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Report rob_dylan November 25, 2014 4:27 PM GMT
ffs he's like 60+ years old. I think he's getting worse.
Report YOMOMMA November 25, 2014 4:29 PM GMT
He's a plank.
Report Eeternaloptimist November 25, 2014 5:12 PM GMT
He's a heck of a lot better than you lot. By the way who is Curly, Larry and Moe out of you jokers?
Report Burton-Brewers November 25, 2014 5:14 PM GMT
Laugh
Report scandanavian_haven November 25, 2014 5:26 PM GMT
I'm led to believe he has more than one username.
Report SlippyBlue November 25, 2014 7:13 PM GMT
^^

No he hasn't, you are wrong there.
Report kenny mann November 25, 2014 7:14 PM GMT
rob is an ageist twatt
Report scandanavian_haven November 25, 2014 7:20 PM GMT
Fair enough slippy, but how would anyone who isn't him actually  knowShocked
Report YOMOMMA November 25, 2014 7:20 PM GMT
call me a taxi, dr crippen, kenny mann and eeternaloptimist are the same person?
Report Kweeveen November 25, 2014 7:41 PM GMT
he must have been an interrogator in his day......fecking tortured me over my quizzes..Angry............................Silly
Report YOMOMMA November 25, 2014 7:47 PM GMT
Man City v Bayern has started.
Report pumphol. November 25, 2014 8:11 PM GMT
CMAT has only one user name in use now, that is a 100% certainty.
Report akabula November 25, 2014 8:54 PM GMT
CMAT has only one user name in use now, that is a 100% certainty

How would you know unless you are him? Oh no another name. Sad
How many names does he have? My guess would be at least 5.
Report pumphol. November 25, 2014 9:47 PM GMT
akabula    25 Nov 14 20:54 

How would you know unless you are him? Oh no another name. Sad
How many names does he have? My guess would be at least 5.



Oh the massive deflection trick, its not me but everyone else Laugh
Well I was told by the man himself it was one but your a prime suspect then if he has another!
Report Eeternaloptimist November 25, 2014 9:49 PM GMT
Not with a name like akabula. Laugh
Report pumphol. November 25, 2014 9:50 PM GMT
That's where he is being clever, good idea really no-one will ever suspect Laugh
Report akabula November 25, 2014 9:50 PM GMT
Laugh
Report call me a taxi November 25, 2014 11:13 PM GMT
YOMOMMA    25 Nov 14 19:20 
call me a taxi, dr crippen, kenny mann and eeternaloptimist are the same person?


There is only one me.

£5k says nobody can prove otherwise.

Come on gamblers, take me on.

And when you've lost, you can send the money here.

The Rainbow Ward
Newham University Hospital NHS Trust
Glen Rd
Plaistow
Newham
London. E13
Report Clungehungry November 25, 2014 11:41 PM GMT
There's a difference between someone who has multiple accounts so they can laugh at their own jokes and back themself up, and someone wo has had multiple accounts because one after the other, they get banned. I have only ever known one person, albeit with many names, bang on about Newham.
Report call me a taxi November 25, 2014 11:45 PM GMT
Clungehungry    25 Nov 14 23:41 
There's a difference between someone who has multiple accounts so they can laugh at their own jokes and back themself up,



There certainly is Sparky. LaughLaugh
Report Capt__F November 25, 2014 11:46 PM GMT
more comebacks than Frank Sinatra
Report naydam November 25, 2014 11:50 PM GMT
Yes, their is only one 'Call Me a Taxi'. By that, I mean that he doesn't seem to post under any other name. He may have done so in the past perhaps by necessity, maybe by design, but I think CMAT's tightly focussed views would be a dead give-away if he tried to assume another persona.

