The one constant in life ...

Somebody said she's gone to her sister's.

In a country where they turn back time ...

was 15/16 going out with a nice girl here mate had big ones for her age , i believe they are even bigger now , i fecked up and fell for the trap , lost the girl i was into

The larger they are the more they shut down the critical faculties(concerning intelligence, smell, hirsuteness, insanity. liveability etc).  We are such simple beings.

They say you learn by your mistakes chaser. Mind you some mistakes are better than others.

aka a think it was biggest mistake i made bird wise , butit was my fault and drink , but i knew what was happening.i regretted it but whats done is done

still speak to both as we where just kids really , but dont think ill get anther chance at either haha

Not our fault - we are hardwired to go for size.

When I was young the girl next door was a horror but I saw her at a party in a tight top and ended up with her.
Was a one night stand and I was single but I cringed when I realised I'd succumbed to a pair of t1ts and nowt else.

haha this girl was only a few doors down but a good few folk wanted her , i ws happy with what i had but i got drunk and fecked it.but it was there and tbbh cant mind much , they have kids now and one of them is to an old mate.but ended up woring beside one a few year later but just seen her as a mate , dont get me wrong if she wanted more i would have been right in there , but the feelings where gone

i got a headbutt about 4 year later from a brother haha

haha this girl was only a few doors down but a good few folk wanted her , i ws happy with what i had but i got drunk and fecked it.but it was there and tbbh cant mind much , they have kids now and one of them is to an old mate.but ended up woring beside one a few year later but just seen her as a mate , dont get me wrong if she wanted more i would have been right in there , but the feelings where gone

An unfortunate typo chaser. I hope it's the k that's missing and not an h.
Struggling to visualise you down at the Leith Docks.

i wasnt on salamander street , except when going to casino down that way

You see the footie. Was in Edinburgh shopping with the wife and stayed over. Caught the game a few hours back.
Killie would get demoted out of the championship. Could have been any score.

Strange - how when you get your hand on them, there's something missing.  The vast chasm in your being isn't filled and you tend to be helpful/sympathetic/absent - anything but satisfied.

But, bloody-footed, we blindly go onwards through showers of abuse - to embrace at last the perfect bosom - peace at last.  Or is it?

Strange - how when you get your hand on them, there's something missing.  The vast chasm in your being isn't filled and you tend to be helpful/sympathetic/absent - anything but satisfied.

But, bloody-footed, we blindly go onwards through showers of abuse - to embrace at last the perfect bosom - peace at last.  Or is it?

I think you are over thinking this bodil.

aka a miised rangers game , seen highlihta and i thought this is dundee united in orange

we will end up meeting in 2 cups

bodil has lost the berries

Maybe.

Live for the moment.

It's our ability to project time forwards and backwards that **** up our pleasure centres.

Port and lemon.

live for the moment too right , my mum lost here mum and dad in 1 and a half years , ma grannie died just before seville and she watched every game , then ma granda died a year later , on my dads sided both went in a year and a few months. ma dad doesnt say much but a know hes hurting , had a wee swallow with him tonight but he shuts it out

Your (one's) life expectancy is largely decided by (one's) your parents&+ life expectancy.

The programs here are shafting me, one way or another.  Back soon.

ill live to 100

ma old puppa was bron xmas day died boxing day he hit 78-79

My old Grannie (long since gone) on me mothers side was a Celtic supporter. She was born and brought up next to Parkhead.
She didn't have a home of her own and moved regularly between our house and her other 2 daughters.
We were the only 1 of the 3 families with a car so me dad did her flittings.
She decided she wanted to come to our house the morning after Lisbon.
Nowt to do with the fact that we were a family of Rangers supporters of course, the auld b .

In the morning you go gunning for the man who stole your water.

I'm still here.

theres a [r1ck whoes been giving ma sidter this n that n the other shes was a biy scared , am no fighter but a found out last night who he is , its some fecker who has previous with my brother , hel not be laughing soon

I think a lot of elderly parents die within a year or two of each other Chaser , it's the added shock of being alone that finishes them , imo

Getting older worries me lately , haven't got anything to look forward to , no job , no missus , so tough to live for the moment right now

Grandparents have all live till their 90's & I'm not even 40 yet , don't think i'll last another year let alone 50 !

It just occurred to me that if women had a pair of breasts on the back - to counterbalance the ones on the front - men would be happy to be equal partners in the struggle for existence.

they'd look like some dopey breed of dinosaur gone seriously wrong

Still time to get a woman into your life Mc M.
Look at chaser. He's 64 and knocking them back if they aint DD.

64 haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tul76y8cNoQ
aka you and me will fight one day

aka is a top man

true aka
but my life's just so jumbled & stressful 
I'm not sure a relationship would go well right now
I feel as though I'm just competing for my own time to exist

aka you and me will fight one day

I doubt it:

I know it`s a repeat joke but it still makes me laugh

mghtymac always kills it

i have rangers ,ates but thats just not on, it reminds me being up pentlands but not with a hu n , hahaa

macccy its a cracker though , old or not i find it lucifer

lol chaser

Ye walked right into it mate, set you and aka up

Get a woman Mc M. They give you additional worries but you forget your other worries.
Beware chaser.
I've coxed with the best. Subo, Jo Brand and Lorraine Kelly's maw to name but three. (BTW Subo would be right up your street, she's got some pair)
Bed awaits good-night all. Liked that SR song btw.

certainly did mate . tbh that pic is a cracker

coxed ffs boxed.

Freudian slip

come on kellys maw must be 70 , u dirty old geezzer

aka where you really an old boxeer

Aka was in her class at school.

Aye but shes grateful
Was Freudian mac. Anyways good-night.

Have you never heard of the Portobello Marauder ?? Well that was aka.

Goodnight Champ

Aye.
I had a summer job at Fyffes bananas.

Oh, I thought it was the Del Monte Orange factory

When you are younger the bigger the better, but as you get older a nice pert pair is what you want. You are likely to put your back out trying to kiss the n1pples of what was a big girl in her younger days.

Goodnight mate , I agree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tul76y8cNoQ


ando won the darts , mon the scots

portobello yasssssssss

big paddy whats happening

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