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Crisp77
05 Feb 15 16:49
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There once was a woman from Venus

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By:
jed.davison
When: 05 Feb 15 16:53
Well known for public misdemeanours
By:
Crisp77
When: 05 Feb 15 16:56
She arrived on a rocket
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 05 Feb 15 16:56
she walked in a way
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 05 Feb 15 16:56
that she'd found in her pocket
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 05 Feb 15 16:57
and, of course, it resembled a penis
By:
Crisp77
When: 05 Feb 15 17:00
Laugh
By:
jed.davison
When: 05 Feb 15 17:00
She often went out
Wearing only a pout
To ravish random street cleaners
By:
flushgordon1
When: 05 Feb 15 17:00
there once was a girl from nantucket,
Whose clunge was the size of a bucket,
She said have a go, my answer was no
But i dont mind if you just want to suck it.
By:
Crisp77
When: 05 Feb 15 17:00
There once was a woman from Venus
Well known for public misdemeanours
She arrived on a rocket
that she'd found in her pocket
and, of course, it resembled a penis
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 05 Feb 15 17:07
there once was a woman on chit-chat...
By:
flushgordon1
When: 05 Feb 15 17:08
There once was a woman from venus
She had a coont halfway up her back
Like a policehorse
By:
Crisp77
When: 05 Feb 15 17:11
there once was a woman on chit-chat
She got replace by a kitty cat
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 06 Feb 15 12:45
there once was a woman on chit-chat
She got replace by a kitty cat
then swapped for a hampster
By:
maggot
When: 06 Feb 15 12:54
There once was a queen of Bavaria
Whose f@nny grew hairier, and hairier
When the Prince of Peru
Came round for a screw
He'd hunt for her **** with a terrier.
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