2 hours of the BAFTAs tonight.

I do

B.A.F.TA

zippers gardener will be presenting,best fiction short film category

Used to be a must watch, moaning when you're fave comedy or drama got pipped.
Still remember booing when Bernard Hills Yozza Hughes got beaten by Alec Guinesses George Smiley.

I assume, like SPOTY, its now all about Gender Equality, Multiculturalism, and getting a few extra claps if you're gay.
I expect plenty of whooping and hollering when Stephen makes a UKIP joke.

Little tip. If they put a disabled ramp up to the stage it means the lad from the stephen hawking film wins best actor.

This BAFTA business tonight could quite possibly be the luvviest pukefest of all time.

getting a few extra claps if you're gay.
I expect plenty of whooping and hollering when Stephen makes a UKIP joke.

ha ha, very good, and true.

john parts up for best supporting stomach

well said moonie,not just me then.

I last watched it in 2012 to see if I could see the mother in law on telly, she went as a guest as her nephew was up for an award

these fawning luvvies can suck my balls


and left to their own devices they probably would

A fan of the Pet Shop Geniuses perchance?

sssshhh

1. Behaviour

2. Yes

3. Bilingual

4. Very

5. Actually

bubbling under….  Electric

forget elvis,they were the kings of rock and roll COMPLETELY

A Prefab Sprout fan perchance….?

not forgetting the brotherhood of man

Unforgettable indeed….


1. Jordan The Comeback

2. From Langley Park to Memphis

3. Andromeda Heights

4. Steve McQueen

5. Protest Songs

Please don't mention Kenneth McKellar as I'm not au fait with his concept triple albums.

One thing I will say about Kenneth McKellar is that you could always rely on him to turn up for 'The Golden Shot' or 'The Old Grey Whistle Test" and sing a heartwarming song about wife-beating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcH0qtyvbQE

good old ken

Steve McQueen is a mighty album Alun, one of my all time favourites in fact.

just a load of self loving

whys stephen fry always get the gig? whats wrong with christopher biggins

or graham norton

ffs

Or Jane Hill....

Oh hang on..

what a load of wank, Beckham

how about sue perkins ?

Under the skin is good movie = wont win

Eddie wins best actor

will this be like the mobo's ?

beckhams the only straight person there

Hawking getting involved

Hawkin's bits seem scripted

And the winner is.....Metal Mickey

And the winner is.....Metal Mickey

greasy reesy

alice eve

well done jack, great actor.

is Bernard Cumbebatch up for anything?

Ugliest twot

overrated twonk

the marvellous stiff sherly award

Mike Leigh....Well done mate !

Aye, made some great honest humour down the years. Well done.

Amy Adams stood out for me. A natural beauty.

amy

amy is world class, but what her accent about ?

amy is world class, but what her accent about ?

I didn't hear her speak. Was she in Engerlish mode?

If you want to see 'more' of Léa Seydoux then I recommend watching 'Blue Is The Warmest Colour'. A very good film, her co star Adele Exarchopolous is fairly easy on the eye too.

Underwhelmed by them all. incredibly anodyne, sterile and completely bland. Oh for the days of Burton, Harris, O' Toole et al.

They'd never work in this day and age. You can't fart now without twatter or some other benign outlet reporting ye.

If the muskateers were still out and about drinking and womanising, twatter would blow up..

Oliver Reed was the Daddy of yesteryear, for me.

I think we've been invaded by the luvies tonight (nice to see you, btw).  We all need contrast.