number of poets on the forum

Well known for public misdemeanours

She arrived on a rocket

she walked in a way

that she'd found in her pocket

and, of course, it resembled a penis

She often went out
Wearing only a pout
To ravish random street cleaners

there once was a girl from nantucket,
Whose clunge was the size of a bucket,
She said have a go, my answer was no
But i dont mind if you just want to suck it.

There once was a woman from Venus
Well known for public misdemeanours
She arrived on a rocket
that she'd found in her pocket
and, of course, it resembled a penis

there once was a woman on chit-chat...

There once was a woman from venus
She had a coont halfway up her back
Like a policehorse

there once was a woman on chit-chat
She got replace by a kitty cat

there once was a woman on chit-chat
She got replace by a kitty cat
then swapped for a hampster

There once was a queen of Bavaria
Whose f@nny grew hairier, and hairier
When the Prince of Peru
Came round for a screw
He'd hunt for her **** with a terrier.