Worst thing u unwrapped this morn

Pay = pair sorry

My bellend

a christmas card from my brother after spending near £200 on him and his kids lol.


tight cnt couldnt even go me a pair of socks

A 32 inch trouser belt!!..i mean...ffs

Lynx Shower Gel and Body Spray.....I guess my Mum still thinks I am 14 and not 48.

Definitely one for the re-gifting pile.

Nothing. My family are great and all my presents were brilliant.

My auntie got me a goat but she sent it to somewhere in Africa.  Unbelievable.

Did she at least give you a plane ticket too?

socks (I already have drawers full of them)
Lynx shower gel and body spray (the wife is allergic to cheap perfume)
Fire HD tablet (Already have a similar Google Nexus tablet which I hardly use)
"Pastelmat" pad with 12 quarter Imperial sheets (this is brilliant and something I will use)

pass me the sick bucket treble, the question was what was the worst thing you got, it's not a platform for you to brag about being a member of the Waltons FFS

Davidoff cool water 40ml already have umpteen aftershaves, here's the thing, she bought this from ebay it has no cellophane around the box. I was thinking maybe counterfeit stuff, dont really want to put any on encase my ears fall of or something. Can someone tell me if these cool water aftershave's come normally with cellophane wrapped round them, or just the box with no cellophane?

plastic belt, miles too long.

a very well thought out set of gifts this year, bottom of the pile a tin of Roses chocolates

Now, I'm not being grumpy..but pretty much everything...useless bits of kitchen equipment that I already have courtesy of someone else...one was a cheese grater FFS, a cheap s****y one from Robert Dyas!!! I have about 5 in all shapes and sizes in the drawer...

A box of tissues and shower gel from an old aunt " useful items " as she handed them over like a ezxpensive rolex.  keep smiling

1 million "dollar" aftershave set with no Paco Rabanne markings

xmas is pish,fact

The only thing I've unwrapped was a Ferero Rocher.

a card from the mrs inviting me to a "meal in", a body 2 body massage and breakfast in bed in the morning. No **** - shes supposed to be my wife FFS ! Better than last year mind - i got a rebecca ferguson cd which she never plays

Myself

Haven't opened a present in years ...

^ ditto

out of date terrys choc orange

rob_dylan    25 Dec 14 10:53 
My auntie got me a goat but she sent it to somewhere in Africa.  Unbelievable.

© Modern Toss

Rob and cricketjon

its the people who think she did not buy me a rebecca ferguson cd last year that i feel sorry for. (This event actually took place).

i shall update on the "meal in" situation. I have had four "meals in" since publishing my good luck charm neither of which have resulted in a body2body massage and as for breakfast in bed, as i work in town i am an early riser and get the cabbaging breakfast meself

only bin married 8 yrs as well. doesnt bode well

No fair Fishwick.

Wtf is body to body massage?

Tit w***??

i cant be ar3ed to ask her moneytree, nothing you cant get down the oxford rd in reading for more than a tenner im sure

a beautiful tradition usually performed by a gorgeous Japanese lady

I think oil is involved.

it is instructive that the price of brent crude has dropped alarmingly in the last three months

if you not taking her up on it she can change the oil in my car instead.