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BRITAIN CALLING ,BRITAIN CALLING CAN YOU RECIEVE ME
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IVE LIFTED MY ANTENNA TRY LIFTING YOURS
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Is that you Leon?
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BRITAIN CALLING ARE YOU SWITCHED ON
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NO THIS IS DO WAH DIDDY FROM SALFORD CAN YOU REIEVE ME
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COME IN LEAZEZ COME IN LEAZES THIS IS DO WAH DIDDY ,OVER
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I AM NOT TRYING TO SELL ANYTHING OVER
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HELLO OUT THERE HELLO IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE OVER THE NORTH SEA WHO LIVES ABROAD FROM BRITAIN WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH
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YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR SPELLING OR PUNCTUATION WITH ME DONT BE SHY ,
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YOU HAVE MY WORD ,I WONT ASK YOU FOR YOUR BANK DETAILS
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BRITAIN CALLING BRITAIN CALLING OVERSEAS PEOPLE ONLY ,
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OVER 18S ONLY ,ANY COLOUR OR SEX OR RELIGEON WE DONT BOTHER OVER HERE WE WELCOME ANYONE ,THATS WHAT IT SAYS ON THE LEAFLETS
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YOU MIGHT FIND IT DIFFERENT IN REAL LIFE WHEN YOU GET OVER HERE THOUGH BRITAIN CALLING BRITTAIN CALLING
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IF YOU CAN DRIVE A BUS WERE LOOKING FOR YOU ,IF YOU CANT IT DOESNT MATTER SOMEONES GOT TO DRIVE THEM BRITAIN CALLING
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO WORK IN A HOSPITAL ,YOU MIGHT THINK ITS BETTER THAN WORKING IN A WASH HOUSE IN CHINA ,WELL YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU MEET SOME OF THE THE PATIENTS
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BRITAIN CALLING BRITAIN CALLING YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE A KEBAB,IF NOT YOUR STILL WELLCOME THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEIR EATING WHEN THEIR DRUNK AND WHATS MORE THEY DONT USUALLY CARE
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YOU MIGHT BE A BUILDER WHO WANTS A JOB BUT CANT BUILD DONT WORRY YOUR WELCOME ,SO LONG AS YOUR CHEAPER THAN THE COWBOY BUILDERS ALREADY HERE
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DONT WORRY IF YOUVE GOT ONE OF THEM FACES THAT DONT WANT TO BE RECONSISED JUST COME TO ENGLAND YOUR WELCOME ,JUST WEAR A BURKA
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Calling from Northern Ireland, we have a central internet HUB but I'm sending carrier pigeons to the HUB to get read the forum messages.
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Do Wah your mum says come in now - it's dark and Bonanza's on the telly
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BRITTAIN CALLING BRITAIN CALLING MAYBE YOUR A RUMANIAN PICKPOCKET WITH NO OUTLOOK IN RUMANIA BECAUSE EVERYONES ACCUSTOMED TO YOUR TRICKS ,DONT WORRY THERES LOADS OF PURSES FOR EVERYONE AND DONT WORRY ABOUT GETTING CAUGHT ,THEY ONLY GIVE YOU A TELLING OFF
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OVAL MAN ARE YOU IRISH ,IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR POSTS WERE A BIT ODD , I UNDERSTAND NOW
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I DO LOVE THAT RACIST SONG IN IRELAND IF YOUR IRISH COME INTO THE PARLOUR IF YOUR ENGLISH FUCC OFF
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AND I LIKE THE LEPRECORNS BUT ONLY THE SMALL ONES
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I'm Northern Irish Do Wah and only a stones throw from those that think their Irish.
We haven't any problems with Islam as they know not to mess with us, we do have loads of nice Polish people but I don't think it's an invasion. |
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BRITAIN CALLING IF YOU WANT ASYLUM COME HERE YOUR WELCOME YOU MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT MONTHS TO GET A BED IN ONE BUT YOUR WELCOME TO WAIT,THERES A LONG QUE
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OVAL MAN I WENT 17 YEARS AGO TO THE WEST COAST OF IRELAND AND HAD A WONDERFULL HOLIDAY IT WASNT LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE I NEVER SAW A SINGLE TERRORIST,MIND YOU I WAS IN THE PUBMOST OF THE TIME ,ITS A WONDERFULL PLACE ,I BELIEVE NORTHERN ISLAND IS AS NICE ,BUT MY WIFE WONT DRIVE AROUND THERE UNLESS I BUY TANK
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What if you need an asylum Do Wah?