'Call Me' is a one-off and, with his interests, views and general demeanour and for that, we should be grateful.
Report SlippyBlue November 25, 2014 11:51 PM GMT
cmat could call himself the Dalai Lama, Letitia Dean or Oscar Wilde and I'd spot him in a nano second. We all have our own way of writing and thought process which is not difficult to recognise. The Newham mentions are always a help though to be fair.Plain
Report naydam November 25, 2014 11:52 PM GMT
Slight grammatical f**k-up at the end, there!  LaughLaugh
Report Capt__F November 25, 2014 11:54 PM GMT
fare dos
Report Torquemada November 25, 2014 11:57 PM GMT
I think it should be tits out at the very least and preferably some bush as well.
Report Greg_Gory November 25, 2014 11:58 PM GMT
ok Facts i'll go first


YOUR A TAXI Laugh
Report Clungehungry November 25, 2014 11:58 PM GMT
I think you will fiud I never do thar
Report scandanavian_haven November 26, 2014 12:15 AM GMT
One mention of a a possible multi account user and lo and behold a lorry load of other usernames come out of the woodwork to back him upLaugh I jest, or do IMischief
Report crags November 26, 2014 1:01 AM GMT
cmat has always had the backing of a lot of foot soldiers, but their number is getting less and less Wink Anyway, think we've all realized that these forums are pretty much a waste of time and only important to people with no meaningful lives in the real world?

I'm still posting a bit though Blush
Report scandanavian_haven November 26, 2014 1:19 AM GMT
i've seen some posters with over 100,000 postsShocked
Report crags November 26, 2014 1:37 AM GMT
If you added together all of cmat's posts in his various names it must come close to 250,000 thousand.. maybe even more!. what a waste of human life
Report paddletoe November 26, 2014 1:51 AM GMT
I was interested to find out why callmeataxi had such strong views on immigration as he has lots of views on other things we would agree on. He kindly took the time to write me a long reply and I have to say I can see things from his point of view. He is not against immigration because he dislikes foreigners or people of different colours. He give lots of reasons why he has evolved his opinion on immigration over many years by the things which have happened in the place he comes from.

On the specific and sole issue of immigration I think the reason why ukip are attracting so many supporters is that on the whole when the people asking for their votes talk they do so with authenticity and a belief in what they are saying whether their views are wrong or wrong. When politicians from the other main parties talk they don't speak with the same beliefs. They will say anything at times. I think when ukip have to talk about other issues their supporters will not be so united in the way they are about immigration.
Report paddletoe November 26, 2014 1:52 AM GMT
whether their views are right or wrong that should have been.
Report Paddy Hair November 26, 2014 2:41 AM GMT
Seemed like a pleasant elderly gentleman the day I met him, but then described me as looking like Terry Biddlecombe. It was at that point I suspected the "mince pies" were gone because I look like a fat George Clooney, the poor soul can't see what he is typing.

CMAT, Henrietta says hello Laugh
Report rubhahunish November 26, 2014 7:51 AM GMT
'He's a muppet, but he's our muppet'
Report Mikael D'Haguenet November 26, 2014 11:03 AM GMT
Paddy Hair     26 Nov 14 02:41 
Seemed like a pleasant elderly gentleman the day I met him, but then described me as looking like Terry Biddlecombe.


Presumably your insta-response was 'f*ck off, Dave Angel!'
Report Wesdag November 26, 2014 12:28 PM GMT
A hypocrite who bangs on and on about the number of immigrants in his beloved Newham but yet compounds the supposed problem by selling his property to one.

You couldn't make it up.
Report pumphol. November 26, 2014 1:30 PM GMT
scandanavian_haven    26 Nov 14 00:15 
One mention of a a possible multi account user and lo and behold a lorry load of other usernames come out of the woodwork to back him up



Blimey you were the last one I would of suspected of being CMAT Shocked
Report Pokermonster November 26, 2014 3:57 PM GMT
I'm CMAT and so is my wife.
Report Crisp77 November 26, 2014 4:43 PM GMT
I'm CMAT and I'm just a minute away.
Report Crisp77 November 26, 2014 4:43 PM GMT
Turning onto your street now...
Report Crisp77 November 26, 2014 4:43 PM GMT
Beep, Beep
Report call me a taxi November 26, 2014 7:11 PM GMT
Wesdag    26 Nov 14 12:28 
A hypocrite who bangs on and on about the number of immigrants in his beloved Newham but yet compounds the supposed problem by selling his property to one.

You couldn't make it up.


