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As long as it's not in the whisky decanter !
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As the government own a few bank any ministers should get their mortgage for free.
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As in no repayments required whilst serving as a minister but the monthy amount taken from balance each month.
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An interesting proposition. As absolute dictator I would appoint the following officials to run the country.
Dr Crippen, head of judiciary with responsibility for appointing a team of executioners. Dr Slicer, head of religious studies and chief inquisitor with responsibility for creating a new religion to keep you all in check Tommy Toes, chief sommelier in charge of wine stocks. Northern Lad, Chief eunuch responsible for rounding up virgins for the harem. Kennyman, trainer of large felines, responsible for supplying fit and lean lions and tigers for special events. |