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16 Dec 14
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Some women are loved on here, and some are loathed, but who would you 'lance with your beef' in order to get to better looking women in later rounds.
First one to get 20 votes goes through to round 2, or whoever has the most votes by midnight tomorrow.
ROUND 1
Ann Widdecombe
Baroness Warsi
Diane Abbott
Harriet Harman
Margaret Beckett
Theresa May
First one to get 20 votes goes through to round 2, or whoever has the most votes by midnight tomorrow.
ROUND 1
Ann Widdecombe
Baroness Warsi
Diane Abbott
Harriet Harman
Margaret Beckett
Theresa May
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Replace the sword with a white stick any you may get up to 20 votes 
Harriet Harman
Harriet Harman
I'm gonna go for Theresa May then, before she gets snapped up.
I'm waiting to see who Facts picks before making my decision.
warsi all day long, the rest nowhere
widdecombe pu after 3 out
widdecombe pu after 3 out
I bet her mott is bigger than Brian Blessed's beard
There are certain older ladies who you tend to look at and think she's tidy for her age - Dame Helen Mirren for example.
Imagine those thoughts would quickly disappear if you saw them naked and without make-up.
I, on the other hand, am obviously a product of George Clooney and Brad Pitts love child!!!
Imagine those thoughts would quickly disappear if you saw them naked and without make-up.
I, on the other hand, am obviously a product of George Clooney and Brad Pitts love child!!!
What a mottley crew, if sufficiently hammered I'd have to go for Harriet Harman as she only lives down the road and despite my self loathing at least it wouldn't take me long to get home to wash myself with a Brillo pad.
I'd want Keira Knightly or Scarlett Johansson in round two though or else it's a complete non runner.
If Round 2 was somone you didn't pick in Round 1, but Round 3 Was letitia Dean?
Ken Masters
I'm waiting to see who Facts picks before making my decision.
Facts has resigned from CC Ken so you're in charge of the puerile sticker now.
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If Letitia Dean was the prize waiting in round three I'd do Olive from On The Buses let alone someone like Theresa May for the chance to get my mitts on that chubby babe.
Fatty Dean is not in round 2.
Do you Warsi fanciers realise she's had about 6 kids.
Horse's collar.
Do you Warsi fanciers realise she's had about 6 kids.
Horse's collar.
no because it would be like going down a pit shaft
I wondered why you never put it via Betfair.
The A102(M) runs through there.
wtf is that!!!!! it looks like Predator without the fangs
Warsi obviously, despite her being a rancid b!tch. Big Di 2nd. I'd like to kick the sh!t out of Harriet Harman.
None of them really my cup of tea (and I'm not over-fussy)
but I'd go for Harriet Harman.
but I'd go for Harriet Harman.
No runaway winner yet
Widdecombe, Flabbott and Beckett voteless so far.
Widdecombe, Flabbott and Beckett voteless so far.
and reminiscent of a badly packed kebab, I'd wager.
After clicking on HH's link I'm not sure I'll be capable of lancing any lady ever again.
Dec 16, 2014 -- 1:54PM, screaming from beneaththewaves wrote:
After clicking on HH's link I'm not sure I'll be capable of lancing any lady ever again.
You best leave the forum then. Chit chat is strictly for players. 
Hell. There must be some limits, even for ChitChatters.
Best picture of Ann I've ever seen so she gets my vote.
knowing cmat he won't make the second round much easier, with the likes of Yasmin Alibhai-Brown and Susan Boyle waiting in the wings in their crotchless body stockings for the brave souls who've successfully navigated the
opening round.
Could be a re-run of the twelve labours of Hercules here.
opening round.
Could be a re-run of the twelve labours of Hercules here.
HH... that photo in the link... did you take it at the face sitting demo outside parliament during the week?
Supplementary question... how do I get it off my hard drive?
Supplementary question... how do I get it off my hard drive?
Right click on the picture and then select set as desktop background.
That removes it.
That removes it.
Thanks Crisp... done that. wouldn't want plod poking around and finding that one next time I'm arrested and have the laptop confiscated.
Stick it in a folder entitled 'Kiddie Porn.' That'll show 'em.
Updaste
Warsi and Harperson side by side
May close up
Widecombe further back
the other two tailed off
Just under 26 hours to go, unless one of them gets her fan club to look in.
Warsi and Harperson side by side
May close up
Widecombe further back
the other two tailed off
Just under 26 hours to go, unless one of them gets her fan club to look in.
Definitely the best thread on here at the moment.
Some bostin' posts!
Some bostin' posts!
Theresa May for me but would consider Diane Abbot if I had the pox coupled with AIDS.
I reckon Harman looks like the sort who could get a bit flirty after a few too many glasses of fizz at someone's wedding reception.
She's got a sister too.
She's got a sister too.
Harman edges into the lead with under 11 hours to go
Does nobody want to shag Flabbott...
And who was ThommosBucket before he joined in June?
Does nobody want to shag Flabbott...
And who was ThommosBucket before he joined in June?
