An evening of passion with Keira Knightley or Zooey Deschanel?

Keira never heard of the other one

She was in the Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy film and New Girl sitcom.

Keira Knightley by the proverbial, no contest.

Would you let Zooey watch, then, Slippy?

never seen either Torq I don't watch many films

Nah, she does nowt for me.

Blimey!

Keira.

Keira.

Roy Castle every day of the week

Zooey, those eyes

I've had a look at who the other one is but I still don't recognise her. She's got eyes like a greyhounds b0ll0cks.

Cant say i have looked at a greyhound in that way

I like them both. I'd probably go Zooey for a quickie in the pub toilets, but Keira if it's a stay the night job.

I have it on very good authority (from someone who deals with big stars every day as her job) that Knightley is one of the nicest big name actresses there is, and has a filthy sense of humour.

I can just about imagine a situation where Deschanel has just gone through a bad break-up, has drunk too much and finds herself performing some sort of obscene act with me before vomiting in the sink and angrily insisting I gat a taxi for here and never get in touch again.

I can't imagine any situation which would bring me that close to Knightley.

So it's definitely Deschanel for me.