HELLO ABROAD THIS IS BRITAIN CALLING CAN YOU RECIEVE ME

BRITAIN CALLING ,BRITAIN CALLING CAN YOU RECIEVE ME

IVE LIFTED MY ANTENNA TRY LIFTING YOURS

Is that you Leon?

BRITAIN CALLING ARE YOU SWITCHED ON

NO THIS IS DO WAH DIDDY FROM SALFORD CAN YOU REIEVE ME

COME IN LEAZEZ COME IN LEAZES THIS IS DO WAH DIDDY ,OVER

I AM NOT TRYING TO SELL ANYTHING OVER

HELLO OUT THERE HELLO IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE OVER THE NORTH SEA WHO LIVES ABROAD FROM BRITAIN WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH

YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR SPELLING OR PUNCTUATION WITH ME DONT BE SHY ,

YOU HAVE MY WORD ,I WONT ASK YOU FOR YOUR BANK DETAILS

BRITAIN CALLING BRITAIN CALLING OVERSEAS PEOPLE ONLY ,

OVER 18S ONLY ,ANY COLOUR OR SEX OR RELIGEON WE DONT BOTHER OVER HERE WE WELCOME ANYONE ,THATS WHAT IT SAYS ON THE LEAFLETS

YOU MIGHT FIND IT DIFFERENT IN REAL LIFE WHEN YOU GET OVER HERE THOUGH BRITAIN CALLING BRITTAIN CALLING

IF YOU CAN DRIVE A BUS WERE LOOKING FOR YOU ,IF YOU CANT IT DOESNT MATTER SOMEONES GOT TO DRIVE THEM BRITAIN CALLING

YOU MIGHT WANT TO WORK IN A HOSPITAL ,YOU MIGHT THINK ITS BETTER THAN WORKING IN A WASH HOUSE IN CHINA ,WELL YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU MEET SOME OF THE THE PATIENTS

BRITAIN CALLING BRITAIN CALLING YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE A KEBAB,IF NOT YOUR STILL WELLCOME THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEIR EATING WHEN THEIR DRUNK AND WHATS MORE THEY DONT USUALLY CARE

YOU MIGHT BE  A BUILDER WHO WANTS A JOB BUT CANT BUILD DONT WORRY YOUR WELCOME ,SO LONG AS YOUR CHEAPER THAN THE COWBOY BUILDERS ALREADY HERE

DONT WORRY IF YOUVE GOT ONE OF THEM FACES THAT DONT WANT TO BE RECONSISED JUST COME TO ENGLAND YOUR WELCOME ,JUST WEAR A BURKA

Calling from Northern Ireland, we have a central internet HUB but I'm sending carrier pigeons to the HUB to get read the forum messages.

Do Wah your mum says come in now - it's dark and Bonanza's on the telly

BRITTAIN CALLING BRITAIN CALLING MAYBE YOUR A RUMANIAN PICKPOCKET WITH NO OUTLOOK IN RUMANIA BECAUSE EVERYONES ACCUSTOMED TO YOUR TRICKS ,DONT WORRY THERES LOADS OF PURSES FOR EVERYONE AND DONT WORRY ABOUT GETTING CAUGHT ,THEY ONLY GIVE YOU A TELLING OFF

OVAL MAN ARE YOU IRISH ,IVE ALWAYS  THOUGHT YOUR POSTS WERE A BIT ODD , I UNDERSTAND NOW

I DO LOVE THAT RACIST SONG IN IRELAND IF YOUR IRISH COME INTO THE PARLOUR IF YOUR ENGLISH FUCC OFF

AND I LIKE THE LEPRECORNS BUT ONLY THE SMALL ONES

I'm Northern Irish Do Wah and only a stones throw from those that think their Irish.

We haven't any problems with Islam as they know not to mess with us, we do have loads of nice Polish people but I don't think it's an invasion.

