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Hell. There must be some limits, even for ChitChatters.
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Best picture of Ann I've ever seen so she gets my vote.
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knowing cmat he won't make the second round much easier, with the likes of Yasmin Alibhai-Brown and Susan Boyle waiting in the wings in their crotchless body stockings for the brave souls who've successfully navigated the
opening round. Could be a re-run of the twelve labours of Hercules here. ![]() |
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Abbot got a bye into R2
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Ands that's just the tip of the bella emberg
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HH... that photo in the link... did you take it at the face sitting demo outside parliament during the week?
Supplementary question... how do I get it off my hard drive? ![]() |
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Right click on the picture and then select set as desktop background.
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Thanks Crisp... done that. wouldn't want plod poking around and finding that one next time I'm arrested and have the laptop confiscated.
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Stick it in a folder entitled 'Kiddie Porn.' That'll show 'em.
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Updaste
Warsi and Harperson side by side May close up Widecombe further back the other two tailed off Just under 26 hours to go, unless one of them gets her fan club to look in. |
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Definitely the best thread on here at the moment.
Some bostin' posts! |
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Theresa May for me but would consider Diane Abbot if I had the pox coupled with AIDS.
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I reckon Harman looks like the sort who could get a bit flirty after a few too many glasses of fizz at someone's wedding reception.
She's got a sister too. |
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puerile thread
all of them, btw |
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Harman edges into the lead with under 11 hours to go
Does nobody want to shag Flabbott... And who was ThommosBucket before he joined in June? |
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I would...
On the condition that when i was back-skuttling her (missionary would be a no no) she continually blurted "Do me Massa" |
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Hope Stella Creasy is going to be in round two.
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If blindfolds are allowed I'd be willing to do Abbott doggy style and then administer a fatal donkey punch to be able to ever look myself in the mirror afterwards.
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ffs hh sultan
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Kit-Kat-Dan
is that a vote for ObeseOneCanoli, or not? |
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Yeah go on it's nearly Christmas.
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you'll be mentioned in dispatches for that Dan
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I'd prefer to keep it quiet if at all possible - walls have ears you know.
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Thread needs eye candy to assist voting:
Widdecombe [img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/5fe2c5d8ec0bcca63f50041e7270f21d.jpg?v=50460[/img] Warsi [img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/7858c7035da3f7e811e86e8eed528754.jpg?v=50246[/img] Abbott [img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/b75ac5c9809d8fe6d36fdfb5d8646f4a.jpg?v=50268[/img] Harman [img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/2fdaf320e9ace810db011613a4c95641.jpg?v=50552[/img] Beckett [img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/cea412709e85b6da1efea93b0f82e78c.jpg?v=50232[/img] May [img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/b913633e07655e6aeb6182523e75f592.jpg?v=50325[/img] |
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yikes I'm oot !
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Widdicombe - virgin - no idea what's normal and what's not, a good choice for the sophisticated pervert.
Warsi - had 5 or 6 kids - horse collar, wears a tent. Abbott - must have been shagged once, she has a son, while his father has a white stick and a guide dog, or an account with a sperm bank. Harman - leading the field with under 5 hours to go, the best runner in a bad race. Beckett - fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down - has no votes at all May - Got so many wrinkles her clothes could be screwed on. Harman leading by a length from Warsi, May is a further length away, 2 lengths back to ObeseoneCanoli and Widdecombe, Becket looks to have puled up. I can't see anybody getting 20 votes 4 hours and 48 minutes left to vote.Kit-Kat-Dan has been referred to a psychiatrist. |
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Reverend Libby Lane has been announced as the first female bishop for the Church of England, just a month after a historic change to canon law.
Libby's a gorgeous little minx and would get my vote in a future line up. |
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she's got a face like a rock cake
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Got to be Lemmys daughter.
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I love a challenge.
However, the biggest - and only - challenge I'd be prepared to take on out of this lot would be Harman. Margaret Beckett is a bit too rough but she is knocking on a bit. If you'd asked about her when she was younger..... She was still too rough. As for Flabbott, she couldn't be a choice. It wouldn't be possible. |
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Harman lives down the road study, it is a serious mansion near Brockwell Park SE24.
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Must be about 3 million easy.
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Nice that, because after my swordsmanship, she'd be asking me to move in and I'd need somewhere nice and big where I didn't have to bump into her too often.
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Bloody hell. I'm starting to have fantasies now about Harman...
And her sister... And her other two sisters... |
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WEIGHED IN
Harman cruised home by 3 lengths from Warsi May was a further length back in 3rd Widdecombe and ObeseOneCanoli were two lengths further back in a dead heat for 4th Beckett came under orders, no Rule 4 deduction. The Mountain Search and Rescue team have come down to east London and are in Blackwall Tunnel looking for Kit-Kat-Dan... New thread up for round 2 in the morning ![]() |
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It's ok I'm fine if a little tender. The wife read my post and was so disgusted she gave my gentleman's area a going over with a brillo pad and domestos to purge me of evil thoughts.
For what it's worth, she reckons Harman has a touch of the sapphic dominatrix about her and can imagine her in thigh high boots wielding a big black strap-on. I'm off for a cold shower. |
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pandora will flag this as a victory for Labour
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