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... for men at least, is love of breasts. Dear god, if everything had an ample bosom we would be a peaceful and placid society. It just occurred to me that if women had a pair of breasts on the back - to counterbalance the ones on the front - men would be happy to be equal partners in the struggle for existence. Probably subservient in fact. Which just goes to show there is no such thing as intelligent design.
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Somebody said she's gone to her sister's.
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In a country where they turn back time ...
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was 15/16 going out with a nice girl here mate had big ones for her age , i believe they are even bigger now , i fecked up and fell for the trap , lost the girl i was into
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The larger they are the more they shut down the critical faculties(concerning intelligence, smell, hirsuteness, insanity. liveability etc). We are such simple beings.
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They say you learn by your mistakes chaser. Mind you some mistakes are better than others.
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aka a think it was biggest mistake i made bird wise , butit was my fault and drink , but i knew what was happening.i regretted it but whats done is done
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still speak to both as we where just kids really , but dont think ill get anther chance at either haha
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Not our fault - we are hardwired to go for size.
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When I was young the girl next door was a horror but I saw her at a party in a tight top and ended up with her.
Was a one night stand and I was single but I cringed when I realised I'd succumbed to a pair of t1ts and nowt else.  |
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haha this girl was only a few doors down but a good few folk wanted her , i ws happy with what i had but i got drunk and fecked it.but it was there and tbbh cant mind much , they have kids now and one of them is to an old mate.but ended up woring beside one a few year later but just seen her as a mate , dont get me wrong if she wanted more i would have been right in there , but the feelings where gone
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i got a headbutt about 4 year later from a brother haha
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haha this girl was only a few doors down but a good few folk wanted her , i ws happy with what i had but i got drunk and fecked it.but it was there and tbbh cant mind much , they have kids now and one of them is to an old mate.but ended up woring beside one a few year later but just seen her as a mate , dont get me wrong if she wanted more i would have been right in there , but the feelings where gone
An unfortunate typo chaser. I hope it's the k that's missing and not an h. Struggling to visualise you down at the Leith Docks. |
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i wasnt on salamander street , except when going to casino down that way |
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You see the footie. Was in Edinburgh shopping with the wife and stayed over. Caught the game a few hours back.
Killie would get demoted out of the championship. Could have been any score. |
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Strange - how when you get your hand on them, there's something missing. The vast chasm in your being isn't filled and you tend to be helpful/sympathetic/absent - anything but satisfied.
But, bloody-footed, we blindly go onwards through showers of abuse - to embrace at last the perfect bosom - peace at last. Or is it? |
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Strange - how when you get your hand on them, there's something missing. The vast chasm in your being isn't filled and you tend to be helpful/sympathetic/absent - anything but satisfied.
But, bloody-footed, we blindly go onwards through showers of abuse - to embrace at last the perfect bosom - peace at last. Or is it? I think you are over thinking this bodil. |
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aka a miised rangers game , seen highlihta and i thought this is dundee united in orange
we will end up meeting in 2 cups |
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bodil has lost the berries
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Maybe.
Live for the moment. It's our ability to project time forwards and backwards that **** up our pleasure centres. Port and lemon. |
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live for the moment too right , my mum lost here mum and dad in 1 and a half years , ma grannie died just before seville and she watched every game , then ma granda died a year later , on my dads sided both went in a year and a few months. ma dad doesnt say much but a know hes hurting , had a wee swallow with him tonight but he shuts it out
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Your (one's) life expectancy is largely decided by (one's) your parents&+ life expectancy.
The programs here are shafting me, one way or another. Back soon. |
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ill live to 100
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ma old puppa was bron xmas day died boxing day he hit 78-79
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My old Grannie (long since gone) on me mothers side was a Celtic supporter. She was born and brought up next to Parkhead.
She didn't have a home of her own and moved regularly between our house and her other 2 daughters. We were the only 1 of the 3 families with a car so me dad did her flittings. She decided she wanted to come to our house the morning after Lisbon. Nowt to do with the fact that we were a family of Rangers supporters of course, the auld b . |
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In the morning you go gunning for the man who stole your water.
I'm still here. |
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theres a [r1ck whoes been giving ma sidter this n that n the other shes was a biy scared , am no fighter but a found out last night who he is , its some fecker who has previous with my brother , hel not be laughing soon
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I think a lot of elderly parents die within a year or two of each other Chaser , it's the added shock of being alone that finishes them , imo
Getting older worries me lately , haven't got anything to look forward to , no job , no missus , so tough to live for the moment right now  |
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Grandparents have all live till their 90's & I'm not even 40 yet , don't think i'll last another year let alone 50 !
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It just occurred to me that if women had a pair of breasts on the back - to counterbalance the ones on the front - men would be happy to be equal partners in the struggle for existence.
they'd look like some dopey breed of dinosaur gone seriously wrong  |
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Still time to get a woman into your life Mc M.
Look at chaser. He's 64 and knocking them back if they aint DD. |
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64 haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tul76y8cNoQ
aka you and me will fight one day aka is a top man |
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true aka
 but my life's just so jumbled & stressful I'm not sure a relationship would go well right now I feel as though I'm just competing for my own time to exist |
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aka you and me will fight one day
I doubt it: [ This image is no longer available. ] |
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I know it`s a repeat joke but it still makes me laugh
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mghtymac always kills it i have rangers ,ates but thats just not on, it reminds me being up pentlands but not with a hu n , hahaa |
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macccy its a cracker though , old or not i find it lucifer
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lol chaser
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