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By:
screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 16 Dec 14 21:08
Hell. There must be some limits, even for ChitChatters.

[img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/screaming_from_beneaththewaves/4ab6fb91e059b75846ffb9d3547958d3.jpg?v=36300[/img]
By:
Charlie
When: 16 Dec 14 21:14
Best picture of Ann I've ever seen so she gets my vote.
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 16 Dec 14 21:27
knowing cmat he won't make the second round much easier, with the likes of Yasmin Alibhai-Brown and Susan Boyle waiting in the wings in their crotchless body stockings for the brave souls who've successfully navigated the
opening round.
Could be a re-run of the twelve labours of Hercules here. Sad
By:
Capt__F
When: 16 Dec 14 21:35
Abbot got a bye into R2
cd be gruesome
By:
Crisp77
When: 16 Dec 14 21:37
Ands that's just the tip of the bella emberg
By:
Clouseau
When: 16 Dec 14 21:41
HH... that photo in the link... did you take it at the face sitting demo outside parliament during the week?

Supplementary question... how do I get it off my hard drive? Shocked
By:
Crisp77
When: 16 Dec 14 21:43
Right click on the picture and then select set as desktop background.

That removes it. Plain
By:
Clouseau
When: 16 Dec 14 22:01
Thanks Crisp... done that. wouldn't want plod poking around and finding that one next time I'm arrested and have the laptop confiscated.Cool
By:
Mikael D'Haguenet
When: 16 Dec 14 22:02
Stick it in a folder entitled 'Kiddie Porn.' That'll show 'em.
By:
Clouseau
When: 16 Dec 14 22:02
Cry
By:
boxingthefox
When: 16 Dec 14 22:06
Plain
By:
call me a taxi
When: 16 Dec 14 22:23
Updaste
Warsi and Harperson side by side
May close up
Widecombe further back
the other two tailed off

Just under 26 hours to go, unless one of them gets her fan club to look in.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 17 Dec 14 04:46
Definitely the best thread on here at the moment.

Some bostin' posts!
By:
bigmo
When: 17 Dec 14 04:56
Theresa May for me but would consider Diane Abbot if I had the pox coupled with AIDS.
By:
screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 17 Dec 14 09:49
I reckon Harman looks like the sort who could get a bit flirty after a few too many glasses of fizz at someone's wedding reception.

She's got a sister too.
By:
David Fishwick Minibus Sales
When: 17 Dec 14 11:15
puerile thread


all of them, btw
By:
call me a taxi
When: 17 Dec 14 13:27
Harman edges into the lead with  under 11 hours to go

Does nobody want to shag Flabbott...

And who was ThommosBucket before he joined in June?
By:
guinness2dear
When: 17 Dec 14 13:39
I would...

On the condition that when i was back-skuttling her (missionary would be a no no) she continually blurted "Do me Massa"
By:
bigmo
When: 17 Dec 14 13:46
Laugh
By:
paddletoe
When: 17 Dec 14 13:48
Hope Stella Creasy is going to be in round two.
By:
Kit-Kat-Dan
When: 17 Dec 14 14:12
If blindfolds are allowed I'd be willing to do Abbott doggy style and then administer a fatal donkey punch to be able to ever look myself in the mirror afterwards.
By:
scandanavian_haven
When: 17 Dec 14 15:08
ffs hh sultanLaugh
By:
call me a taxi
When: 17 Dec 14 15:32
Kit-Kat-Dan

is that a  vote for ObeseOneCanoli, or not?
By:
Kit-Kat-Dan
When: 17 Dec 14 17:31
Yeah go on it's nearly Christmas.

As I wrote that, I burped a little bit of sick into the back of my mouthScared
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 17 Dec 14 17:40
you'll be mentioned in dispatches for that Dan
By:
Kit-Kat-Dan
When: 17 Dec 14 17:55
I'd prefer to keep it quiet if at all possible - walls have ears you know.

