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DAVID MELLOR'S TAXI RANT.
DAVID MELLOR'S TAXI RANT.
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Y'all need to google Glesga artists like Ken Currie and Peter Howson -- you never saw such a sorry bunch of miserable basturts ready tae start a fight...wi' MELEE WEAPONS...
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It's baltic up here...ye need tae fight just to keep warm...
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Ideal moment to parachute Antonia De Sancha into I'm A Celebrity... imo.
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he represented everything that was disgusting about the 90's Tories, made my night back in '97 seeing him on that stage finally ousted.
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Working class taxi driver does pompous tory prat up like a kipper
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Velasquez
25 Nov 14 12:11 "And how do you like to spend your free time, David, your PRIVATE MOMENTS so to speak...?" "Well, I...I love classical music, especially opera, and I'm a huge fan of Chelsea FC - I have been since I was a boy - but most of all I do so enjoy ranting rabidly at London cabbies - mainly black cab drivers. Yes, I thoroughly enjoy covering the back seat in spit and sweat as I assail them with my credentials as a QC, broadcaster, politician and all round power-broker. It is in these special PRIVATE MOMENTS that I most feel at ease..." Are they: 1) cab drivers who are black? 2) drivers of black cabs 3) black drivers of black cabs? We should be told. |
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BBC news report : "black-cab drivers"........there ye are ; a little goes a long way...fixed that fer ye...
Hill Rise - Kentucky Derby winner... High-Rise - Derby winner... |
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The David Mellor Repugnant Diatribe Handicap Tricast :
1.....Hi Rice 2.....Unintentional Assonance 3.....Atrocious Halitosis 4.....Black Cab Driver Perm any 3 from 4. |
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any of them got a first time tongue strap?
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 All of 'em - shut the feckers up...WARNING : ACHTUNG : Bible quote coming up... |
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"A bit in the mouth of a horse controls the whole horse. A small rudder on a huge ship in the hands of a skilled captain sets a course in the face of the strongest winds. A word out of your mouth may seem of no account, but it can accomplish nearly anything—or destroy it!
It only takes a spark, remember, to set off a forest fire. A careless or wrongly placed word out of your mouth can do that. By our speech we can ruin the world, turn harmony to chaos, throw mud on a reputation, send the whole world up in smoke and go up in smoke with it, smoke right from the pit of hell." Taxi for Mellor! |
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Very good.
They could/should put that in Twitter's Terms & Conditions.  |
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to the power |
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Big Ron...Gerald Ratner...etc.
One word can destroy a whole career...probably not a modern phenomenon, either... |
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My mate saw him in a bar in Clacton one night, kissing the celebrity chef Rusty Lee.
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OMG
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CMAT kissed Rusty Lee...?!
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no CMAT IS Rusty Lee!
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hahahahaha!!
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Fookin' 'eck - talk about a STING IN THE TAIL...????
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and on that bomb shell I shall away to the battle cruiser
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peculiar thread
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Tommy - is that a STING IN THE TALE or what...? Tell me, Tommy - tell me!! My surprise is giving way to SHOCK...and that SHOCK is, in turn, giving way to UTTER ANGER!!
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Tommy Toes 25 Nov 14 18:13
hahahahaha!! Very good Rustie Lee impression, there, Tommy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaeDtsPRMFQ |
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I'm not surprised, Vel.
I'm just watching the fat, false weasel on BBC News about the story now. |
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- that's Mellor by the way, not CMAT!
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Hee hee - sly whistling EMOTICON here, Tommy, instead of a non-plussed plain one :
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me,too, Tommy - what a mess he looked in the photograph at his partner's investiture.
How he can call anybody sweaty is beyond me - he looks like he has n't washed his hair since he was a teenager... |
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Very funny Vel!
ReeseHeath, think he's referring to the Scots in the vernacular with the 'sweaty'. The ignorant piece of 'upper class' sewage. |
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I've just read a bit of the first bit on here - and it seems he wasn't talking in the vernacular about the Scots.
Pardon me for the assumption - but he just needs shooting in the face anyway! |
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Tommy, ffs!
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It's just as well you've got your own pub, Tommy Toes - I would loved to have heard you say all that in a Glasgow pub!...
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at least this non event wasn't given any airtime on ITV news.
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Haha Vel!
I heard one of the best lines ever last week when I asked someone "Why is everyone so drunk today on a Monday?" "Because we're Irishmen, Tommy. Because we're Irishmen." |
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This is what happens to anyone who messes with Kenny 'The Weegie Slayer' Mann.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm7r21c2VKQ |
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shooting in the face would be akin to cosmetic surgery in his case...
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