new policy for the unemployed. this is where it's headed.

post out a cheap video camera and a hammer with a dozen nails and a plank of wood. Each day the unemployed person also known as the client by the jobcentre sadists will have to spend eight hours hammering nails into a board while recording it. They then posts out the SD memory card to a governmental address. He/She will be paid a standard rate for all that pointless hammering.

Lets face it nobody likes the idea of some fat slob sitting on the dole watching cowboy films in the afternoon. Get them into phantom work. the work ethic is all consuming.... daleks attack.