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In front of the Queen and the Pope and Bono and Nelson Mandela and Princess Diana. It was SOOOO embarrassing.
put top spin on a straight blue into the middle once
a certain ex pro followed through on me on my debut senior game and nearly broke my leg
no Norman Hunter would have been too slow to take me out
bit of a sore point s.kenbo but no I never bothered. I've played at a few famous grounds and my old man was a pro until a car crash.
bit more than a follow through mate of mine did a bungy jump on holiday in greece or somewhere....5hit himself on the way down and bobbed up and down for awhile covering himself in his own 5hit when he got unhooked he just stood there covered in his own 5hit..........saw the holiday pics dead funny but would have been funnier to see it live so to speak
I can't see how anybody can better that. In fact if anybody has any sense they will stick it in one of those types of comedies. 
Thought mine was going to be a thread winner til I read neworder69's bungee story:
I followed through on my other half's head once. Was entirely by accident as I was only trying to vibrate a fart off the top of her head. Was getting changed for bed and she was already in bed when I felt a gaseous tremor heading south. Jumped up on the bed pant-free and sat on her head to try to drive one off but because she was struggling trying to avoid the humiliation I put extra effort into firing off a round quick before she grabbed something painful and realised as soon as I had done it that I had produced more than just wind. She was not happy and had to get up and have a shower at around 11pm when she was supposed to be in bed.
In those circumstances I really should have been utterly apologetic but I was nearly choking with laughter and tears streaming down my cheeks. It still makes me laugh now and must have been at least 3 years ago now.
I followed through on my other half's head once. Was entirely by accident as I was only trying to vibrate a fart off the top of her head. Was getting changed for bed and she was already in bed when I felt a gaseous tremor heading south. Jumped up on the bed pant-free and sat on her head to try to drive one off but because she was struggling trying to avoid the humiliation I put extra effort into firing off a round quick before she grabbed something painful and realised as soon as I had done it that I had produced more than just wind. She was not happy and had to get up and have a shower at around 11pm when she was supposed to be in bed.
In those circumstances I really should have been utterly apologetic but I was nearly choking with laughter and tears streaming down my cheeks. It still makes me laugh now and must have been at least 3 years ago now.
no big deal - everyone proper sh1t$ themselves at least once a year don't they?
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