The British Museum has loaned one of the Elgin Marbles for the first time.
A headless depiction of the river god Ilissos has been sent to Russia to go on display in St Petersburg's State Hermitage Museum until mid-January.
I can't see Putin missing an opportunity as big as this to act the dick (Richard), it's the first step towards global nuclear annihilation. You read it here first.
So the first time any of the things leave our shores since they have been here and we have chosen to send Putin the sculpted torso of a naked man!
He is going to go apesh1t when he sees it.
So the first time any of the things leave our shores since they have been here and we have chosen to send Putin the sculpted torso of a naked man!He is going to go apesh1t when he sees it.