Bottled milk.....

Usually down in Teddington at Two Ton Tess' place

what is CDWM?

Come Dine with Me

{not an invite, I'm not that way, tar!]

I have bottled milk delivered.

They deliver every other day, nowadays.

2 Pints Monday -  One Wednesday - 2 Pints Friday

Top up other needed milk when I shop at the Supermarket.

Handy for in bad weather - or you are feeling unwell - and you have run out of Supermarket milk, and don't feel like trudging round there.

A small (extra) price to pay for the assurance, and convenience of not running out of milk.

And you're keeping people in work onlooker, I too get deliveries. The supermarkets sell milk at a loss for two reasons; one is that it brings people into the stores, but secondly it is to drive the milkmen and smaller retailers out of business - once that's achieved expect your supermarket pint to double in price and people won't have a choice over where to buy it.

Small sprigs of holly printed on the foil top of your milk bottle is an essential aspect of Christmas imo.

Frozen milk in the winter lifting the foil top off.

Thick sour milk in the summer when left in the sun.

As I said before, I don't think I could get it delivered by a "milk man" if I wanted to, as never see one for years.

How much do you pay for your 1 pint, delivered?

One pint of semi skimmed is 0.97 at the village shop. I pay £1.00 for four pints, at the supermarket/mini market.

If you are worried about running out just keep a couple of small cartons in the freezer.

A far as  keeping people in work, I take it that those who have milk delivered will also have coffee and tea from "Ringtons",

cleaning and other domestic products from "Beterware & "Kleen-Eeze" and cosmetics from "Avon".

Sorry for typos there, but we are talking about £0.25 per pint.....

Keeping gypsies, and travelers, and assorted other low life in work!

Now, now, Aunty - that last post is  both totally irrelevant, incomprehensible - aswell as ridiculously untrue.

The only milk I use is Alpro Almond milk, £1-59 a litre at Morrisons. It's reduced to £1 now and then, and I get a gallon or two in.

We started ordering milk from to milkmam thinking it would do someone a favour and keep them in work. Idiot didn't turn up for a week and left 8 pints on the doorstep one day.

How many almonds do you have to squeeze to get a litre of milk?

It's 2% of a litre.

WARNING....Mark Almond punchline imminent

How do you 'milk' an almond?
The almonds used by Alpro are all harvested in European countries
by the Mediterranean. After they are picked, they are peeled, lightly
roasted and processed to a 100% pure almond paste. This paste is
mixed with spring water to obtain the absolutely delicious Alpro®
Almond.

makes lovely porridge.

Are you trying to stir it?

The almonds used by Alpro are all harvested in European countries
by the Mediterranean. After they are picked, they are peeled, lightly
roasted and processed to a 100% pure almond paste. This paste is
mixed with spring water to obtain the absolutely delicious Alpro®
Almond.

Are they garnished with larks vomit?

No, Spring Surprise.

Hope I've remembered that correctly.

Wasn't there an Anthrax something or other?

They don't actually call it almond milk do they? Pretty sure almonds don't have t i ts.

Should have checked that first.. they do (call it that)