motion?"
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"Early Doors" another much-loved piece of media nonsense.
And the best one I've been saving up…… "Our hearts go out to the family and friends", a quite revolting phrase which is trotted out after every high profile bad news story, a phrase which NO-ONE in this country ever said until the media made it virtually compulsory. |
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"Hit the ground running"
"Does it float your boat"? |
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Ken
I think that's a spin off from "we're spinning our wheels, here" and "we need some traction, guys" All good 1980's management consulting speak |
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I remember going into a **** little jewellery store before Xmas to be shown a £30 bracelet which the saleswoman explained was an 'investment piece'
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those mentioned so far tick all the boxes
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"engage" will become the election campaign bastard
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I liked the old ones the best, but can you imagine doing a board presentation and saying something like ...
We have reviewed the business strategy, identified the key imperatives for the way forward and conclude that the acquisition target's product and service portfolio is A DIFFERENT KETTLE OF FISH Can you imagine David Cameron - Mr Big Society .... (even I wouldn't have had the nerve to use that one) ... using different kettle of fish WTF is a kettle of fish, anybody? |
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Can I just run this up the flag pole?
Of the latest cliches the media over use, I hate "boots on the ground." |
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She was a model
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this has been an emotional rollercoaster
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'Strategic' 'Robust' 'Let me be very clear' 'team player'
'hard working families' 'ordinary people' |
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He's playing the 'false 9' position
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"growing anger" and "growing concerns" also loved by the media
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Let’s cut to the chase
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The scenery only changes for the lead dog
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This is Play
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WTF is a kettle of fish, anybody?
http://gallery.nen.gov.uk/assets/1101/0000/0060/in_fish_kettle_.jpg |
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Junk shops and Bric-a-Brac shops have now become 'Vintage'
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Long term economic plan.
I think that 100% of the public couldn't give a flying fck about the long term plan...when the short term one is a crock of sh!te. |
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"leaving money on the table"
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MisterBadger,
thanks, but that's a picture of a fish kettle - and everybody knows what a fish kettle is (with due respect ... oh that's another cliche) - especially if you've watched Delia or Jamie. No, we need to know what a different kettle of fish is, and it's not the same ... because it's, err, different. I feel I need to know now and knock this on the head, with one fell swoop (whatever a fell swoop is) |
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The reality is......
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"We need to do a deep dive" is the latest cliche at our place.
Why not just say investigate every possibility or something similar? My mind does stray whenever anybody says it..... ![]() |
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I was told recently we were going on a journey at work
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More like a feckin journey into deep boredom.
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....as a valued customer .
Translates to ,we are putting the price up again |
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Pushing the envelope.
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I'd like somebody to go the extra mile on this one and tell me what a kettle of fish is.
Can somebody share this with me? |
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On Wiktionary it's described as an awkward situation; a predicament.
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lovegod, I know what it means (with all due respect) ... but WTF is a kettle of fish.
We really need to grab this one by the horns |
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"I was in a dark place" and "I'm in a better place now" plus
"He has a good work ethic" Every other bloody interview. |
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Mememe
A kettle is a container to boil liquid, cook food but how it relates to the phrase I haven't a clue, I'll push the envelope to find out. |
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With a bit of blue sky thinking (outside the box), I found this by Googling "kettle of fish" ...
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/kettle-of-fish.html Does that float your boat, Mememe? Are you on my platform? Are we on the same train? |