BRITAIN CALLING IF YOU WANT ASYLUM COME HERE YOUR WELCOME YOU MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT MONTHS TO GET A BED IN ONE BUT YOUR WELCOME TO WAIT,THERES A LONG QUE

OVAL MAN I WENT 17 YEARS AGO TO THE WEST COAST OF IRELAND AND HAD A WONDERFULL HOLIDAY IT WASNT LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE I NEVER SAW A SINGLE TERRORIST,MIND YOU I WAS IN THE PUBMOST OF THE TIME ,ITS A WONDERFULL PLACE ,I BELIEVE NORTHERN ISLAND IS AS NICE ,BUT MY WIFE WONT DRIVE AROUND THERE UNLESS I BUY  TANK

What if you need an asylum Do Wah?

MY BROTHERS PARTNER IS A NORTHERN IRISH GIRL AND SHE SCARES ME ENOUGH WITHOUT A GUN IN HER HAND

THEY CAN HAVE MY BED ,IM ONLY SLEEPING BEAUTY WHEN I CANT BE ALICE IN WONDERLAND

I USED TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO A NORTHERN ISLAND MAN AND HIS WIFE THEY WERE GREAT HE WAS A FOREMAN ON THE RAILWAY I LOVED HIM BUT THE MEN I KNEW WHO WORKED UNDER HIM DIDNT LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE MADE THEM WORK

Do wah,
You probably won't remember me, I haven't posted for 4 years or so. I'm delighted to see you're still giving it large
I know you've had many problems but have maintained your quality sense of humour. Good luck mate

rumania here - receiving you louds and clear .

what are prospect in UK for me and family?

I ONCE WENT TO THE ISLE OF MAN IN THE 70S WITH MY 3 MATES AND WE STAYED IN A LITTLE BOARDING HOUSE ABOUT 3 STORIES HIGH AND WE WAS ON THE TOP FLOOR,WE MET THESE 3 NORTHERN IRELAND GIRLS WHO KEPT GOING ON ABOUT THE BRITISH ARMY BEING IN NORTHERN ISLAND ,THEY ASKED US TO GO TO IRELAND BUT I SAID NO ,I COULD JUST IMAGINE MY FRIEND BEING DRUNK SHOUTING WERE FROM ENGLAND AND GETTING FILLED IN ,
ONE NIGHT I WAS POORLY AND LEFT MY THREE FRIENDS WITH THE GIRLS IN THE PUB BECAUSE I WAS POORLY,I THEN GOT PARRANOID AND STARTED THINKING THEM GIRLS MIGHT BE TRYING TO LURE US TO IRELAND TO GET US SEEN OFF,
WHEN SUDDENLY I HEARD SOMEONE OUT SIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW 3 STORIES UP I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WAS THE IRA ,I THEN HEARD A KNOCK ON THE WINDOW I SHI* MySELF IT WAS MY MATE HED FORGOTTON HIS KEY AND HE RATHER TAKE HIS CHANCE CLIMBING THE BUILDING TO OUR BEDROOM THAN FACE THE FEARSOME LANDLADY

NESTOR ,I DO REMEMBER YOU AND YOUR ROUND OF GOLF WITH A JOCKEY AND 28 POUND FOR YOUR WINDOWS TO BE CLEANED YOUR MISSED ON HERE BUT IM GLAD YOU HAVE A PROPER LIFE AND HAVE LEFT ,YOUR NAME COMES UP A LOT JUST POP ON ONCE A YEAR TO SEE US AT LEAST ,IM SURE YOUVE STILL PEEPED NOW AND AGAIN ITS GREAT TO HEAR FRO YOU

We used to go to Bangor (Northern Ireland) for our holidays and only the rich people went to the Isle of Man. When my Dad finally scraped up the money to bring us I had a great time seeing Tony Christie and Norman Wisdom. We felt rich but were just having a splurge thanks to a very hard working man.

YOU LIVE IN HEATFORDSHIRE OR HERREFORD IF YOUVE FORGOT , IF YOU EVER GET LOST JUST COME ON HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU WHICH COUNTY YOU COME FROM

WHEN TONY CHRISTIE USED TO BE ON AT THE TALK OF THE NORTH IN SALFORD HE USED TO LOVE A FEW PINTS IN A LITTLE BODDINGTONS PUB A FEW DOORS UP ,HE USED TO GO IN THE LITTLE SNUG WHERE ONCE A BIG FAT OLD LADY WAS AND SHE WOULD NOT LET GO OF HIM A D KEPT KISSING HIM AND SAID GIVE US A SONG OR YOULL HAVE TO STAY HERE ALL NIGHT ,HE GAVE HER A FEW LINES

MDEN YOU DONT LIVE IN RUMANIA YOUR NOT THAT POSH

What was he like in the Avenues and Alleyways?