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MY BROTHERS PARTNER IS A NORTHERN IRISH GIRL AND SHE SCARES ME ENOUGH WITHOUT A GUN IN HER HAND
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THEY CAN HAVE MY BED ,IM ONLY SLEEPING BEAUTY WHEN I CANT BE ALICE IN WONDERLAND
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I USED TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO A NORTHERN ISLAND MAN AND HIS WIFE THEY WERE GREAT HE WAS A FOREMAN ON THE RAILWAY I LOVED HIM BUT THE MEN I KNEW WHO WORKED UNDER HIM DIDNT LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE MADE THEM WORK
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Do wah,
You probably won't remember me, I haven't posted for 4 years or so. I'm delighted to see you're still giving it large I know you've had many problems but have maintained your quality sense of humour. Good luck mate |
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rumania here - receiving you louds and clear .
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I ONCE WENT TO THE ISLE OF MAN IN THE 70S WITH MY 3 MATES AND WE STAYED IN A LITTLE BOARDING HOUSE ABOUT 3 STORIES HIGH AND WE WAS ON THE TOP FLOOR,WE MET THESE 3 NORTHERN IRELAND GIRLS WHO KEPT GOING ON ABOUT THE BRITISH ARMY BEING IN NORTHERN ISLAND ,THEY ASKED US TO GO TO IRELAND BUT I SAID NO ,I COULD JUST IMAGINE MY FRIEND BEING DRUNK SHOUTING WERE FROM ENGLAND AND GETTING FILLED IN ,
ONE NIGHT I WAS POORLY AND LEFT MY THREE FRIENDS WITH THE GIRLS IN THE PUB BECAUSE I WAS POORLY,I THEN GOT PARRANOID AND STARTED THINKING THEM GIRLS MIGHT BE TRYING TO LURE US TO IRELAND TO GET US SEEN OFF, WHEN SUDDENLY I HEARD SOMEONE OUT SIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW 3 STORIES UP I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WAS THE IRA ,I THEN HEARD A KNOCK ON THE WINDOW I SHI* MySELF IT WAS MY MATE HED FORGOTTON HIS KEY AND HE RATHER TAKE HIS CHANCE CLIMBING THE BUILDING TO OUR BEDROOM THAN FACE THE FEARSOME LANDLADY |
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NESTOR ,I DO REMEMBER YOU AND YOUR ROUND OF GOLF WITH A JOCKEY AND 28 POUND FOR YOUR WINDOWS TO BE CLEANED YOUR MISSED ON HERE BUT IM GLAD YOU HAVE A PROPER LIFE AND HAVE LEFT ,YOUR NAME COMES UP A LOT JUST POP ON ONCE A YEAR TO SEE US AT LEAST ,IM SURE YOUVE STILL PEEPED NOW AND AGAIN ITS GREAT TO HEAR FRO YOU
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We used to go to Bangor (Northern Ireland) for our holidays and only the rich people went to the Isle of Man. When my Dad finally scraped up the money to bring us I had a great time seeing Tony Christie and Norman Wisdom. We felt rich but were just having a splurge thanks to a very hard working man.
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YOU LIVE IN HEATFORDSHIRE OR HERREFORD IF YOUVE FORGOT , IF YOU EVER GET LOST JUST COME ON HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU WHICH COUNTY YOU COME FROM
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WHEN TONY CHRISTIE USED TO BE ON AT THE TALK OF THE NORTH IN SALFORD HE USED TO LOVE A FEW PINTS IN A LITTLE BODDINGTONS PUB A FEW DOORS UP ,HE USED TO GO IN THE LITTLE SNUG WHERE ONCE A BIG FAT OLD LADY WAS AND SHE WOULD NOT LET GO OF HIM A D KEPT KISSING HIM AND SAID GIVE US A SONG OR YOULL HAVE TO STAY HERE ALL NIGHT ,HE GAVE HER A FEW LINES
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MDEN YOU DONT LIVE IN RUMANIA YOUR NOT THAT POSH
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