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Altrincham, Beckenham, Birmingham,  Buckingham, Chatham,  Cheltenham,  Chesham,  Durham, East Ham, Eastham, Evesham,  Gillingham,  Ham, Horsham,  Lewisham,  Newsham,  Nottingham,  Oldham, Rotherham, Tottenham, West Ham, Wrexham; are all places ending in 'ham that I have visited at some point or other and drank a pint of ale.

Billingham, Chippenham, Dereham,  Faversham, Haversham, Hexham; are all places ending in 'ham that I aspire to visit one day and drink a pint of ale.

Are there any otters I need to add? ... might have missed a few I have already been to so any suggestions can be added to either list.

Thank you for your assistance. Plain

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By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 08:38
Burnham, Westerham
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 08:39
Btw, there's a Gillingham in Dorset and Kent
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 08:40
Dagenham
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 08:43
Thank you nick backer.

Would folk be so kind as to add wtf these places are in the country so I can work out a sustainable and efficient route. Not going to do them all in one go but can pick a few off at a time so to speak... UK only please. Let's keep it real! Happy
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 08:43
Mottingham (with an 'M'), Wrotham, Ham
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 08:45
Hersham (Surrey), Greenham (Berks).

Sorry - you said Ham.
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 08:46
Altrincham, Beckenham, Birmingham,  Buckingham, Chatham,  Cheltenham,  Chesham,  Dagenham, Durham, East Ham, Eastham, Evesham,  Gillingham (Kent), Ham, Horsham,  Lewisham,  Newsham,  Nottingham,  Oldham, Rotherham, Tottenham, West Ham, Wrexham; are all places ending in 'ham that I have visited at some point or other and drank a pint of ale.

Billingham, Burnham, Chippenham, Dereham,  Faversham, Gillingham (Dorset), Haversham, Hexham, Westerham; are all places ending in 'ham that I aspire to visit one day and drink a pint of ale.
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 08:49
Amersham (at the end of the Metropolitan Line, near Chesham)
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 08:50
Altrincham, Beckenham, Birmingham,  Buckingham, Chatham,  Cheltenham,  Chesham,  Dagenham, Durham, East Ham, Eastham, Evesham,  Gillingham (Kent), Greenham, Ham, Horsham,  Lewisham,  Newsham,  Nottingham,  Oldham, Rotherham, Tottenham, West Ham, Wrexham; are all places ending in 'ham that I have visited at some point or other and drank a pint of ale.

Billingham, Burnham, Chippenham, Dereham,  Faversham, Gillingham (Dorset), Haversham, Hersham (Surrey),Hexham, Mottingham (with an 'M'),Westerham, Wrotham, ; are all places ending in 'ham that I aspire to visit one day and drink a pint of ale.
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 08:51
Altrincham, Amersham (at the end of the Metropolitan Line, near Chesham), Beckenham, Birmingham,  Buckingham, Chatham,  Cheltenham,  Chesham,  Dagenham, Durham, East Ham, Eastham, Evesham,  Gillingham (Kent), Greenham, Ham, Horsham,  Lewisham,  Newsham,  Nottingham,  Oldham, Rotherham, Tottenham, West Ham, Wrexham; are all places ending in 'ham that I have visited at some point or other and drank a pint of ale.

Billingham, Burnham, Chippenham, Dereham,  Faversham, Gillingham (Dorset), Haversham, Hersham (Surrey),Hexham, Mottingham (with an 'M'),Westerham, Wrotham, ; are all places ending in 'ham that I aspire to visit one day and drink a pint of ale.
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 09:04
How could you forget Clapham and Balham?
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 09:04
...and Peckham and Streatham
By:
Barry Conway
When: 27 Nov 14 09:08
Odiham Cosham (hants) Bosham (Sussex) Fareham Wickham (Hants again). You could quite easily do them in a pub crawl if you took your car.
By:
Barry Conway
When: 27 Nov 14 09:10
Not forgetting Hamm in Germany.
By:
macarony
When: 27 Nov 14 09:36
Since the grandad of chit chat feels so strongly about Newham and its takeover by third world vagabonds, should chit chat raise an army to retake the fallen ground in the name Great Britain?
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 09:40
i_agree_with_nick 27 Nov 14 09:04
How could you forget Clapham and Balham?


