What do you dislike that everyone else seems to love

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Television Soaps.
The inability of the modern young man to tighten his belt so that it keeps his trousers up.
Why everyone under 25 speaks like a Jamaican, surely only Jamaicans should speak like a Jamaican. I really would know what the proper old time Jamaican guys make of it.

the bottom 2 are great spots

Stuart Lee - I get him, I really do, but nah, not for me.

Iphones.
Using real Christmas trees and then just chucking them.

I agree with a lot of your picks sh.  The one I completely disagree on is Blackadder

I dislike special offers and loyalty cards.

I dislike knowing about the private lives of famous people

I dislike the constant one dimensional focus and dumbing down of sports news.

I dislike jumping on bandwagons.

I dislike Eastenders, Coronation Street, Neighbours etc etc

I dislike block paving.

Sports Personality of the Year - used to love it; now I despise what it's become (QoS too)
Strictly - ballroom dancing is for girls and gayers
Cheltenham Festival - too many people; mostly drunk.  Better on the telly
Ryder Cup - I like golf, but it's an individual sport for me
Pubs (gastro variety) - £4.80 a pint round my way; thanks but I'll give it a miss
Fireworks - a staggering waste of money (usually public money, eg, London New Year's Eve)
Trick or Treat - oh fck off you yanks
Religion - brainwashing children for centuries; platform for violence and intolerance but strangely still popular around the world
Mrs Brown's Boys - OK, so everyone thinks it's for gurning morons, but 8 million of them still watch it
Coffee - this is England.  We drink tea.  Not poncey herbal tea, but proper man's tea.  And definitely not skinny moccha choca lattes with caramel sprinkles.  FFS Man up!!!

Jeff Lynne-not the man who seems very likeable but his dreadful music.

Patio Doors.

Big Brother - crap

Celebrity Big Brother - crap

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here - crap

Strictly Come Dancing - crap

The X Factor - crap

Britain's Got Talent  - crap

any programme where the viewers vote by phone  - crap

party political broadcasts - crap

Party Conferences, where one party will fill up a huge room with its supporters, then the BBC will act surprised when somebody who speaks gets a round of applause - cringeworthy

Multiculturalism-  a load of luvvie bollocks

Football - a game where 22 nancy boys run around in shorts, adored by millions of nancy boys every Saturday.

Armchair jockeys - critical of the way a horse was ridden when their 8 stone frame is planted on a settee, instead of becoming a jockey, or had failed to become a jockey.

Over the top gayers on the telly. Perhaps the macho guests on the same shows could make me laugh by getting up and punching a poof, just to equal things up.

That'll do for now

Ronnie O'Sullivan

Anal

ysis from Graham Cunningham on C4 Racing

Agree with most of the above, with the exception of Blackadder, "Jafackin" is particularly offensive to the ears.
Mick Fitz's grating voice.

Star trek/star wars

Enjoyed Star Trek on the telly, and latest film was pretty good.

Never seen a Star Wars film, doesn't appeal to me at all.

Blackadder? The Simpsons? This is the good stuff, you idiots 


Certain words really wind me up...not sure why tbh...always hated 'coda', currently hate 'props' (the new slang version)...cant do with the phrase 'bit of kit' 

blackadder is god awful stuff

Any American "sit-com", with possible exception of Cheers.

Lead character comes on, says hi to whomever happens to be standing there, and audience folds up with split sides.

Friends seems to be a particular culprit. What everyone sees in it escapes me completely.

Chips - I don't like most fried food as a rule but especially chips.

Michael McIntyre - I'd rather listen to someone playing the bagpipes for an hour than watch that bloke and I absolute hate bagpipes.

Guinness - I have tried it many a time but I just can't get on with it at all, same goes for red wine.

Female sports presenters - I absolutely love NFL and watched all the wild card games over the weekend and there are always a few fluffy bunny rabbits flapping about interviewing 25 stone players about this play or that. I'm all for a bit of eye candy like Alex Hammond for example but what do these women actually know about NFL?

Alan Davies.
A whole career based on his "look to camera", to suggest that you would find what you have just seen/heard v funny, if you were on drugs.

Mobile phones
David Beckham
Celebrity TV shows
Soaps
Champions League
Steeplechasing
England hype before football tournaments
TV celebrities coming out
Charming people (i.e. psychopaths)

Someone I went to school with worked as a runner on this morning. He was basically Schofields slave. He even had to make him toast. He likes it burned, then left on the side until it's cold. Not an innuendo by the way!

"anal" a brave shout.

