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and at the interval said to Mrs C that I needed to use the loo. I was dying for a pee. Anyway, I entered the lavatory to discover there were 5 urinals, all occupied, and two arsenals. One was occupied so I went into the other one. I lifted the lid to discover the largest turd imaginable there. You would guess that whoever did that was having trouble walking. I flushed the loo but not a budge of the thing. Anyway, I had my pee and I could hear the cistern filling up slowly. So I put the lid down and waited for it to fill, whereupon the peeped in but the bast@rd was still there.
I hoped when I went out that there was nobody waiting to come in and, with luck, there wasn't. I washed my hands and was drying them when somebody came in and entered that particular arsenal. "Holy ****", he cried out before making a hasty exit and going into the other one.
I was glad he hadn't seen me coming out!
I hoped when I went out that there was nobody waiting to come in and, with luck, there wasn't. I washed my hands and was drying them when somebody came in and entered that particular arsenal. "Holy ****", he cried out before making a hasty exit and going into the other one.
I was glad he hadn't seen me coming out!
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I meant to say that after the cistern filled I flushed a 2nd time!
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All venues should have a knife on a string.....what is wrong with them !
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YOU DONT GET THAT KIND OF THING HAPPENING WHEN YOU GO AND SEE SCLUB7
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Was the group The Effective Laxatives
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It's worse when you're in a lift with someone who drops one, and gets our before you've arrived at your floor, and there's every chance the lift will stop again to let someone in before you alight.
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That happened more than once in our tall building.
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I blame those veggies their sh1t always stinks
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ha ha, so does consumers of Burtons although the ale's fine.
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