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bodil
13 Jan 15 23:31
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I hate bloody coconut.

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By:
Tommy Toes
When: 13 Jan 15 23:35
Me too, Bodil.

I bought some brew from Iceland last week which contains rum and coconut - which I'm just finishing off at the moment.
Love the rum - abhor the coconut.
Have tried to disguise the flavour with coke and ice.
It's not working very well.

Yeuk to coconut!
By:
Velasquez
When: 13 Jan 15 23:37
It's ASTOUNDINGLY good for you ya numpty...I bought some coconut in a block a few weeks ago - ate some yesterday and it had turned a bit rancid - tasted like blue cheese. But...it's harder to find a healthier food than fresh coconut : A ready cure for stomach problems, such as stomach problems caused by rancid coconut. Hoorah!
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 13 Jan 15 23:39
hahahaha!

But it tastes bleedin' 'orrible, Vel!

In fact, it always tastes rancid!
By:
Velasquez
When: 13 Jan 15 23:39
Sorry, TT -- calling BODIL a NUMPTY there - certainly NOT you -- you are merely an UTTER DONUT for yeuking the coconut! Angry
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 13 Jan 15 23:41
I hope it isn't a coconut flavoured utter donut!
By:
Velasquez
When: 13 Jan 15 23:41
Tommy and Bodil - you have forced me to post COCONUT RESEARCH on my new FERMENTED VEG THREAD.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 13 Jan 15 23:43
hehehe!

I only bought this brew because it was so long since I've had anything coconut I thought maybe I wouldn't mind it anymore - or even, maybe, like it now.

Not a Jack Palance!
By:
Velasquez
When: 13 Jan 15 23:48
That was great Tommy - it gave me an excuse to bump up my failing thread. If it continues to die on its ar$e I will just have to persevere until people fall into line, saving the NHS millions of pounds.
By:
bodil
When: 13 Jan 15 23:59
You bastards!
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 00:03
kimchi  -  Satan's second worst bodily exudate after cheese (= smegma).  Did I mention you were bastards?
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Jan 15 00:05
Haven't tried it but I saw it on The Hairy Bikers in Korea...looked good...
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 00:09
That was a surprisingly sane reply, Vel.  I've stood down the eternal-hope-destroyers.    For the time being.
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 00:13
Distant memories.  That's the key.

Even though they may be/certainly are false.
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Jan 15 00:15
Yass...the coconut has all kinds of benefits. The more coconut I eat, the less I post on this forum. Thin and Crispy sent me a fresh coconut last week, through the post. It cost £15 to deliver. I've asked him to send me vouchers in the future, so I can double up coconut-wise with money left over for Younger's Sweetheart Stoute brewed in Alloa.

Stoute??

I SO miss the flat season! Cry
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 00:17
... the horror ... the horror ...
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Jan 15 00:20
I saw that in the TV guide somewhere...have I missed it??
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 00:23
No - everything comes around again.  And again.
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Jan 15 00:34
"Everything that has been will be again." Ecclesiastes..."Under the Sun." Excited
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 00:49
Mum here still has a very expensive injection in her eyeball every couple of months for WMD.  She reads and watches TV just fine, so I guess it's working.  No wonder the NHS is going bust.  I'm surprised the government hasn't sent a hit-man after her.  With her 3 pensions included, she must be one of the top 100 most expensive items of UK state expenditure.
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 00:50
Or is it?
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Jan 15 01:10
"No matter how fine the play, the last Act is always bloody." Pascal.

I am genuinely disappointed at the response to these FERMENTED VEG threads...perhaps hardcore degenerate gamblers just ain't interested in health after all.
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 01:13
Any GOOD gambler will be, at best, indifferent to fermented vegetables.
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 01:16
Hang on Vel - I'm missing for a while.  I'd love to club them all like whining baby seals.
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Jan 15 01:22
You need a heart of flesh to replace that heart of stone...good night, brother Bodil.
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 01:23
We are nothing without each other.



The bliss of nothingness.
By:
bodil
When: 14 Jan 15 01:24
Goodnight sweet princes.
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Jan 15 01:26
"The bliss of nothingness. "

You say this but...for nothingness to exist...it has to BE...it has to BE...Aristotle...
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Jan 15 01:28
Because of its strong antioxidant properties and health benefits, the coconuts can be used to:

    • Lower cholesterol
    • Improve digestion
    • Ward off wrinkles
    • Stabilize glucose levels
    • Fight off viruses
    • Build cells
    • Regulate hormones
    • Increase thyroid production
    • Lose weight
    • Increase metabolism
    • Fight infections
    • Stave off memory loss
    • Kill bacteria
    • And more!

Jeez - these are some claims!
By:
Velasquez
When: 14 Jan 15 01:34
And that's just coconut! Shocked

How can you HATE coconut??
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