Blackadder and the Simpsons. You're wrong, so very wrong. Utter genius, both of them

Phil Collins. No idea why, he just makes me want to be violent. To him.
The fawning to the Royal Family + the money they cost
TV soaps
'Talent' Shows.
Anything involving Paddy McGuinness that doesnt also involve Peter Kay.
This celebrity culture we seem to have walked into. People become famous for being famous. I'm a keen photographer and often wander round London taking photos. I was walking back to my car late one evening when I found a load of paparazzi outside some posh club. Thought I'd hang around see if anyone worthwhile turned up. The paps kept running off to taxis or limos and all the flashes would go off. Some orange skinned freaks would get out and go into the club and I honestly couldnt have named any of them if my life depended on it. Not even someone I recognised and detested - a Cheryl Cole for example.
Star Wars / Trek. Someone I worked with turned up in a Star Wars shirt a few days back. I couldnt help wondering why they did those shirts in adult sizes. They're kids films, surely?
The Sun
Paul Dacre and the Daily Mail
Tories. You should only vote Tory if your name is on the sign at your place of work. If you work for someone else, Tories dont care about you.
Religion, and people who rely on it. I saw an FB post the other day thanking God for some relative of theirs pulling through a serious illness or injury. No no no. Thank the doctors and nurses, the scientists who work on the medicines etc and the engineers who build the machines your relative got hooked up to.
Katie Hopkins. Popular apparently. Why?
Boybands. I'd rather go through a gay marriage to Phil Collins than live on the same planet.
Gary Barlow, OBE or whatever he is. Raises loads of money for charity. So what, if he and his type paid the tax they should, charity wouldnt be such a necessity. And if you are raising money for charity, make it a UK charity.
The honours system. David Amess MP got one last week. Remember the 'cake' incident on Brass Eye? Him. I'd struggle to name a more odious MP, and to paraphrase Blackadder 'as you can guess, he's up against some pretty stiff competition'

Star Wars and most films
Loud music
Lamb
Beer
X Factor
Rugby

marmite.....................shít

One in particular: McDonalds (plus any other food from American (in particular) fast food outlets).
How people can put their manufactured shiiite, devised to load the pounds on and get you addicted to the corn syrup and other junk they put in their stuff so you keep wanting more of it, in their bodies is just beyond me.

DON'T DO IT!

Politics Forum
Mint Sauce
White Dee
Angel Delight
Cuff Links
GramEr

Cricket. Can't see the point of it.
Rugby League. Always seems raining when this is played. Dull game in comparison with the Rugby Union stuff.
Celebrity BB. It's the celebrity bit that gets me. Should be one step above nonentity.
Dr Who. Surely for kids.
Monty Python re-runs. Were funny at the time but so dated now.
Star Wars. What's it about?

cant do with the phrase 'bit of kit'

Really can't stand that either.

Reminds me of another two.

Back in the day.
you never heard it then someone said it on here and soon it was in every other post.

Oxymoron.
That was another fad that's died a death thank fek. Used to be "surely that's an oxymoron" every other post, heaven now.

mine are

manchester united
x-factor
strictly come dancing
christmas nights out

Champagne -foul tasting fluid

The practice of spraying champagne over anyone within a ten metre radius of someone who's won something.

Selfies

Wedding videos

Most things that people like I detestanything mainstream music,tv wise middle class pompous ****s and working class torys nothing worse!The list is endless...

tipsters

tipsters

both of them

People who double post.

Paedophiles,tipsters it's all grooming!!

Acquiesce12 has just finished Volume 1a(i) of his reply to the OP and gone to bed, with a provisional roll-out date of January 2024 swimming excitedly around his mind.

very funny patrathaCAT no need for essays

I dislike f ucking cats, but what I dislike more is the f ucking owners of cats! incredibly sad people with no life looking for love and affection in furry little germ infested hairballs. They don't love you, they use you, and if they were big enough, they'd eat you.

I dislike plastic Scots, AKA, the better together bastards like AKAbula who refused to give their kids and grandkids a better life away from tory rule, they have betrayed their country good and proper. All 55% of them!

Northern monkeys - go and get some f ucking elocution lessons, ffs, do you not realise how daft you sound,

Shop assistants - "would like a bag?" WHAT A F UCKING STUPID QUESTION, WHAT THE F UCK DO YOU MEAN DO I WANT A BAG, I'VE GOT OVER 30 ITEMS HERE AND ONLY TWO POCKETS, YOU DO THE F UCKING MATHS

Prince William - what a boring boring bastard, though I have enjoyed watching his hair recede over the years, his brother might be a ginger f ucker but his barnet is going nowhere soon, look at his dad, james.

Cyclist, they really are the bane of my life, absolute cretinous individuals, you can only assume they are going though a mid-life crisis when they decide to kit themselves out in f ucking LYCRA and burst down the roads in flocks as if they're on f ucking tour the dopes. Probably because they haven't quite made it in life and can't quite afford a Harley Davidson, do they not realise what absolute divs they look like, they break every single rule of the road, angry bastards jumping bikes banging on car windows, they don't belong on the f ucking roads. They make my SKIN CRAWL and I thoroughly enjoy it when they're given a good pasting.

security guards - what failures, 12 years of education and all you've amounted to is a 6.50 an hour job standing still for 8 hours a night

the glorification of Premier League football and how we are now **** at international level, yes people really do love it

