"Paper clip, just bend it vertical and you have perfect scoop"

You need to post a pic of this, as bending it vertically is a nonsense instruction!
How different would it be bending it sideways, and which part of it, and how much of it are you suggesting to bend it?

Oh, and what size of paper clip please?

For Christ's sake, your ears are somewhat precious,are they not, and to even consider such action is asking for trouble....imo!

good grief!

I am not about to put a picture or detailed instuctions of something that is patently obvious!

You might spend half your life on here, some of us have better things to do.
Carry on pouring olive oil down your ears.

For Christ's sake, your ears are somewhat precious,are they not, and to even consider such action is asking for trouble