If there was an indigenous white family who were :

A) Mad enough to move INTO Newham from somewhere else

and

B) Willing to pay the asking price

they'd have got it.

But there's no such family, be easier to find a needle in a haystack. Laugh



You should have been here 10 years ago when there 28 on this forum alone that had either lived or worked there.

Now there are none.

And they know a lot more about Newham than you do.

There are not many 'desirable areas' in Newham, but one of them was Cumberland Road.

FYI, one of the houses I looked at 12 years ago was in this road, and a bargain at £105k. It was next door but one to my best mate (who has also now left the Borough) and was owned by an 88 year old widow. She had her visit from the Halifax, and they stuck their sign in her garden.

However, the first ones to view were Africans. Unbothered by being PC. she opened the door, took one look, said 'I'm not selling my house to you.' and closed the door. Laugh

The Halifax rep visited, and she said that if she was going to say things like that, they couldn't put their sign in the garden.

She told the rep 'I've been neighbours with next door for over 40 years, I wouldn't do that to them, so take your facking sign down.'

Mind you, the Halifax kept it on their books, they're not that PC.
Report scandanavian_haven November 26, 2014 7:19 PM GMT
Take a look around Newham on Google Streetview, nowhere near as bad as cmat's would have you believe. Many very clean and plush looking streets.
Report call me a taxi November 26, 2014 7:20 PM GMT
paddletoe    26 Nov 14 01:51 
I was interested to find out why callmeataxi had such strong views on immigration as he has lots of views on other things we would agree on. He kindly took the time to write me a long reply and I have to say I can see things from his point of view. He is not against immigration because he dislikes foreigners or people of different colours. He give lots of reasons why he has evolved his opinion on immigration over many years by the things which have happened in the place he comes from.

On the specific and sole issue of immigration I think the reason why ukip are attracting so many supporters is that on the whole when the people asking for their votes talk they do so with authenticity and a belief in what they are saying whether their views are wrong or wrong. When politicians from the other main parties talk they don't speak with the same beliefs. They will say anything at times. I think when ukip have to talk about other issues their supporters will not be so united in the way they are about immigration.


Paddletoe
That doesn't cut any ice with the left wing w@nkers, they can't read anything over 10 lines long. That's why it never got onto this forum. They'd be 5 lines in and start nitpicking, without reading the rest of it.
Report call me a taxi November 26, 2014 7:22 PM GMT
scandanavian_haven    26 Nov 14 19:19 
Take a look around Newham on Google Streetview, nowhere near as bad as cmat's would have you believe. Many very clean and plush looking streets.


Why are you looking on Google maps, you said you'd been there.

I refer you to the post I'm talking about in my previous post.

One of the lines is 'Nice buildings don't make it a nice area.'
Report scandanavian_haven November 26, 2014 7:47 PM GMT
I have been there, I'm telling others who haven't too look, also, I haven't been through very street, go into a few random streets and that's the impression
Report YOMOMMA November 26, 2014 8:14 PM GMT
Still banging on about Newham. Laugh
Report call me a taxi November 26, 2014 9:56 PM GMT
Still trying to make a point, are you?

Even though you posted 'Who gives a fack about Newham?'

You weirdo. LaughLaughLaugh
Report Facts November 26, 2014 11:04 PM GMT
* doesn't
Report YOMOMMA November 26, 2014 11:26 PM GMT
cmat reminds me of an old whinging woman and he has to have the last word. Doesn't sound to bright either, no wonder he's from/lived in a deprived area in East London.

His other name is Dr crippen and he spends all day talking to himself. Nutter. LaughLaughLaugh
Report call me a taxi November 26, 2014 11:30 PM GMT
YOMOMMA    25 Nov 14 19:20 
call me a taxi, dr crippen, kenny mann and eeternaloptimist are the same person?

There is only one me.

£5k says nobody can prove otherwise.

Come on gamblers, take me on.

And when you've lost, you can send the money here.

