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DONT WORRY ABOUT AP THE LEPERD IM A SPECIALIST IN PEOPLE LIKE HIM,IVE MET LOADS LIKE HIM,I USED TO IGNORE THEM UNTILL I REMEMBERED I NEARLY GOT A CUB SCOUT BADGE FOR BEING A GOOD SAMARITAN,I ONLY FAILED THE TEST BECAUSE I WOULDNT HELP PEOPLE
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BARLOO GAVE ME AN ARROW BAR AND TOLD ME NOT TO STUFF IT IN MY MOUTH ALL AT ONCE ,AND TOLD ME I MIGHT GET THE BADGE LATER IF I CHANGED MY WAYS
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OUR KALER ONCE ASKED ME TO CARRY THE WOLF CUBS HEAD IN THE CHURCH WALKS PARADE,BUT I TOLD HER I DIDNT WANT THE CUBS TO BE SEEN AS AN EXTREEMIST GROUP
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OUR KALER SAID YOU WONT BE SEEN AS A BAD PERSON CARRYING THE WOLF CUBS HEAD ,I SAID YOU TELL THAT TO A WOLF CUBS MOTHER
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I LOVED BEING A WOLF CUB AND GREEN SUITED MY COMPLEXTION
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Go on...
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OUR KALER SAID I WAS A BORN LEADER UNTILL SHE ASKED ME TO GO AND GET HER A LOAF FROM THE CORNER SHOP AND I GOT LOST
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You have to be lost before you can be found !
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SHE MADE ME GO WITH A GIRL GUIDE THE NEXT TIME SHE SENT ME TO THE CORNER SHOP,AND SHE GUIDED ME THERE AND BACK
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No hanky panky, I hope !
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I STILL GOT TOLD OFF ,SHE SAID SHE WANTED A SMALL LOAF AND NOT A LARGE LOAF,I TOLD HER STRAIGHT I HADNT JOINED THE CUB SCOUTS TO ARGUE OVER A SMALL AND LARGE LOAF ,ID JOINED THE CUBS TO FIGHT INDIANS LIKE BIG CHIEF SITTING BULL
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NO THE LEPERD THERE WAS NO HANKY PANKY,BUT SHE DID TRY AND TAKE MY FOUNTAIN PEN OUT OF MY TOP PCT IN MY JACKET
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Is that a euphamism?
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I USE TO GO TO OUR KALERS HOUSE BEFORE EACH CUB SCOUT MEETING ,SHE USED TO SAY I WAS A LOVERLY LAD,IM GLAD SHE DIDNT SEE ME LATER IN LIFE AS AN ALCOHOLIC AND COMPULSIVE GAMBLER
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I LOVED THE CUB SCOUTS,I WOULD HAVE JOINED THE SCOUTS IF BARLOO WOULD HAVE STOPPED SHOUTING AT ME FOR WIPEING MY NOSE ON MY SHIRT SLEEVE
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SHE SAID YOUVE GOT AN HANKERCHIEF USE IT,I TOLD HER I WANTED TO KEEP THAT CLEAN FOR MY CHEWING GUM
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BARLOO SAID YOUR MAMS GIVE YOU THAT HANKERCHIEF TO BLOW YOUR NOSE WITH ,NOT FOR USED CHEWING GUM ,SHE DIDNT LIKE IT WHEN I SAID HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING IN TO ME AND MY MAMS CONVERSATIONS
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SHE TOLD ME TO STAND IN A CORNER WHILE ALL THE OTHER CUBS PLAYED GAMES,SHE SAID THERE THATS WHAT YOU GET SMART ARSE WHEN YOUR CHEEKY,I SAID THATS WHAT YOU GET FAT ARSE WHEN YOU EAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE
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SHE SLAPPED ME THAT HARD TODAY SHE WOULD BE LOCKED UP AS A SAYDOE MASSAKIST ,YOU KNOW ONE OF THEM PEOPLE WHO HIT YOU FOR PLEASURE
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I WOULDNT HAVE LET HER SEE ME CRY IF SHE HADNT HURT ME SO MUCH
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SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO SEND MY MAM A LETTER,I SAID YOU DO AND ILL POST YOUR MAM A DEAD MOUSE
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WERE FRIENDS NOW I SEE HER EVERY SUNDAY WHEN I VISIT THE CEMETARY TO SEE MY DAD AND HAVE A TALK TO HER ABOUT OLD TIMES ,I THINK SHE CAN HEAR ME BUT SHES 6 FEET UNDERGROUND SO I DONT REALLY KNOW
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I TELL HER SHE WAS A NICE BARLOO ,ONLY BECAUSE I CROSS MY FINGERS BEHIND MY BACK
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I don't think the spirit is confined to the graveyard....they can go anywhere.
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WE HAD ONE OF THE BEST OUR KALERS IN THE WORLD SHE WAS GOOD AT USEING MAPS ,I THINK SHE EVEN MEMORISED THEM ,WE ALL WENT TO MORECAMBE ON THE COACH WITH THE CUBS FOR A DAY OUT AND SHE FOUND THE WAY THERE WITHOUT GETTING THE MAP OUT ONCE,
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THE LEPERD IF I EVER GET ON STAGE YOU CAN BE MY HECKLER
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YOU WILL HAVE TO GET OVER YOUR STAGE FRIEGHT FIRST,I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WAS SCARED OF ME INTERVIEWING YOU ON HERE ,I WOULDNT HAVE ASKED WHAT TYPE OF UNDERPANTS YOU WEAR ,HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN ME PLEASE
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DONT WORRY I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO SHOUT,
DIDDY DO US AN IMPRESSION NO YOU DO US ONE OF THE INVISABLE MAN |
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I'm going to wash some dishes.
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DIDDY YOUR STUPID .
NOT AS STUPID AS YOU , AT LEAST I DIDNT PAY TO COME AND WATCH YOU |
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DIDDY IM GOING TO WASH SOME DISHES
WHY HAVE YOU NOT GOT ENOUGH TO PAY YOUR ADMITANCE |
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THE LEPERD YOULL HAVE TO STICK WITH THE SCRIPT ,BUT YOU CAN DO THE ODD AD LIB LIKE THE ONE,IM JUST GOING TO WASH SOME DISHES NOW
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SEE YOU LATER
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I'm still washing the dishes.
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