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Crisp77
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There once was a woman from Venus
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Report jed.davison • February 5, 2015 4:53 PM GMT
Well known for public misdemeanours
Report Crisp77 • February 5, 2015 4:56 PM GMT
She arrived on a rocket
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • February 5, 2015 4:56 PM GMT
she walked in a way
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • February 5, 2015 4:56 PM GMT
that she'd found in her pocket
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • February 5, 2015 4:57 PM GMT
and, of course, it resembled a penis
Report Crisp77 • February 5, 2015 5:00 PM GMT
Laugh
Report jed.davison • February 5, 2015 5:00 PM GMT
She often went out
Wearing only a pout
To ravish random street cleaners
Report flushgordon1 • February 5, 2015 5:00 PM GMT
there once was a girl from nantucket,
Whose clunge was the size of a bucket,
She said have a go, my answer was no
But i dont mind if you just want to suck it.
Report Crisp77 • February 5, 2015 5:00 PM GMT
There once was a woman from Venus
Well known for public misdemeanours
She arrived on a rocket
that she'd found in her pocket
and, of course, it resembled a penis
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • February 5, 2015 5:07 PM GMT
there once was a woman on chit-chat...
Report flushgordon1 • February 5, 2015 5:08 PM GMT
There once was a woman from venus
She had a coont halfway up her back
Like a policehorse
Report Crisp77 • February 5, 2015 5:11 PM GMT
there once was a woman on chit-chat
She got replace by a kitty cat
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • February 6, 2015 12:45 PM GMT
there once was a woman on chit-chat
She got replace by a kitty cat
then swapped for a hampster
Report maggot • February 6, 2015 12:54 PM GMT
There once was a queen of Bavaria
Whose f@nny grew hairier, and hairier
When the Prince of Peru
Came round for a screw
He'd hunt for her **** with a terrier.
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