NESTOR WAS THE FIRST ONE WHO EVER TALKED TO ME ON HERE ILL NEVER FORGET ,IT ONLY TOOK HIM ABOUT A YEAR TO PLUCK UP THE COURAGE ,HE WAS HIGHLY RESPECTED ON HERE UNTILL THEN

I REMEMBER WHEN THE AMMARILLO RECORD WITH PETER KAY WAS RE RELEASED ,I WAS ON MY WAY TO AN A A MEETING WHEN 2 GIRL JOGGERS RAN PAST ME AND I JOINED THEM ,SINGING IS THIS THE WAY TO AMMIRRILO AND ONE STOPPED AND STARTED WEEING HERSELF

Do wah,
That's an impressive memory.
I have indeed played golf with Neil Callan, Richard Hughes and Jason Weaver twice.
A small correction my window cleaning price was £40 and my place of residence is Hertfordshire.
I've sacked the window cleaner but I'm still in Hertfordshire.
By the way, this is the first time I've even peeped at the forum for over 2 years.

nestor you may have been absent but your birthday is always celebrated on here.

I KNEW YOU WOULD HAVE PEEPED SINCE YOU LEFT ,IT MIGHT BE 2 YEARS BUT STILL I KNEW YOU WOULD HAVE PEEPED AN ODD TIME,ITS NOTHING TO BE ASSHAMED OF UNLESS YOUR PARENTS OR COUNCELLOR TOLD YOU NOT TO

YES YOUR UP THERE WITH GREEN WILLOW,THE SANDOWN HILL,THE RANKING MISSP AND A FEW MORE GREAT POSTERS AND NICE PEOPLE OF THECPAST

HH, happy memories.
Yes, it became a forum tradition to wish me happy birthday, every day.
You may be pleased to know that I'm celebrating my 1876th birthday this very day.

haha nice one old chap

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YOU USED TO LIKE TIGER WOODS,WHEN HE USED TO KIDD EVERYONE WITH THEM PICTURES OF HIS WIFE AND BABY IN A WHITE SHAWL PRETENDING THAT HE LIKE FAMILY LIFE AND GOING TO CHURCH ,UNTILL HE WAS UNCOVERED AS A WOMANISER ,I KNEW FROM THE FIRST DAY THAT I SAW HIM SPIT THAT HE WAS AN NO GOODER

Do wah,
It's nice of you to include me amongst those legends of chat.

I may well embark on a continued return if I can master how the bloody site works now. It used to be so easy.

JUST COME ON THE ODD TIME,EVEN ONCE A YEAR,ITS NICE TO SEE YOU AND I KNOW LOADS MORE HAVE MISSED YOU LIKE I SAID YOUR NAME STILL COMES UP NOW AND AGAIN,NICE PEOPLE ARE ALLWAYS REMEMBERED ,AND THATS NOT CREEPING ITS JUST A FACT

HH Sultan Vinegar
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Do Wah your mum says come in now - it's dark and Bonanza's on the telly


..pmsl.............post of the day..

Do wah,
I ever liked Tiger Woods but over a 5 year period he won me over £75,000. If it wasn't for him I'd have been £325,000 down instead of just £250,000.

IT MUST BE FUNNY WHAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH

THATS WHAT I MEANT YOU BACKED HIM

Thanks Do wah, your comments are truly appreciated.
I hope to chat with you next time.

I FEEL VERY PRIVALIDGED OF ALL THE THOUSANDS OF THREADS THATS BEEN POSTED SINCE NESTOR LEFT ,HES VISITED ONE OF MY THREADS ,THIS IS LIKE JOHN LENNON RETURNING AND PICKING ON AND OLD TRUMPET PLAYER TO TALK TO WHEN HE REVISITS THE  LIVERPOOL MUSIC SCENE

THANK YOU  NESTOR AND GOOD NIGHT

Do Wah how's your mam doing - hope she's recovering

SHES STILL VERY POORLY VIDOU

Nestor!!