The Rainbow Ward
Newham University Hospital NHS Trust
Glen Rd
Plaistow
Newham
London. E13


Put your money where your big mouth is.
Report Capt__F November 26, 2014 11:32 PM GMT
too
Report YOMOMMA November 26, 2014 11:32 PM GMT
At least I have some money, you're from Newham. You poor, foolish, uneducated old man. Laugh
Report call me a taxi November 26, 2014 11:33 PM GMT
Doesn't sound to bright either, no wonder he's from/lived in a deprived area in East London.

Not bright enough to put 'too' instead of 'to', were you? LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report crags November 26, 2014 11:37 PM GMT
A sad thread Sad
Report call me a taxi November 26, 2014 11:39 PM GMT
Fack off then Laugh
Report crags November 26, 2014 11:41 PM GMT
Pity we can't go back about 11 or twelve years ago when TGM was a good poster.

Not forgetting how we all laughed atposts by SDK as well.

Happy days
Report crags November 26, 2014 11:42 PM GMT
(space)
Report call me a taxi November 26, 2014 11:43 PM GMT
TGM was one of the best posters on here....imo
Report crags November 26, 2014 11:44 PM GMT
Glimmer, I still like to look on here last thing to see what's going on in chit chat land.
Report call me a taxi November 26, 2014 11:47 PM GMT
You can go to bed now then.

Yomomma has bottled the bet, es fully expected.
Report crags November 26, 2014 11:49 PM GMT
Night, big fella Happy
Report pumphol. November 27, 2014 12:12 AM GMT
Knew it would eventually turn into a love in Silly
Report SlippyBlue November 27, 2014 12:35 AM GMT
Those two should just get a room pumps, there has been underlying tension between cmat and crags for ages.Plain
Report pumphol. November 27, 2014 12:39 AM GMT
Really Slipps I never noticed Wink
Report SlippyBlue November 27, 2014 12:48 AM GMT
Live and let live I say pumps, I think they will make a lovely couple mesen Mischief
Report call me a taxi November 27, 2014 12:52 AM GMT
fack off Laugh
Report akabula November 27, 2014 12:52 AM GMT
They're waiting until Friday to get a cheap room.
Flirting with each other just now to pump up the tension.
Report SlippyBlue November 27, 2014 1:07 AM GMT
Silly
Report Angel Gabrial November 27, 2014 1:52 AM GMT
Friday is the 2nd most expensive night of the week to book a room.

They should meet up while they are both erect, it will be cost effective as well as it is still midweek rate.
Report Ken Masters November 27, 2014 10:45 AM GMT
Can you book a room for 30 seconds?
Report RickiBobby November 27, 2014 11:28 AM GMT
cmat has always had the backing of a lot of foot soldiers, but their number is getting less and less Wink Anyway, think we've all realized that these forums are pretty much a waste of time and only important to people with no meaningful lives in the real world?

I'm still posting a bit though Blush


LaughBlush
Report call me a taxi November 27, 2014 8:22 PM GMT
Plain
Report crags November 27, 2014 10:34 PM GMT
A happy thread Grin
Report akabula November 27, 2014 10:38 PM GMT
Friday is the 2nd most expensive night of the week to book a room.

They're hoping to get a Black Friday discount though Angel.
Report boxingthefox November 27, 2014 10:38 PM GMT
A most pleasing thread, maybe not for Distorted facts, who decided to open this fred, but hey ho.
Report akabula November 27, 2014 10:40 PM GMT
It's the OP that needs to get a life. Laugh
Report boxingthefox November 27, 2014 10:41 PM GMT
Wink
Report SlippyBlue November 27, 2014 10:56 PM GMT
Have they hooked up yet? Devon and Norfolk so maybe somewhere like Windsor or Newbury would be a happy medium.
Report boxingthefox November 27, 2014 11:00 PM GMT
It won't happen on here slippy. Sad
Report crags November 27, 2014 11:18 PM GMT
Wish I was a happy medium again. Been size L for a few years now Sad
Report SlippyBlue November 27, 2014 11:39 PM GMT
Just play nicely, I care about you both OK.Love
Report call me a taxi November 27, 2014 11:50 PM GMT
poof
Report crags November 28, 2014 12:05 AM GMT
I wouldn't stand for that, Slippy.
Report akabula November 28, 2014 12:08 AM GMT
You suggesting he should lie down for it? Wink
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