I would...
On the condition that when i was back-skuttling her (missionary would be a no no) she continually blurted "Do me Massa"
On the condition that when i was back-skuttling her (missionary would be a no no) she continually blurted "Do me Massa"
If blindfolds are allowed I'd be willing to do Abbott doggy style and then administer a fatal donkey punch to be able to ever look myself in the mirror afterwards.
Kit-Kat-Dan
is that a vote for ObeseOneCanoli, or not?
is that a vote for ObeseOneCanoli, or not?
Yeah go on it's nearly Christmas.
As I wrote that, I burped a little bit of sick into the back of my mouth
As I wrote that, I burped a little bit of sick into the back of my mouth
you'll be mentioned in dispatches for that Dan
I'd prefer to keep it quiet if at all possible - walls have ears you know.
Or is it sausages?
Or is it sausages?
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Widdicombe - virgin - no idea what's normal and what's not, a good choice for the sophisticated pervert.
Warsi - had 5 or 6 kids - horse collar, wears a tent.
Abbott - must have been shagged once, she has a son, while his father has a white stick and a guide dog, or an account with a sperm bank.
Harman - leading the field with under 5 hours to go, the best runner in a bad race.
Beckett - fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down - has no votes at all
May - Got so many wrinkles her clothes could be screwed on.
Harman leading by a length from Warsi, May is a further length away, 2 lengths back to ObeseoneCanoli and Widdecombe, Becket looks to have puled up.
I can't see anybody getting 20 votes 4 hours and 48 minutes left to vote.
Kit-Kat-Dan has been referred to a psychiatrist.
Warsi - had 5 or 6 kids - horse collar, wears a tent.
Abbott - must have been shagged once, she has a son, while his father has a white stick and a guide dog, or an account with a sperm bank.
Harman - leading the field with under 5 hours to go, the best runner in a bad race.
Beckett - fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down - has no votes at all
May - Got so many wrinkles her clothes could be screwed on.
Harman leading by a length from Warsi, May is a further length away, 2 lengths back to ObeseoneCanoli and Widdecombe, Becket looks to have puled up.
I can't see anybody getting 20 votes
4 hours and 48 minutes left to vote.Kit-Kat-Dan has been referred to a psychiatrist.
Reverend Libby Lane has been announced as the first female bishop for the Church of England, just a month after a historic change to canon law.
Libby's a gorgeous little minx and would get my vote in a future line up.
Libby's a gorgeous little minx and would get my vote in a future line up.
I love a challenge.
However, the biggest - and only - challenge I'd be prepared to take on out of this lot would be Harman.
Margaret Beckett is a bit too rough but she is knocking on a bit.
If you'd asked about her when she was younger.....
She was still too rough.
As for Flabbott, she couldn't be a choice. It wouldn't be possible.
However, the biggest - and only - challenge I'd be prepared to take on out of this lot would be Harman.
Margaret Beckett is a bit too rough but she is knocking on a bit.
If you'd asked about her when she was younger.....
She was still too rough.
As for Flabbott, she couldn't be a choice. It wouldn't be possible.
Harman lives down the road study, it is a serious mansion near Brockwell Park SE24.
Nice that, because after my swordsmanship, she'd be asking me to move in and I'd need somewhere nice and big where I didn't have to bump into her too often.
Bloody hell. I'm starting to have fantasies now about Harman...
And her sister...
And her other two sisters...
And her sister...
And her other two sisters...
WEIGHED IN
Harman cruised home by 3 lengths from Warsi
May was a further length back in 3rd
Widdecombe and ObeseOneCanoli were two lengths further back in a dead heat for 4th
Beckett came under orders, no Rule 4 deduction.
The Mountain Search and Rescue team have come down to east London and are in Blackwall Tunnel looking for Kit-Kat-Dan...
New thread up for round 2 in the morning
Harman cruised home by 3 lengths from Warsi
May was a further length back in 3rd
Widdecombe and ObeseOneCanoli were two lengths further back in a dead heat for 4th
Beckett came under orders, no Rule 4 deduction.
The Mountain Search and Rescue team have come down to east London and are in Blackwall Tunnel looking for Kit-Kat-Dan...
New thread up for round 2 in the morning
It's ok I'm fine if a little tender. The wife read my post and was so disgusted she gave my gentleman's area a going over with a brillo pad and domestos to purge me of evil thoughts.
For what it's worth, she reckons Harman has a touch of the sapphic dominatrix about her and can imagine her in thigh high boots wielding a big black strap-on.
I'm off for a cold shower.
For what it's worth, she reckons Harman has a touch of the sapphic dominatrix about her and can imagine her in thigh high boots wielding a big black strap-on.
I'm off for a cold shower.
pandora will flag this as a victory for Labour
Dreamt I had a blowie off Harman in the doorway of Taunton Lidl last night.
Charged me £25 for it too. Disgusting when you think she lives in a £3 million mansion.
Charged me £25 for it too. Disgusting when you think she lives in a £3 million mansion.
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