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true dat innit
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It's frightening enough that in 17 weeks time, forumites get to vote on who runs the UK.
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I'd ban boob jobs.
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I'd make all high street betting shops TAB's, preferably government owned with say a 14% - 15% rake and have independent bookies on course only as is the case in Australia. I'd also ban fobt's from everywhere. Massive increases in prize money and entrance fees to tracks a quarter of what they are now and for run of the mill midweek meetings no admission charge at all.
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Drink-driving - 4 year ban and your car crushed
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Drink-driving - 4 year ban and your head crushed
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texting while driving - 6 points on licence
no fees to attend university abolish the monarchy re-introduce standing sections at football grounds |
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I'd abolish overseas aid and divide between British charities
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I'd abolish overseas aid.
And nothing. |
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I'd get forced to resign for fiddling expense claims
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Have you got a Stradivarius?
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Didn't watch it....spot anyone you fancy?
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I'd bulldoze all Mosques and make it illegal to practice the Muslim faith in Britain .
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Lampus for PM
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I'd stop wasting money on prisons- anyone sent down for a year + I'd export to Africa and pay (Say) Egypt to imprison them - cheaper than paying benefits and very much more effective than current system.
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I'd make Mrs CMAT Chief of Immigration for the whole of the UK.
Then stop all immigration. Make Mrs CMAT redundant and give her a £2.5 million tax free redundancy settlement. Then I'd resign, as I won't give a fack who runs the country after that. |
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Compulsory gym attendance for fat women.
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Put a 3000% tax on junk foods.
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Smokers have to pay for NHs treatments.
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id kickout every islamic fundamentalist in this country, and them mosques would be knock down .they would fook off then !.
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ooooohhhh you grumpy old bugger
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Whilst the Muslim workers get time off for Friday prayers.
Any atheist workers can go to pub and drink till the Muslims get back to work. |
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Countdown would be forced to move to 9pm and the Doris doing the maths would be topless.
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tree you are just a dirty perv
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Many would benefit from that.
I'd rather fiddle with her than fiddle expenses. |
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Money Tree cost me thousands!! 07 Jan 15 17:14
Smokers have to pay for NHs treatments. Fack off. Smokers pay more tax than non-smokers. |
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Smokers pay more tax than non-smokers.
Smokers also save the country a fortune on pensions and NHS care by dying early. |
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chancellor....money tree
old bailey judge....shrewd lewd education minister....DOO WAH foreign minister....cMAT |
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I'm not foreign.
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Other than to SOAP
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Is that an acronym?
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No, he thinks you don't wash much
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Used to be a banning word, that.
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What, wash?
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with some of the tw@ts that post on here we'd be more f***ed than what we already are
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As culture secretary I would ban all Soaps. I know you will all suffer withdrawal systems, but once you are cleansed you will feel better.
After all I know what is best for you. |
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I'd bring back Til Death Us Do Part
been watching it on youtube- brilliant |
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secret squirrel could do something in the 'cabinet'
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