Have you ever been to Balham? What can you remember about it? ... Exactly! Silly
By:
rob_dylan
When: 27 Nov 14 09:52
Shoreham
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 10:36
Feltham (Middx, nr Staines)
Wokingham (Berks)
Effingham (Surrey)
Fetcham (Surrey)
Windlesham (Surrey)
By:
Ken Masters
When: 27 Nov 14 10:37
Farnham
Ham
By:
Ken Masters
When: 27 Nov 14 10:38
Ah right, the thread's been updated since I opened it an hour ago...
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 10:40
Fulham!
Thatcham (Berks)
Twickenham
Wareham (Dorset)
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 16:50
Altrincham, Amersham (at the end of the Metropolitan Line, near Chesham), Balham, Beckenham, Birmingham,  Buckingham, Chatham,  Cheltenham,  Chesham,  Clapham, Dagenham, Durham, East Ham, Eastham, Effingham (Surrey), Evesham,  Fareham, Feltham, Fetcham (Surrey), Fulham, Gillingham (Kent), Greenham, Ham, Horsham,  Lewisham,  Newsham,  Nottingham,  Oldham, Peckham, Rotherham, Shoreham, Streatham, Tottenham, Twickenham, Wareham (Dorset), West Ham, Wrexham; are all places ending in 'ham that I have visited at some point or other and drank a pint of ale.

Billingham, Bosham (Sussex), Burnham, Chippenham, Cosham (Hants.), Dereham,  Faversham, Gillingham (Dorset), Haversham, Hersham (Surrey),Hexham, Mottingham (with an 'M'), Odiham (Hants.), Thatcham (Berks), Westerham, Wickham, Windlesham (Surrey), Wokingham (Berks), Wrotham; are all places ending in 'ham that I aspire to visit one day and drink a pint of ale.


Thanks to those people who have taken the time to reply with suggestions. If I haven't updated my list with your 'ham it would be due to lethargy and that the list is getting longer than I expected and, frankly, due to that very fact I am rapidly going off the idea. Any omissions should not be taken as a personal slight.Plain
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 16:52
Altrincham, Amersham (at the end of the Metropolitan Line, near Chesham), Balham, Beckenham, Birmingham,  Buckingham, Chatham,  Cheltenham,  Chesham,  Clapham, Dagenham, Durham, East Ham, Eastham, Effingham (Surrey), Evesham,  Fareham, Feltham, Fetcham (Surrey), Fulham, Gillingham (Kent), Greenham, Ham, Horsham,  Lewisham,  Newsham,  Nottingham,  Oldham, Peckham, Rotherham, Shoreham, Streatham, Tottenham, Twickenham, Wareham (Dorset), West Ham, Wrexham; are all places ending in 'ham that I have visited at some point or other and drank a pint of ale.

Billingham, Bosham (Sussex), Burnham, Chippenham, Cosham (Hants.), Dereham,  Farnham, Faversham, Gillingham (Dorset), Haversham, Hersham (Surrey),Hexham, Mottingham (with an 'M'), Odiham (Hants.), Thatcham (Berks), Westerham, Wickham, Windlesham (Surrey), Wokingham (Berks), Wrotham; are all places ending in 'ham that I aspire to visit one day and drink a pint of ale.
By:
MisterBadger
When: 27 Nov 14 16:53
Wickham
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 16:53
p.s. I have tried to assemble the lists in alphabetical order so if anybody else was thinking of suggesting Ham, please go to the section beginning with "H" and see if it has been listed there. Silly
By:
MisterBadger
When: 27 Nov 14 16:53
oops
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 16:55
^^^ same rule applies to Wickham... Shocked
By:
wit-ham
When: 27 Nov 14 17:43
Witham
Wickham Bishops
Corringham
Waltham Abbey
Higham
Aldham
Langham
Paglesham
Little Henham
Great Waltham
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 18:01
wit-ham wrote

Witham
Wickham Bishops
Corringham
Waltham Abbey
Higham
Aldham
Langham
Paglesham
Little Henham
Great Waltham


Thank you wit-ham. Have done Witham and Waltham Abbey, although the latter and Wickham Bishops are disqualified due to their lack of conformity to the primary stated criteria.