Americans, esp e coast of america jews in business "its nothing personal" after almost every ****g sentence. Oh **** off

cheap British women, you know EXACTLY what I mean

SE England. utter ****

what money has done to cricket

fading women in their 40s who think they are still attractive, just give it up love

uPVC **** windows and doors, ****

Cyclists, they really are the bane of my life, absolute cretinous individuals, you can only assume they are going though a mid-life crisis when they decide to kit themselves out in f ucking LYCRA and burst down the roads in flocks as if they're on f ucking tour the dopes. Probably because they haven't quite made it in life and can't quite afford a Harley Davidson, do they not realise what absolute divs they look like, they break every single rule of the road, angry bastards jumping bikes banging on car windows, they don't belong on the f ucking roads. They make my SKIN CRAWL and I thoroughly enjoy it when they're given a good pasting.

sorry if the above one is copied but word for word spot on

call centre **** asking if there is anything else they can do for me when they havent helped me in the first place

people under 25 talking like blacks

blokes under 30 turning up at so called professional jobs looking like utter tramps, usually with bum fluff on ther face and that excement crusted underpants on full display

Australian and S African commentators in sport (so bloody objective arent they)

weddings where (and get this) all the blokes are wearing the same ****. People who then post this filth on facebook

any reality or vote**** tv

Luton airport masquerading as London Luton, er no, its in the ar3ehole of nowhere and has a service beyond reproach

Labour Party masquerading as party for the ordinary man. They have robbeed peeps just as much as the tories

gays wanting Gay Olympics. If you want equality, participate in the normal Olympics you theatrical dwads

peeps who still live at home post 25 citing property is expensive and yet they **** off every yr to Thailand, Cambodia, Oz like they have 3 weeks to live

that paddy **** from Ryanair. Fergus o fLAHERTY or whatever, CEO, utterly risible unapologetic turnip

Black Friday - it would be more palatable if it was a day blacks went shopping and didnt nick anything

Herbal tea

Environmentalists who think that protecting newts is more imprtant than dredging our overflowing rivers

Flat chested mums making their husbands move house every few years because of the school league tables, have they not realised it is a framework in place to attract stamp duty?

Last night at the Proms, in fact any night, look at yerselves ffs

independent financial advisers ( see acq post about security guards)

women (and men) who wander around with sunglasses over their head. ITS FOR THE EYES

so called shaven havens, whats wrong with a good hairy ****? Its just an industry crated by the jews, the waxing marketplace

peeps who moan about immigration and yet dont work themselves

Ben Elton, sold out champagne socialist. Take that **** Curtis with you on the way out

I feel that I am the only bloke who doesn't find Kylie at all attractive.

Cutlery,its just designed to slow me down.

Luton airport masquerading as London Luton, er no, its in the ar3ehole of nowhere and has a service beyond reproach

I'm not sure that means what you think it means.

Mayonnaise -- disgusting slime.
Garlic -- if I wanted food to taste of garlic, I'd order garlic sandwiches.
Curry -- any food in that much of a hurry to get out again can't be good for you.

Porsches ... I test drove one once when I was feeling rich and thought I might buy one.  Had 3 hours accompanied by Porche guy (just as well as I'd have left it in a Aldi car park and walked home) and was hugely disappointed with car.  Noisy, not impressive at all .... even had a buttonn dash to make the exhaust sound sportier!  WTF - real poser's car.

People who own Porsches

Range Rovers (same reasons as Porsches above, but I've neve driven one) - been in one as passenger and I thought it was a mobile shed.

Sky TV ... horrible, just horrible.

Royal Family ... very very dodgy genes - and all a bit thick

Oh, I forgot to add ...

people with degrees who think they're clever - they're not.  Old 'O' levels way out-trump a modern degree.

The NHS - and especially how everybody who pretends to work in it is called a "healthcare professional".  They're not - only Doctors and Nurses.  And the worst thing about the NHS is that it treats people for free who we shouldn't be trying to save.  Just let them go and save future resources.

russell brand. chris moyles, chris evans, james nesbitt, james corden.

why so much mediocre talent - everybody raves about one direction?

eh?

nat king cole could play the piano and sing while looking at the camera - didn't even look at the keyboard. faultless talent.

now we have auto tune freaks. talent shows?

this is the self preservation society. Brucie never without a job for 70 years?

Black Friday - it would be more palatable if it was a day blacks went shopping and didnt nick anything

Champagne, Caviar and Anal Sex, to paraphrase Christopher Hitchens.

Television.

Moan moan moaning.

ramruma

what I meant was that the staff actually believe they are providing a good service BUT THEY ARE NOT. It all comes down to the attitude of the people who train them. They appear aghast when you criticise them almost as though you the customer is/are the problem. They can only act in such an [ aghast ] way if they have been trained in that way. They really are sh1.t at Luton but they dont seem to deal with criticism in a professional way.

Having used Gatwick and on occasions brought something to the attention of staff they are thnakful that you have given them an opportunity to correct the situation. Same at Charles de Galle, Manchester, Zavatem, Schiphol etc

But not Luton, they are so perfect. Please try them