Or is it sausages?
By:
Clouseau
When: 17 Dec 14 18:15
Thread needs eye candy to assist voting:

Widdecombe
[img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/5fe2c5d8ec0bcca63f50041e7270f21d.jpg?v=50460[/img]

Warsi
[img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/7858c7035da3f7e811e86e8eed528754.jpg?v=50246[/img]

Abbott
[img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/b75ac5c9809d8fe6d36fdfb5d8646f4a.jpg?v=50268[/img]

Harman
[img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/2fdaf320e9ace810db011613a4c95641.jpg?v=50552[/img]

Beckett
[img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/cea412709e85b6da1efea93b0f82e78c.jpg?v=50232[/img]

May
[img]http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/clouseau/b913633e07655e6aeb6182523e75f592.jpg?v=50325[/img]
By:
MadVlad
When: 17 Dec 14 18:56
yikes I'm oot !
By:
call me a taxi
When: 17 Dec 14 19:12
Widdicombe - virgin - no idea what's normal and what's not, a good choice for the sophisticated pervert.

Warsi - had 5 or 6 kids - horse collar, wears a tent.

Abbott - must have been shagged once, she has a son, while his father has a white stick and a guide dog, or an account with a sperm bank.

Harman - leading the field with under 5 hours to go, the best runner in a bad race.

Beckett - fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down  - has no votes at all

May - Got so many wrinkles her clothes could be screwed on. 


Harman leading by a length from Warsi, May is a further length away, 2 lengths back to ObeseoneCanoli and Widdecombe, Becket looks to have puled up. 

I can't see anybody getting 20 votes Laugh 4 hours and 48 minutes left to vote.

Kit-Kat-Dan has been referred to a psychiatrist.
By:
Make my hay
When: 17 Dec 14 19:19
Reverend Libby Lane has been announced as the first female bishop for the Church of England, just a month after a historic change to canon law.

Libby's a gorgeous little minx and would get my vote in a future line up.
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 17 Dec 14 19:21
she's got a face like a rock cake
By:
Make my hay
When: 17 Dec 14 19:24
Got to be Lemmys daughter.
By:
STUDYFORM
When: 17 Dec 14 21:23
I love a challenge.
However, the biggest - and only - challenge I'd be prepared to take on out of this lot would be Harman.

Margaret Beckett is a bit too rough but she is knocking on a bit.
If you'd asked about her when she was younger.....


She was still too rough.

As for Flabbott, she couldn't be a choice. It wouldn't be possible.
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 17 Dec 14 21:39
Harman lives down the road study, it is a serious mansion near Brockwell Park SE24.
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 17 Dec 14 21:42
Must be about 3 million easy.
By:
STUDYFORM
When: 17 Dec 14 22:16
Nice that, because after my swordsmanship, she'd be asking me to move in and I'd need somewhere nice and big where I didn't have to bump into her too often.
By:
screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 17 Dec 14 23:51
Bloody hell. I'm starting to have fantasies now about Harman...

And her sister...

And her other two sisters...
By:
call me a taxi
When: 18 Dec 14 01:03
WEIGHED IN

Harman cruised home by 3 lengths from Warsi

May was a further length back in 3rd

Widdecombe and ObeseOneCanoli were two lengths further back in a dead heat for 4th

Beckett came under orders, no Rule 4 deduction.

The Mountain Search and Rescue team have come down to east London and are in Blackwall Tunnel looking for Kit-Kat-Dan...

New thread up for round 2 in the morning Happy
By:
Kit-Kat-Dan
When: 18 Dec 14 09:39
It's ok I'm fine if a little tender. The wife read my post and was so disgusted she gave my gentleman's area a going over with a brillo pad and domestos to purge me of evil thoughts.
For what it's worth,  she reckons Harman has a touch of the sapphic dominatrix about her and can imagine her in thigh high boots wielding a big black strap-on.
I'm off for a cold shower.
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 18 Dec 14 09:54
pandora will flag this as a victory for Labour
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