Stoke under attack from Aliens! Youve done it this time Tommy Toes

There has been a 10 fold increase in reported alien abductions this year.

nightclub-style spotlights. case closed.

they were told to find a black hole not a sh1thole

I'm sure I've warned him of the dangers of moving satellites around before

Maybe they were searching for intelligent life.

Tommy knows I'm joking, Stoke is much more than just a sh1thole

If tommy gave them directions back to Alpha Centauri then they are f*****.

Your boys are doing well tonight BB

it's new manager fluke syndrome

The case closed...or elaborate cover story
http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Mystery-solved-Source-strange-lights-Wolstanton/story-24547545-detail/story.html

Street lights being introduced in Stoke , causing panic in the local population no doubt.

Went up to stoke to collect some tiles the other day.

What a fooooking grim place - always found the people ok though.

You followed your nose?

BB

Is Stoke really that grim? Palace are at home to them on December 13th, I hope they leave the place in the same way they found it.

as long as they wipe their feet on the way out slippy it should still be the same

You're a bad man B-B and I like that about you.

Strange lights, among other things.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C6l94JRqYs

Ha!

I've just caught up on this story and The Sentinel is now reporting 'Mystery Solved! Source of strange lights found to be Wolstanton Marks and Spencer"

Which has led to one Facebook comment: "They're not just aliens.............they're M&S aliens !!"

The stories off that link have made me smile too, like:
'Bucknall thief jailed for handling stolen vehicles - after leaving hat with his name in it on the seat'.
"The 29-year-old was caught after police found a builder’s hat with his name on left in one of the vehicles.
While on bail, he was caught stealing a horsebox from a field by officers who were lying in wait after the owners reported a number of thefts.
And while he was on bail for that second offence, Clarke, of Whitehouse Road, Bucknall, was pulled over by police while he was banned from the roads."

'Bucknall charity worker who'd smoked cannabis panicked and led police on 70mph chase - after they flashed him over faulty taillight'
"Daniel Hammond – a volunteer driver who regularly takes pensioners to Sneyd Green Community Hall – reached speeds of 70mph in 30mph zones, drove on the wrong side of the road and jumped traffic lights during the pursuit.
Stoke-on-Trent Crown Court heard the 24-year-old only stopped when he hit the rear of a vehicle at the Lime Kiln lights, Bucknall."

By heck, isn't Stoke great?!

I was led to the Sentinel site yesterday, and saw cctv film of a robbery in a shopping centre of some sort (Beaver something)

Yeah it is a **** jewelers I think. I did like how the bloke just casually filmed. Something today about it being linked to a robbery in middlesbrough. I think there may me a flaw in their planning.

If they catch them they`ll get Time