What is on or adjacent to your desk?

a sleeping cat, for me.

Busy day, Auntie?

nothing I use a laptop

Ah, hello Aunty, I've got you on the camera now, can you wave?

Jack it's "Aunty" if you don't mind and, since you ask, I've had one of the worst days ever, which I guess
you will rejoice in.....

Is that you Aunty in Kens pic? you're younger than I thought

Fek me!!! How did you do that?

I will wave, obligingly, but please don't show my face!

Is that you Aunty in Kens pic? you're younger than I thought

Yes but that was eight years ago

Aunty Post - "Card wallet (much in use at the mo)."

1.01 landed

Apologies AUNTY.

It was always 'ie.' in our family.  So much more feminine.

Your Highness, with of course the greatest of respect, please leave the talking in riddles to me, as that's what the kids are always complaining of!

fair enough AP - will do

Is that you Aunty in Kens pic? you're younger than I thought

Yes but that was eight years ago

Blimey, you must use the same broadband as Tommy Toes.

lava lamps where kicking about in the 90s in dope heads houses

crazy man

Miniature model of my Type R-GT

What have you done with the miniature model of the car showroom that always features in the photos?

Laptop, printer, BT Home Hub, telephone, banker's lamp, mouse and mouse mat, drinks coaster.

That's it .I'm a bit of a minimalist and a tidy freak.

I have an iPad now and rarely sit at the desk.

You have asked this question before, Aunty

Bankers lamp? I'm guessing that's a not very bright lamp

From left to right, on the desk

64 boxing DVDs
14 different decks of cards
A new spare mouse in its original wrapping
A spare second hand keyboard in a box
One of the last few of 50 British Airways alarm clocks that fell off the back of a lorry in 1998
A 35mm camera
A small Mickey Mouse finger puppet (too small for my fingers) 
A brass table lamp that found its way out of a hotel in Lancaster Gate
A block of polished wood that holds 6 pens, but has 3 pencils and a Bic biro in it
4 Parker pens that don't fit in the polished wood block
My watch
Photo of eldest grand-daughter
Photo of eldest daughter
Photo of them together
Photo of my dad
A Martell water jug (Minniehoma) full of cards, Ascot, Cheltenham and Aintree entry stubs
£1600 in £20 notes
4 lens for my crap telescope
2 spectacle cases
Hearing aid case
A small plate, full of odds and ends
A photo of a horse
An A4 notepad
A small notepad
3 binders with 20 boxing magazines in each
My old mobile phone
A pair of nail clippers
A cigarette lighter/flick knife
A comb
A box of co-axial cable clips
A guitar plectrum
A packet of cherry menthol Tunes
A 6ft circle of thin white rope
A plastic ruler
A guitar capo
A small spanner for the baby gate at the bottom of the stairs

8 empty CDs
A magnifying glass
A packet of Rennies
£70 cash
2 golf balls
An empty matchbox
30 guitar manuals
Hitman Contracts DVD game
Micky Flanagan DVD
Modem
Telephone
Remote control for the television
A Golden Virginia 2oz tobacco tin full of odds and ends
6 music CDs
A 35mm film

On shelves under the desk

About 20 music books
A Hewlett Packard Laserjet 5 printer that fell off the back of a lorry
A USB2.0 to IDE&SATA connection kit
A pair of 20x50 binoculars
A square Jacobs biscuit tin full of magic tricks
Various extension leads
4 empty A4 binders
My slippers (until I get up and move)

are you a magpie?

You should see the window ledges and the attic

Taxi I think your one of the unappreciated legends of this forum.

condom

used

diy

are you a magpie?

Very funny BB!

Sorry Diva, I won't ask again till next year.....

a a saleswomans fat arse.

On, or adjacent?

a saleswomans fat arse.

LARGE cat

Apparently I posted on this thread praising Taxi, good luck with finding the post haven

Nice to see Ken Masters back.

Where is he?

I think "Head In Hands Man" has been serving a custodial sentence.....

Non-funded account....his wife cut up his credit cards (and ordered a vasectomy)...so was closed automatically....is my guess

....his wife cut up his credit cards( and cancelled them at the bank...oc )

...and every day Mr Winky must get "6 of the best' as he is naughty.....just plain naughty !

Is this funny Ken ? ( he savagely attacked me, probably after a long losing streak, saying I was as funny as a brain tumor, uncalled for ! )