Nephew Brings his new Girlfriend Round last night

As long as she's not his sister as well what's the problem?

What are the ages of protagonists?

So what are you saying?
She is not new but slightly shopsoiled.

You have to tell him so that he can make his decision.

Your relationship with your son is more important.

She will probably be gone in 6 months anyway but you have a son for life.

Is this the script from the next episode of Eastenders ?

No....Game of Thrones.

could be Game of Thrush if we are not careful

Game of Bones even..

Btw, as you are a plod, ask her does she fancy a 'ride along' then take her to the nearest cells and back-skuttle her.

Old habits die hard, innit..

truth or dare would be a good high standard

has the makings of a classic thread, just like the old days

dyou remember the one that ran for ages about the guy who had a female lodger and he was trying to obtain access to her ffannny and at one point was considering running a cam via cable over the roof and dropping it through her ceiling to spy on her ??

babycakes doing ladies day at ascot was another

many more but the memory goes as free porn has become more accessible

Was she entered in a jump race?

Are you from Stoke by any chance?

I've seen this episode of Midsomer Murders before. She's definitely a psychopath who will try to kill you all. Probably poisoning.

I get it now.

Your nephew is a paramedic and his girlfriend passed out from too much drink.  You are an advisor at alcoholics anonymous and she was an ex "client" of yours.

My advice to you is to tell her to drink in moderation and don't tell your nephew about the AA.

Am I right and do I win the prize?

No comments about chebs and spaffing. No questions about any sexual peccadillos and perversions she may have had. No demands for pictures quickly followed by requests for naked ones.

What is happening to this place?

By the way can you post up a picture of her preferably naked and on a scale of 1-10 how dirty was she?

What does QT stand for?

It stands for quiet.

did your nephew mention shes told him her ex is a kn0b end

I don't see how it's awkward mesen, in my pomp it was like pass the parcel, everyone sh@gging who ever they could get their paws on. It's not really that important I wouldn't have thought in the greater scheme of things so tell your nephew. My money is on that he couldn't care less.

unless he starts scratching

his nephew wont care if hes round for a drink he better not fall asleep

id slide it under carpet and slide one in here and there for good measure

you could at least do the Flaps like Wells Fargo Saggle Bags yes/no question with him (pre action of course, not much point afterwards)

you did her up trap2 didn't you?

threesome for old times sake ?

Her sister let the cat out the bag a new years to remember at silly o'clock knocking on my door had a chat with him and he dont wanna know her think he's daft myself, I am in the same camp as slippy pass the parcel until u properly settle down, and i say Ex but was only with her for a few months was just a fun thing but telling him that only made it worse.

It's probably turned out for the best.

he obv didn't want to stir your porridge

You can't put a tack where a nail's been!

lol may use that one Kembo when the dust settles, but from memory i think a jack hammer beat me to it

Go to Bracknell or Farnborough and you will be in the finest of company sir.

I am guessing that she has been c0cked more than D1ck Turpins gun.