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stuck firmly up my RECTUM
Seriously backed up here, so I thought I would share that with you.
Have to seriously wonder what pleasure those, who are so minded, can find in their depraved antics!
Seriously backed up here, so I thought I would share that with you.
Have to seriously wonder what pleasure those, who are so minded, can find in their depraved antics!
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What's the cause?
a) Bed ridden after operation
b) Lack of exercise
c) diet
d) Not drinking enough water
e) stress
f) something else
a) Bed ridden after operation
b) Lack of exercise
c) diet
d) Not drinking enough water
e) stress
f) something else
drink a few pints of real ale - or drink lots of real ale
Am I the only one who finds the nature of this OP a strange departure from the usual OPs you expect from the OP. One minute it is all boring sh1te about how big my car is or how much my house is worth and look how fit my daughter is and next thing you know its all I spent ten minutes with my finger up me ring piece. Most unseemly.
A lovely goer with a sleek body....his car ain't bad either.
I did think Aunty's account had been hijacked when I first read it 
You're in good form tonight Crisp.
I think AP is trying to change his image, get more with it.
Maybe this is the real AP and all the "my car's bigger than your car" stuff was just for show.
After getting over an illness this thread has given me the most in the last few days. Thanks gents!
in the last few days. Thanks gents!
Feb 24, 2015 -- 7:57AM, rob_dylan wrote:
he is around posting on other threads.
When he pulled his finger out it gave him inspiration for a colour scheme for a working men's club so he is off designing.
Good humour guys, apart from the usual one who is still on some sort of "witch hunt"!
What's the cause?
a) Bed ridden after operation..... nope
b) Lack of exercise............... An hour and a half in the gym 5-6 times a week. Nb Gym costs £22.50 per month,
plus cost of my many leotards and £150.00 trainers
If i'm not in the gym I'm usually out on my really expensive road bike. (good job I'm fekking loaded)!
c) diet........................... Not diet for sure and I spend at least £70.00 per week, just for me, and excluding wine etc (another £70.00)
d) Not drinking enough water...... I drink considerably more than 2 litres per day but, are you aware that all liquids count towards that figure
(incidentally I've been on a water metre for just a year and I'm over £400.00 better off).
e) stress......................... Could well be partly responsible
f) something else[/i]............. Doctor ( he's pulling down more than £3k per week and drives a £55k Porsche Cayman GTS) says that a
side effect of the copious amount of drugs I take is constipation!
Sitting here now with my second glass of "Organic Prune Juice" at £1.50 per litre and, if that doesn't work soon, it will be finger time again!
If I can contort myself into a suitable position I will post a photo, in soft focus, later. I'll try to use my Nikon D5500 Digital SLR camera,
that was just shy of £900.00 but might have to resort to something more manageable.
What's the cause?
a) Bed ridden after operation..... nope
b) Lack of exercise............... An hour and a half in the gym 5-6 times a week. Nb Gym costs £22.50 per month,
plus cost of my many leotards and £150.00 trainers
If i'm not in the gym I'm usually out on my really expensive road bike. (good job I'm fekking loaded)!
c) diet........................... Not diet for sure and I spend at least £70.00 per week, just for me, and excluding wine etc (another £70.00)
d) Not drinking enough water...... I drink considerably more than 2 litres per day but, are you aware that all liquids count towards that figure
(incidentally I've been on a water metre for just a year and I'm over £400.00 better off).
e) stress......................... Could well be partly responsible
f) something else[/i]............. Doctor ( he's pulling down more than £3k per week and drives a £55k Porsche Cayman GTS) says that a
side effect of the copious amount of drugs I take is constipation!
Sitting here now with my second glass of "Organic Prune Juice" at £1.50 per litre and, if that doesn't work soon, it will be finger time again!
If I can contort myself into a suitable position I will post a photo, in soft focus, later. I'll try to use my Nikon D5500 Digital SLR camera,
that was just shy of £900.00 but might have to resort to something more manageable.
Well, there you go....don't know if it was the prune juice, or a combination of everything,
but you will be pleased to know I just had the event of events.
Moving forward I could try the wheat issue, as I often have cereal with wheat for brekkies.
but you will be pleased to know I just had the event of events.
Moving forward I could try the wheat issue, as I often have cereal with wheat for brekkies.
Silly billy ,modern wheat is nasty for your system ,all the sprays used etc
Feb 24, 2015 -- 10:05AM, Aunty Post wrote:
Well, there you go....don't know if it was the prune juice, or a combination of everything, but you will be pleased to know I just had the event of events.Moving forward I could try the wheat issue, as I often have cereal with wheat for brekkies.
Can't wait for the mods to approve the pic 
Missed a good opportunity there Crisp as a shot of the **** would have raised a few eyebrows!
When he pulled his finger out it gave him inspiration for a colour scheme for a working men's club so he is off designing.
So ten minutes in brown study pays off then.
So ten minutes in brown study pays off then.
Will be interesting to know what it rates on the Bristol Stool Scale
Didnt think you was serious thought it was just for the craic.
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