Feck me there's hundreds. Cry
By:
Hank Hill
When: 27 Nov 14 18:07
Bellingham  - near Catford
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 18:15
Oakham (Rutland)
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 18:18
Sheringham
Swaffham
Sandringham
Gressingham
By:
call me a taxi
When: 27 Nov 14 19:59
Clouseau   
27 Nov 14 16:52 
Altrincham, Amersham (at the end of the Metropolitan Line, near Chesham), Balham, Beckenham, Birmingham,  Buckingham, Chatham,  Cheltenham,  Chesham,  Clapham, Dagenham, Durham, East Ham, Eastham, Effingham (Surrey), Evesham,  Fareham, Feltham, Fetcham (Surrey), Fulham, Gillingham (Kent), Greenham, Ham, Horsham,  Lewisham,  Newsham,  Nottingham,  Oldham, Peckham, Rotherham, Shoreham, Streatham, Tottenham, Twickenham, Wareham (Dorset), West Ham, Wrexham; are all places ending in 'ham that I have visited at some point or other and drank a pint of ale.

Billingham, Bosham (Sussex), Burnham, Chippenham, Cosham (Hants.), Dereham,  Farnham, Faversham, Gillingham (Dorset), Haversham, Hersham (Surrey),Hexham, Mottingham (with an 'M'), Odiham (Hants.), Thatcham (Berks), Westerham, Wickham, Windlesham (Surrey), Wokingham (Berks), Wrotham; are all places ending in 'ham that I aspire to visit one day and drink a pint of ale.



Depending on your age, Inspector, you may have, or may have not, visited 2 places on your list. 

OY!!!


You can't have West Ham and East Ham, as they no longer exist, unless you visited there before 1965, which was when they were separate entities, then they were merged to form the wonderful multicultural haven of Newham

Other West Ham trivia for those who have never read it before,there can't be many left on here now...

Thames Ironworks F.C. used to play their matches at the Memorial Grounds in West Ham. In 1904 they became West Ham United and moved to 'Upton Park' or 'The Boleyn Ground', whichever you prefer, as they are the same place.

What does all this mean I hear you ask...

I'll tell you...

It means that West Ham United have NEVER played a match in West Ham.

The entrance gates in Green Street are in West Ham, but the pitch itself is well back from the road, and is across the border, in East Ham. 

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However, you can have Westham on your list to visit, if you have not already done so.

It's about 5 miles away from Eastbourne, near Pevensey Castle, and where my dad's sister lived for 45 happy years.
By:
akabula
When: 27 Nov 14 20:03
If I ever get on Mastermind my specialist subject is going to be Newham.
Every aspect of the place is covered on here. Laugh
By:
call me a taxi
When: 27 Nov 14 20:07
Stick around Laugh

I just spotted a Sol Campbell thread

he went to my old school, when it became a 1,300 pupil 'Community School', not when it was a 400 pupil Technical school.
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 20:12
Brixham
Medmenham
By:
Clouseau
When: 27 Nov 14 20:31
The entrance gates in Green Street are in West Ham, but the pitch itself is well back from the road, and is across the border, in East Ham.

I will for ever defer to your greater knowledge, CMAT, of this particular corner of the great metropolis but your use of the present tense in the above sentence would indicate that the nomenclatures are still in current usage and they certainly were when I passed, rather quickly I might add, through the locality first in the early 1980s. I have been there since and enjoyed a good old jellied mash and eels, or something, and a knees up with a local cockney geezer chap by the name of Mustafa.

In other news, I thank everyone for their contributions, however, I have looked some of the places up on Google Maps and they appear to consist of a hedge. If we could keep to 'hams with at least some point of interest such as their own newspaper, a choice of pubs, a brothel or a mosque I would be most grateful. Grin
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 27 Nov 14 20:42
Point taken, Clouseau.

Egham (nr Staines)
Caterham
Caversham (a disrict of Reading)
Cookham (Berks, nr Maidenhead). A couple of nice pubs and an excellent Indian restaurant.

Medmenham, which I mentioned earlier, is little more than a hamlet but is of some historical significance.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 27 Nov 14 20:54
Clouseau   
27 Nov 14 20:31 
I will for ever defer to your greater knowledge, CMAT, of this particular corner of the great metropolis but your use of the present tense in the above sentence would indicate that the nomenclatures are still in current usage


This is true of the older generation.

I was born and raised in West Ham, and would NEVER say that I was from Newham to anybody who asked where I was from.

Even 'West Ham' has its own version of 'who's who'.

Most of the people who watch east end telly programmes have heard of Canning Town.

Even Britain's greatest living actor, Mr Danny Dyer, says he's from Canning Town. In truth, he's from Custom House, the same as me, but nobody has heard of it. It's a much smaller area within the MASSIVE E.16 postal district that covers both CH and CT, plus Silvertown and North Woolwich.

You get a better class of hooligan from Custom House Happy
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